BREAKING!!!! Israel Fires Twinkies At Egypt Causing Gulf Oil Platform To Explode!!!!

Twinkies fall into massive sinkhole; recovery expedition launched by IDF.

zombie tomato plants bring themselves in

Israelis melt 20 tons of physical silver into statue of massive twinkie; worship it.

(later)

Massive Twinkie Idol demolished in earthquake; ley lines blamed.

Keep connecting the dots guys!

Leave it to the members of GLP to construct "THE GRAND CONSPIRACY THEORY!"

5A:

Epic

Shin this pit

HARRY FEAR shoots down flying Twinkie, averting EMP attack; Hamas rejoices!

Chinese spammers invade GLP with ads for counterfeit Dwinkies, Twankies.

Bilderburger Secret Stash Revealed!

Freeze-dried twinkies in remote bunker!

Petraeus caught using diplomatic pouch to smuggle twinkies to mistress.

Proof the end of the world is caused by the last box of twinkies

Twinkie looters shot in NYC! Several hoarders in New Jersey held for FEMA-DHS questioning. Stay tuned for updates as they happen.

Twinkies seen flying in and out of volcanoes. NASA boss quits over exposed cream filling.

Just in: Elmo finds something in his butt..
Just in: Obama loves Israel
Just in: Frankie's WW III Warning
Just in: My uncle said buy ammo

see what happens when the EBT goes down?

so.much.doom.

Israel better change ammo or every cop in America is going to be heading for Egypt!

Twinkie Icing Cures Cancer!

General Petraes his inappropriate relations on board oil rig in the gulf with a Twinkie of Middle Eastern decent.TMZ has learned Twinkie Kelly is a Muslim Brotherhood plant set do start world war 3 over Hostess Snowballs.

Screw the bane, this is what GLP is all about.

Israel Fires Twinkies At Egypt Causing Gulf Oil Platform To Explode!!!! <<<<<<<=========== fuckin great

Mega

Are you morphing into a unicorn?

plants in our out?