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WTF Twinkies selling for $18 a box....Now $22-$29 on Amazon updated lolol

 
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TwinkieTards
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I need to add this to my list.
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Wasn't there a movie after the apocolypse where a guy spent time looking for a twinkie.. Woody Harrelson I think..
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I cannot help but wonder who would pay that kind of money for a box of Twinkies? Obviously it's not for their nutritional value - that's for certain. Maybe it's for their ability to kill cockroaches? (It's long been said that a twinkie dropped into a large jar full of cockroaches will kill all the males and sterilize all the females - if a few of them happen to live!!

Lovely stuff, eh?
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Oh great we have another group with a new label. Twinkers
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who the fuck eats twinkies anymore? same goes for snapple and fig newtons.
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Do you see all those overweight mothers with stretch pants? That's your answer.

I do occasionally drink Snapple Diet Peach Ice Tea. I don't see why you put Snapple in that category. Regular Snapple is probably better than sugared apple juice, which is crap.
 Quoting: truthwillsetyoufreeagain


Does it have aspartame? Stay away from that crap ! youll get sick !

Read up on the truth of aspartame, It will stand your hair on end and it reads like bio warfare
It even caused the gulf war disorder.

Read up on it.
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I wonder if Hostess would have survived if its CEO didn't give himself a $1.5 million raise this year?
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Amazon running out very soon
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I keep thinking about Woody in Zombieland, lol!
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Makes me think of Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, when Ray(Johnny Whitworth) is going through the lunchbox and everything he grabs goes rotten instantly, except for the TWINKIE!!
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Run on the Twinkies
then its goodbye forevergasp


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I say send all the Twinkies to Hamas fighters (and Iranian & Syrian Fighters, plus the Iranian Mullahs), that will surely kill them from the crap in them..

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Little Debbie's sells something very similar to a Twinkie, for $3 a box.
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Little Debbie's sells something very similar to a Twinkie, for $3 a box.
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That shit is too sweet, gives me the shakes later.
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Never fear twinkie-aholics...here is a recipe.
Twinkie Clone Recipe

Ingredients:

Non-stick spray
4 egg whites
One 16-ounce box golden pound cake mix
2/3 cup water
Filling
2 teaspoons very hot water
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups marshmallow creme (one 7-ounce jar)
1/2 cup shortening
1/3 cup powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
Preparation

You will need a spice bottle, approximately the size of a Twinkie, ten 12 x 14 -inch pieces of aluminum foil, a cake decorator or pastry bag, and a chopstick.

Preheat oven to 325 degrees.

Fold each piece of aluminum foil in half twice. Wrap the folded foil around the spice bottle to create a mold. Leave the top of the mold open for pouring in the batter. Make 10 of these molds and arrange them on a cookie sheet or in a shallow pan. Grease the inside of each mold with a light coating of non-stick spray.

Disregard the directions on the box of cake mix. Instead, beat the egg whites until stiff. In a separate bowl combine cake mix with water and beat until thoroughly blended (about 2 minutes). Fold egg whites into the cake batter and slowly combine until completely mixed.

Pour the batter into the molds, filling each one about 3/4 of an inch. Bake in the preheated oven for 30 minutes, or until the cake is golden brown and a toothpick stuck in the center comes out clean.

For the filling, combine salt with the hot water in a small bowl and stir until salt is dissolved. Let this mixture cool.

Combine the marshmallow creme, shortening, powdered sugar and vanilla in a medium bowl and mix well with an electric mixer on high speed until fluffy.

Add the salt solution to the filling mixture and combine.

When the cakes are done and cooled, use a skewer or chopstick to make three holes in the bottom of each one. Move the stick around inside of each cake to create space for the filling.

Using a cake decorator or pastry bag, inject each cake with filling into all three holes.

Serves 10.
 Quoting: CogitoErgoArmatumSum


Golly you can make it easy with a kit from Amazon:

[link to www.amazon.com]

chuckle

Last Edited by SpaceCommand on 11/16/2012 05:27 PM
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Lincoln's economic advisor Henry C. Carey explained the universal issue in his 1851 Harmony of Interests:

"Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world."
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20675367


See that kid in the green shirt? This is him now








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OH MAN!! HA HA HA HA

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Never fear twinkie-aholics...here is a recipe.
Twinkie Clone Recipe

Ingredients:

Non-stick spray
4 egg whites
One 16-ounce box golden pound cake mix
2/3 cup water
Filling
2 teaspoons very hot water
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups marshmallow creme (one 7-ounce jar)
1/2 cup shortening
1/3 cup powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
Preparation

You will need a spice bottle, approximately the size of a Twinkie, ten 12 x 14 -inch pieces of aluminum foil, a cake decorator or pastry bag, and a chopstick.

Preheat oven to 325 degrees.

Fold each piece of aluminum foil in half twice. Wrap the folded foil around the spice bottle to create a mold. Leave the top of the mold open for pouring in the batter. Make 10 of these molds and arrange them on a cookie sheet or in a shallow pan. Grease the inside of each mold with a light coating of non-stick spray.

Disregard the directions on the box of cake mix. Instead, beat the egg whites until stiff. In a separate bowl combine cake mix with water and beat until thoroughly blended (about 2 minutes). Fold egg whites into the cake batter and slowly combine until completely mixed.

Pour the batter into the molds, filling each one about 3/4 of an inch. Bake in the preheated oven for 30 minutes, or until the cake is golden brown and a toothpick stuck in the center comes out clean.

For the filling, combine salt with the hot water in a small bowl and stir until salt is dissolved. Let this mixture cool.

Combine the marshmallow creme, shortening, powdered sugar and vanilla in a medium bowl and mix well with an electric mixer on high speed until fluffy.

Add the salt solution to the filling mixture and combine.

When the cakes are done and cooled, use a skewer or chopstick to make three holes in the bottom of each one. Move the stick around inside of each cake to create space for the filling.

Using a cake decorator or pastry bag, inject each cake with filling into all three holes.

Serves 10.
 Quoting: CogitoErgoArmatumSum


Golly you can make it easy with a kit from Amazon:

[link to www.amazon.com]

chuckle
 Quoting: SpaceCommand


That's cool, but I hate Twinkies. They are disgusting. Just thought it was funny that you could make your own.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20675367


See that kid in the green shirt? This is him now








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I think the only human input he has is cartoons on TV
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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They will set up shop in the right to work states, and start baking again. They should use the old recipe that didn't taste like chemicals, and put the beef fat back in the filling.
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Twinky doom is a sign of the end times! This is dire indeed!
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this
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Talahasse would be pissed!
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It's going for $2 million on Amazon, lol.

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psssssssst,they also put fluoride in them...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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I gotz mine!!! Namaste Bitches!

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