Lol this thread is hilarious. You can tell by the OP's writing style that he's one of "them" meaning part of the "productions" department in this social experiment and honeytrap called Godlike Productions.

As for Salt becoming a mod, toooo funny. Always knew she wasn't who she claimed to be. Wouldn't be surprised if one day she has a cat picture as an avatar. After all, we do know what those kittehs represent, and, well, the one-eyed symbolism has already been done with her, so what's left?