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I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!

 
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11/16/2012 02:57 PM

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Broken tailbone, compressed/broken discs, broken pelvis...

Nice.
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Cant someone embed?
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I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
[link to www.liveleak.com]
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This video is definitive proof that women WILL let you down whenever you need them!

Nice timing of the bitch getting out and letting the cushion ball move out of place, right after the dude jumped off the roof!

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


It didn't move you moron. If anything it went closer to the woman helping him out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1128921


She's still a bitch because she left the position where she was supposed to be holding the fucking ball and after the dude hit the ground she just went farther away from him and started laughing. The person holding the camera was farther and got to him first than her!

Modern women let men down whenever we need them, unless we have something they want, that's a FACT!!!!
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
[link to www.liveleak.com]
 Quoting: danes1


This video is definitive proof that women WILL let you down whenever you need them!

Nice timing of the bitch getting out and letting the cushion ball move out of place, right after the dude jumped off the roof!

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


It didn't move you moron. If anything it went closer to the woman helping him out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1128921


She's still a bitch because she left the position where she was supposed to be holding the fucking ball and after the dude hit the ground she just went farther away from him and started laughing. The person holding the camera was farther and got to him first than her!

Modern women let men down whenever we need them, unless we have something they want, that's a FACT!!!!
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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11/16/2012 03:00 PM

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Broken tailbone, compressed/broken discs, broken pelvis...

Nice.
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He'll be walking like he has a hamburger shoved up his ass and trying not to let the pickles slide out, for the rest of his life...if he will ever walk again that is...
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11/16/2012 03:05 PM
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He busted his own ASS! But good!

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11/16/2012 03:06 PM
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I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
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Spinal damage that he will now feel for the rest of his life.


Well done......idiot.
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11/16/2012 03:18 PM
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his backs going to be more fucked than mine, and i got run over. Thats some stupid shit, at least i got to get to work and yea a bikes risky. But fuck that was some dumb shit.
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11/16/2012 03:20 PM
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lol, this version you can see the ambulance turn up.
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11/16/2012 03:26 PM
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Natural selection is starting to kick in again...

jay
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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11/16/2012 03:30 PM

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Broken tailbone, compressed/broken discs, broken pelvis...

Nice.
 Quoting: Sneetch


He'll be walking like he has a hamburger shoved up his ass and trying not to let the pickles slide out, for the rest of his life...if he will ever walk again that is...
 Quoting: BRIEF


rofl He could have landed on a pole and his cheeks would have touched the ground there.
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11/16/2012 03:31 PM
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hmmmmmmm.. well... A Bahbah oooo meow meow bahbah ooomeowmamoew..
Give me liberty, or give me death.
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I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
[link to www.liveleak.com]
 Quoting: danes1


This video is definitive proof that women WILL let you down whenever you need them!

Nice timing of the bitch getting out and letting the cushion ball move out of place, right after the dude jumped off the roof!

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


It didn't move you moron. If anything it went closer to the woman helping him out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1128921


She's still a bitch because she left the position where she was supposed to be holding the fucking ball and after the dude hit the ground she just went farther away from him and started laughing. The person holding the camera was farther and got to him first than her!

Modern women let men down whenever we need them, unless we have something they want, that's a FACT!!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


So, its the woman's fault that this guy made a complete ass of himself? And its her mistake to have not tended to this moron sooner? scratching

How people get from point A to point B in their minds sometimes astounds me...crazy
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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11/16/2012 03:34 PM
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Broken tailbone, compressed/broken discs, broken pelvis...

Nice.
 Quoting: Sneetch


He'll be walking like he has a hamburger shoved up his ass and trying not to let the pickles slide out, for the rest of his life...if he will ever walk again that is...
 Quoting: BRIEF


scratching

Agreed...jay
watching the "run up" to the elections and the "hopes and dreams" that are built as a result is like watching a dead mouse that is still able to make his exercise wheel go around because his nerves are still twitching that familiar motion...
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11/16/2012 03:46 PM
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I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
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 Quoting: danes1


This video is definitive proof that women WILL let you down whenever you need them!

Nice timing of the bitch getting out and letting the cushion ball move out of place, right after the dude jumped off the roof!

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


Revenge pure and simple, she was just getting back at him for what he did to her earlier that morning.

You see this was the second time he had just missed it, by that much.
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11/16/2012 03:54 PM
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Even if he landed on the ball, for sure he would have fucked himself up in other areas.
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11/16/2012 03:55 PM
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Its no fun hitting your coccyx, I should know, and I didn't even fall from that high a height, I couldn't walk properly for about 3 weeks. That taught me not to get too drunk and dance on a heightened stage in a nightclub.
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11/16/2012 04:07 PM
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Please note: no black plastic bouncy balls were harmed during the recording of this film1rof1
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11/16/2012 04:26 PM
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And there goes his spine... For good. He may recover... somewhat, but when he gets older... Oh dear. I would not like to be in his place after he turns 40 or something.
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11/16/2012 04:32 PM
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This video is definitive proof that women WILL let you down whenever you need them!

Nice timing of the bitch getting out and letting the cushion ball move out of place, right after the dude jumped off the roof!

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


It didn't move you moron. If anything it went closer to the woman helping him out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1128921


She's still a bitch because she left the position where she was supposed to be holding the fucking ball and after the dude hit the ground she just went farther away from him and started laughing. The person holding the camera was farther and got to him first than her!

Modern women let men down whenever we need them, unless we have something they want, that's a FACT!!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


So, its the woman's fault that this guy made a complete ass of himself? And its her mistake to have not tended to this moron sooner? scratching

How people get from point A to point B in their minds sometimes astounds me...crazy
 Quoting: Serenity777


I didn't say it was her fault that he made an ass out of himself! He did it the moment he had the stupid idea of that jump!

I said she's a bitch because she didn't hold the ball steady, even thought he MISSED it, walked away and laughed when he hit the ground and took like two days to ask if he was ok.

Nope, his stupidity wasn't her fault, but definitely that's not a woman you wanna have around when you get sick, injured, broken or put down of any other way.

You people are blind you can't see that!
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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This video is definitive proof that women WILL let you down whenever you need them!

Nice timing of the bitch getting out and letting the cushion ball move out of place, right after the dude jumped off the roof!

norespect
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


It didn't move you moron. If anything it went closer to the woman helping him out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1128921


She's still a bitch because she left the position where she was supposed to be holding the fucking ball and after the dude hit the ground she just went farther away from him and started laughing. The person holding the camera was farther and got to him first than her!

Modern women let men down whenever we need them, unless we have something they want, that's a FACT!!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


So, its the woman's fault that this guy made a complete ass of himself? And its her mistake to have not tended to this moron sooner? scratching

How people get from point A to point B in their minds sometimes astounds me...crazy
 Quoting: Serenity777


I didn't say it was her fault that he made an ass out of himself! He did it the moment he had the stupid idea of that jump!

I said she's a bitch because she didn't hold the ball steady, even thought he MISSED it, walked away and laughed when he hit the ground and took like two days to ask if he was ok.

Nope, his stupidity wasn't her fault, but definitely that's not a woman you wanna have around when you get sick, injured, broken or put down of any other way.

You people are blind you can't see that!
"Do or do not. There is no try." (Yoda)
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I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
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Dang! that had to hurt!! Can you say busted tail bone to boot.
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11/16/2012 04:39 PM
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It didn't move you moron. If anything it went closer to the woman helping him out
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1128921


She's still a bitch because she left the position where she was supposed to be holding the fucking ball and after the dude hit the ground she just went farther away from him and started laughing. The person holding the camera was farther and got to him first than her!

Modern women let men down whenever we need them, unless we have something they want, that's a FACT!!!!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


So, its the woman's fault that this guy made a complete ass of himself? And its her mistake to have not tended to this moron sooner? scratching

How people get from point A to point B in their minds sometimes astounds me...crazy
 Quoting: Serenity777


I didn't say it was her fault that he made an ass out of himself! He did it the moment he had the stupid idea of that jump!

I said she's a bitch because she didn't hold the ball steady, even thought he MISSED it, walked away and laughed when he hit the ground and took like two days to ask if he was ok.

Nope, his stupidity wasn't her fault, but definitely that's not a woman you wanna have around when you get sick, injured, broken or put down of any other way.

You people are blind you can't see that!
 Quoting: UndercoverAlien


He told her "get out" or something like that before the jump.
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11/16/2012 04:49 PM
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that dude fucked his tailbone for life, DUMB ASS SETUP

you have high jump matts around the fucking ball you retards
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

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The description on that youtube link says he broke two vertebrae in his back.
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11/16/2012 04:58 PM

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And we wonder why medical costs are so high.


We will be paying for this idiots stupidity his entire life.
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11/16/2012 04:59 PM
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:Nelsonhaha49823:
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You should add U.S.A and ISRAEL to the list of places to nuke you fucking scum


And i'm white, non muzzy btw
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Muzzy lover.
 Quoting: BRIEF


hehehehehe
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11/16/2012 04:59 PM
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C'mon...such a BONEHEAD!

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11/16/2012 05:02 PM

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Hahaha

And that, kids.... is why you don't do drugs.
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11/16/2012 05:02 PM
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Re: I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
Look at Travis (I forgot his last name) that jumped out of a perfectly good airplane in nothing but cut-off jean shorts. No shirt, no shoes, no chute. Just laughed and flew out the hatch.

He caught up with his friend who had his chute deployed, hooked a carobeaner onto his friends harness and floated safely down, laughing all the way.

And this guy can't even jump off a ten foot roof without making a total spazz out of himself. And he'll have to pay for it for the rest of his life.

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