HAMAS SPOKESMAN: WE HAVE SURPRISES

I wonder what the surprises are..?

clown. i would bet the IDf Big Bag o Surprises is a whole lot bigger...

Yes !

Hamas is going to bring a knife to a gunfight.

EXACTLY....Gazz has no army, so what exactly is Jizzrael 'defending' it's self from.

Zioscum GTFO

Even younger kids with bombs strapped to their chests. Maybe toddlers this time around.

I think, Hamas have received some unconventional weapons.
Maybe, they are expecting help from afar...?

HAMAS didn't even bring a knife to this gun fight. They just brought the cannolis.

Reminds me of comical Ali:

Slingshots and rubber bands! That will hold up well against a nuke.

it's true....

by bombing these innocent Palastinian people over 4 IDF scumbags, Jizzrael only proves how truly EVIL they really are.


God Bless Gaza

Next.....

gazans don;t know how toi fight

like most muslims

worst fighters of all time

lost countries that were created by foreigners, to other foreingers

crap race of dolts

here's a tip for gazans. learn to like walk or swim and leave

if you prefer to stay and defend crap land, then like read a book on tactics or soimethng

I rest my case... LOL LOL

Its due to the Arab's 80 something average IQ. They lived in close proximity to Horn of Africa and had a long and extensive slave trade in Africa. Unfortunately they seemed to have gotten racially mixed up with Africans, note their often tight curly hair.

Easy call, Israeli's FTW, now and forever.

ohhh, that's right, How Dare The Palistinians Defend Themselves...


Dumbass....Next.

What OP said.

Yes thank you...It's a gift.

fuckface.

I'm assuming the surprise is Iran helping with supplies and such. If thats the case, things may get interesting.

Israel spokesman:

Bring it.

When ever I get in a fight I always tell the guy I'm fighting I HAVE A SURPRISE, then I get my ass kicked.

Hamas spokesman:

Iran claimed to have captured 14 squirrels working as spies for Israel. Pigeons flying around their nuclear facilities were also labeled spies.

Maybe, the Palis will try something more exotic this time...