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I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!

 
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11/16/2012 05:06 PM
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I just read an article where it said mankind has been dumbing down for centuries because of our welfare. In the past days evolution would have taken care that these kind of morons could not reproduce. Now chicks are going wild for this kind of behavior.
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11/16/2012 05:11 PM
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Re: I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
Look at Travis (I forgot his last name) that jumped out of a perfectly good airplane in nothing but cut-off jean shorts. No shirt, no shoes, no chute. Just laughed and flew out the hatch.

He caught up with his friend who had his chute deployed, hooked a carobeaner onto his friends harness and floated safely down, laughing all the way.

And this guy can't even jump off a ten foot roof without making a total spazz out of himself. And he'll have to pay for it for the rest of his life.
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11/16/2012 06:01 PM
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OMG. I cracked (hairline fracture) my tail bone once. It hurt for over a year. Wouldn't surprise me if that dumbass broke his back.
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11/16/2012 06:03 PM
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Re: I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
he is going to have nothing but back problems. Ouch
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11/16/2012 06:12 PM
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Damn Felix Baumgartner groupies.. ouch!
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11/16/2012 06:14 PM
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natural selecton in action, nice suit though
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11/16/2012 06:20 PM
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Re: I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
if you listen closely you can hear 2 distinct crackling sounds when he falls resembling 2 bones breaking apart in his body, in this cane his pelvis bone connection to his tailbone.
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11/16/2012 06:22 PM
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......why stupid cannot be fixed.
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11/16/2012 06:23 PM
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Re: I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
I just read an article where it said mankind has been dumbing down for centuries because of our welfare. In the past days evolution would have taken care that these kind of morons could not reproduce. Now chicks are going wild for this kind of behavior.
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11/16/2012 06:52 PM
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Re: I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
anyone know his outcome yet?

he should have practiced with smaller jumps first.
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11/16/2012 06:57 PM
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Re: I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
I just read an article where it said mankind has been dumbing down for centuries because of our welfare. In the past days evolution would have taken care that these kind of morons could not reproduce. Now chicks are going wild for this kind of behavior.
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Welfare has nothing to do with it. It is a cultural thing and it is a recent trend. "Chicks" are simply following trends ant that is in their psychology along with high priorities for relationships. Once there is a trend for stupidity, evolution will go for it too.
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11/16/2012 07:00 PM
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Re: I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
Wasnt this supposed to be on Jackass?
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11/16/2012 07:03 PM
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I guess Red Bull does NOT give you wings!
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