BREAKING!!!! Israel Fires Twinkies At Egypt Causing Gulf Oil Platform To Explode!!!!

UPDATE****

Cluster suzy-Q bombs dropped in gaza!
Massive civillian casualties report heavy creaming.
OMG!

Also unverified reports of human on human licking. Cream may be a factor. Suzi-zombies reportedly on the move.

Get guns gold and napkins!

I heard the platform got creamed...

OP your a COMPLETE DICK. You take someone elses suffering and make a joke of it !Seriously???? you a moron lil jackass HB you go beat your lil dog ass wipe

.................ya if you ur like 14. Just sayin

GROW UP DIP SHIT

HB?

HAARP induces rhythmic waves in twinkie filling, creating vortex-like designs --

Scientists conclude: Crop circle origins decoded by twinkie phenomenon!

Last Edited by goodmockingbird on 11/16/2012 06:38 PM

Get a grip fuckwit!

I dunno either, but it was in all caps, so it must be important.

Probably the high point of his illiterate anti-twinkie rant.

Inner city Chicagoans riot, storm welfare offices demanding Hostess snack treats:

We be gon bun diss muthah down we don't be git'n our twinkies.

Thanks for the levitity of humor:)!!

A hearty fuck you.
This place is full of racist assholes and this is a post trying to find some fucking humor among all the fucktards like yourself. So suck it asswipe.

For the rest of you without a stick up your ass.. enjoy or add your own. Since this prick can't.

So,,,

this happens every 188 days

twinkie doom

A hearty fuck you.
This place is full of racist assholes and this is a post trying to find some fucking humor among all the fucktards like yourself. So suck it asswipe.

For the rest of you without a stick up your ass.. enjoy or add your own. Since this prick can't.

Me thinks the abbreviate-tard meant " How 'bout " he/she/shim should've used "HA" for "How About " - but then we may have questioned why the sudden humorous outburst in mid-sentence - TY OP , we need some laughs

Stinky Stink if no linky...

Hostess went out of business today, NO MORE TWINKIES

Oh Noes... Wait 'til They Start Having Twinkie Withdrawals...

zetas right again!

already fully morphed

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OP you're too funny!

BREAKING!

Unidentified flying Twinkies have formed a gigantic space ribbon to boomarang Nibiru into the MOON!

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damn that was funny. but the whole thread so far has me rollin.

The UN condemns Israel in yet another resolution, this time for the illegal use of a chemical weapon disguised as 'something akin to a sponge' against Egypt.

Its all the Twinkies fault, damn!

Doom on!

Carsh is on!

Taliban sent list of members to sign impeachment petition of obama.