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BREAKING!!!! Israel Fires Twinkies At Egypt Causing Gulf Oil Platform To Explode!!!!

 
CygnusXI

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UPDATE****

Cluster suzy-Q bombs dropped in gaza!
Massive civillian casualties report heavy creaming.
OMG!

Also unverified reports of human on human licking. Cream may be a factor. Suzi-zombies reportedly on the move.

Get guns gold and napkins!
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11/16/2012 05:57 PM
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I heard the platform got creamed... 5a
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11/16/2012 06:01 PM
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bump
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OP your a COMPLETE DICK. You take someone elses suffering and make a joke of it !Seriously???? you a moron lil jackass HB you go beat your lil dog ass wipe
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:rangerapproved:
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.................ya if you ur like 14. Just sayin
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Re: BREAKING!!!! Israel Fires Twinkies At Egypt Causing Gulf Oil Platform To Explode!!!!
UPDATE****

Cluster suzy-Q bombs dropped in gaza!
Massive civillian casualties report heavy creaming.
OMG!

Also unverified reports of human on human licking. Cream may be a factor. Suzi-zombies reportedly on the move.

Get guns gold and napkins!
 Quoting: CygnusXI


GROW UP DIP SHIT
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11/16/2012 06:14 PM
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OP your a COMPLETE DICK. You take someone elses suffering and make a joke of it !Seriously???? you a moron lil jackass HB you go beat your lil dog ass wipe
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HB?
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HAARP induces rhythmic waves in twinkie filling, creating vortex-like designs --

Scientists conclude: Crop circle origins decoded by twinkie phenomenon!

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In Memory of Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty: American Heroes, Abandoned and Betrayed.
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OP your a COMPLETE DICK. You take someone elses suffering and make a joke of it !Seriously???? you a moron lil jackass HB you go beat your lil dog ass wipe
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Get a grip fuckwit!
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OP your a COMPLETE DICK. You take someone elses suffering and make a joke of it !Seriously???? you a moron lil jackass HB you go beat your lil dog ass wipe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4613981


HB?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24941506


scratching

I dunno either, but it was in all caps, so it must be important.

Probably the high point of his illiterate anti-twinkie rant.
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Inner city Chicagoans riot, storm welfare offices demanding Hostess snack treats:

We be gon bun diss muthah down we don't be git'n our twinkies.
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11/16/2012 06:48 PM
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Thanks for the levitity of humor:)!!

lol
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UPDATE****

Cluster suzy-Q bombs dropped in gaza!
Massive civillian casualties report heavy creaming.
OMG!

Also unverified reports of human on human licking. Cream may be a factor. Suzi-zombies reportedly on the move.

Get guns gold and napkins!
 Quoting: CygnusXI


GROW UP DIP SHIT
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4613981


A hearty fuck you.
This place is full of racist assholes and this is a post trying to find some fucking humor among all the fucktards like yourself. So suck it asswipe.

For the rest of you without a stick up your ass.. enjoy or add your own. Since this prick can't.
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11/16/2012 07:02 PM
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So,,,

this happens every 188 days
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11/16/2012 07:03 PM
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twinkie doom
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11/16/2012 07:05 PM
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GROW UP DIP SHIT
 Quoting: CygnusXI


A hearty fuck you.
This place is full of racist assholes and this is a post trying to find some fucking humor among all the fucktards like yourself. So suck it asswipe.

For the rest of you without a stick up your ass.. enjoy or add your own. Since this prick can't.




clappa
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OP your a COMPLETE DICK. You take someone elses suffering and make a joke of it !Seriously???? you a moron lil jackass HB you go beat your lil dog ass wipe
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4613981


HB?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24941506


Me thinks the abbreviate-tard meant " How 'bout " he/she/shim should've used "HA" for "How About " - but then we may have questioned why the sudden humorous outburst in mid-sentence - TY OP , we need some laughs rockon
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Stinky Stink if no linky...
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11/16/2012 07:20 PM
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Hostess went out of business today, NO MORE TWINKIES
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11/16/2012 07:29 PM
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Hostess went out of business today, NO MORE TWINKIES
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1585965


Oh Noes... Wait 'til They Start Having Twinkie Withdrawals...

gasp
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11/16/2012 07:34 PM
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applause2
zetas right again!
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rangerapproved
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Are you morphing into a unicorn?
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already fully morphed
I look up at the sky, and wonder where I am on earth. Then I wonder where I am in the solar system. Then I wonder where I am in the galaxy. Then I wonder where I am in the universe. Then I wonder what universe am I in.
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pigchef
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ohyeah

OP you're too funny!
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BREAKING!

Unidentified flying Twinkies have formed a gigantic space ribbon to boomarang Nibiru into the MOON!

wtf
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11/16/2012 08:02 PM
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Chinese spammers invade GLP with ads for counterfeit Dwinkies, Twankies.
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damn that was funny. but the whole thread so far has me rollin.
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The UN condemns Israel in yet another resolution, this time for the illegal use of a chemical weapon disguised as 'something akin to a sponge' against Egypt.
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Its all the Twinkies fault, damn!

Doom on!

Carsh is on!
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