BREAKING!!!! Israel Fires Twinkies At Egypt Causing Gulf Oil Platform To Explode!!!!

New Study: creme filling found to cause autism in some children. other side effects included weight gain, hyperactivity, and failure to listen to adults. Addiction is also possible.

Just in: Gold Standard To Be Replaced by the Twinkie Standard !!

Hahahaha.

Prominent Muslim Brotherhood Sheikh put fatwa on Twinkies!

Salafist party condemned Twinkies and prohobit calling them such and are now known as the infidel "tahinas".

What the hell are twinkies please.

President Morsi condemns use of Twinkies and vows to cut off export from egyptian baking goods and hookah pipes to the US

State lawmaker demands he get paid in twinkies. State court says no, but will pay him in gold.

Its all the Hedge Fund's fault. Anything that hides in a hedge has to be evil. The Hedge Fund ate all the twinkies.Soon it will eat....you!

Just in: The REAL reason Twinkies are being shut down !!!

Zombie Apocalypse

Details include: A delicious mysterious goo that oozes from the Earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation. But the sugary treat rots more than teeth when zombie-like snackers begin infesting the world.

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remote viewer claims unopened Twinkie in Ames,Iowa

FEMA Uses Abandoned Correctional Facility to Shelter Tomato Plants Displaced by Hurricaine Sandy

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that ufo off the space station looks like the great twinkie returning to earth to to gather his abandond brothers

Petraeus caught with Ding Dong inside a Twinkie. Twinkie upset and worried that he also put cream filling into a Cupcake. Entire affair begins to Snowball.

Salami sticks, Hans produces them in Oz, most notably.

And lol at the parallel cable.

Scientist says Twinkies never made it to the moon - Van Allen Radiation belt would melt the cream filling.

Twinkie Deconstructed is a great read

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Like most Americans, Steve Ettlinger eats processed foods. And, like most consumers, he didn?t have a clue as to what most of the ingredients on the labels mean. So when his young daughter asked, ?Daddy, what?s polysorbate 60?? he was at a loss?and determined to find out.

From the phosphate mines in Idaho to the oil fields in China, Twinkie, Deconstructed demystifies some of the most common processed food ingredients? where they come from, how they are made, how they are used?and why. Beginning at the source (hint: they?re often more closely linked to rock and petroleum than any of the four food groups), we follow each Twinkie ingredient through the process of being crushed, baked, fermented, refined, and/or reacted into a totally unrecognizable goo or powder?all for the sake of creating a simple snack cake.

muslems organize for a million man march in egypt to demand twinkies.

A large sheen has been found in the water by the deepwater horizon. researchers suspect it to be dark topping from ding dongs.

The Twinkie Gods were angry and parked their Twinkie Doomship in orbit near the ISS. Be prepared to drown in a cream filled soup as they deploy the weapon and it covers the earth like an expanding can of Rite-Stuff.

LOL. Those were awesome! How about some more!

Russian scientists conclude that abiotic twinkie cream is naturally occuring, and regularly oozes out of deepsea volcanic rifts.

...meanwhile, 2 ducks on a front porch are pondering the significance of Frankie's telephone poles...