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What the fuck is a twinkie??!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/16/2012 08:48 PM
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I ate one before... Never again

How can you Americans like them? It's like eating greasy cardboard with some kind of gloopy white shit in it

And why do they put beef fat in it? Yuck...
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11/16/2012 09:06 PM
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Hopefully this is because they dont sell them in the UK. But its this small, skinny vanilla flavored cake with white cream in the middle.
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11/16/2012 09:07 PM
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I ate one before... Never again

How can you Americans like them? It's like eating greasy cardboard with some kind of gloopy white shit in it

And why do they put beef fat in it? Yuck...
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They put beef fat in them? Eww but I rarely ever eat them anyway.
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11/16/2012 09:09 PM
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Re: What the fuck is a twinkie??!!
it's a type of food fat Americans eat on the sofa while watching the FOX news.
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go fuck yourself you dumb inbred drunken kangaroo bumming australian fucktard
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Are you one of the said fat Americans, someone seemed to take that a bit personally. And dont see how their comment is worth getting that mad about.
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it's a type of food fat Americans eat on the sofa while watching the FOX news.
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You are a busy little troll, arent you?


OP, watch Zombieland!
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Preferably with a box of twinkies....
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Some real fatties like them fried.
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11/16/2012 09:18 PM
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Seen the news about the shop in usa that does twinkies going out of business.....but what is a twinkie??
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In Bangkok they are shemales. LOL
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11/16/2012 09:22 PM

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11/16/2012 09:23 PM
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I ate one before... Never again

How can you Americans like them? It's like eating greasy cardboard with some kind of gloopy white shit in it

And why do they put beef fat in it? Yuck...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22944982


They put beef fat in them? Eww but I rarely ever eat them anyway.
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The beef fat may be the only identifiable thing in them.

Just checked ebay. You should see all of the auctions up for twinkies. There's even a 21 year old twinkie to aid a charity or something.
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11/16/2012 09:25 PM
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I ate one before... Never again

How can you Americans like them? It's like eating greasy cardboard with some kind of gloopy white shit in it

And why do they put beef fat in it? Yuck...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22944982


Sounds like their krispy kreme crap they sent over here.

YUK!
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11/16/2012 09:27 PM

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What the fuck is a twinkie??!!

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HISTORY OF THE TWINKIE.

Enjoy. cheer

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11/16/2012 09:30 PM
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I used to like them dipped in chocolate. Now, they're just gross.

Anybody remember these? Now those were the days...

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11/16/2012 09:31 PM
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it's the only thing besides a cockroach that can survive a nuclear holocaust.
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11/16/2012 09:36 PM
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it's a type of food fat Americans eat on the sofa while watching the FOX news.
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You are a busy little troll, arent you?


OP, watch Zombieland!
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11/16/2012 09:40 PM
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Little known fact...

A Twinkie can be dropped from a height up to a 6 stories without compromising its structural integrity.
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11/16/2012 09:41 PM
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Seen the news about the shop in usa that does twinkies going out of business.....but what is a twinkie??
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it's a twin pack of sponge cake with a cream filling
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11/16/2012 09:41 PM
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Here is a partial list of other hostess products that will soon be gone. Sweet Snacks
Twinkies
CupCakes
Ding Dongs
Ho Hos
Sno Balls
Donettes
Devil Dogs – Drake’s
Funny Bones – Drake’s
Ring Dings – Drake’s
CoffeeCakes – Drake’s
Blueberry Muffins – Drake’s
Yodels – Drake’s

Breads
Wonder
Nature’s Pride
Merita
Home Pride
Beefsteak
Butternut
Millbrook
Eddy’s
J.J. Nissen
Sweetheart
Cotton’s Holsum
Bread du Jour
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11/16/2012 09:45 PM
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lol .... ask a simple question.....
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11/16/2012 10:15 PM
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It is my 3 year old fawn pug. She is the sweetest dog I have ever had and we have had a variety of pure bred dogs through the years.
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Seen the news about the shop in usa that does twinkies going out of business.....but what is a twinkie??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27898611


Twinkies
You would know them as Sponge Creme Cupcake or Cloud Cakes
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11/16/2012 10:52 PM

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it's a type of food fat Americans eat on the sofa while watching the FOX news.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27886565


Socialist government dependent turd Twinkies were prevalent upon American children especially back in the sixties who hack packed school lunches with a sandwich in my case ham and cheese or bologna and cheese with fruit in season with milk or juice and Twinkies or Hostess cupcakes.

Back in the day, we had sports and gym, the extra energy from these deserts were needed and burned off, and your ignorant post reveals nothing except your jealousy.
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11/16/2012 11:58 PM
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it's a type of food fat Americans eat on the sofa while watching the FOX news.
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You are a busy little troll, arent you?


OP, watch Zombieland!
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Yes!!!
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11/17/2012 12:42 AM

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WHAT IS A TWINKIE??? For real.???

During the time of the "Cold" war and bomb shelters, Twinkies were a main food source in food prep stocking the shelters.

When some folks decided to clean out their bomb shelters and restock 50 years later, the only food that lasted, that was edible, was the Incredible Twinkie.

Coming in second in the storage department would be 5 year old happy meals that look like they were bagged yesterday.

Twinkies and happy Meals are to real food as Obama is to a legitimate Constitutional president.

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11/17/2012 12:44 AM
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isnt that some sort of homo lingo??
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11/17/2012 12:49 AM
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I ate one before... Never again

How can you Americans like them? It's like eating greasy cardboard with some kind of gloopy white shit in it

And why do they put beef fat in it? Yuck...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22944982

To be honest I have not even seen a twinkie in over a decade. There is a reason why they are going out of business. They are not very good. The filling is too sweet and the cake tastes like grease and is very dry.
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isnt that some sort of homo lingo??
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The proper term is twink. You got your Bears, Twinks, Tops and Power bottoms. Skip to 0:16



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it's a type of food fat Americans eat on the sofa while watching the FOX news.
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twinkie

lmao
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11/17/2012 01:03 AM

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I wonder if u could freeze them and sell em a year later on craigslist, to some fudge packer.
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They would still be good in a year without being frozen... that's part of twinkies' appeal.

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it's a type of food fat Americans eat on the sofa while watching the FOX news.
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go fuck yourself you dumb inbred drunken kangaroo bumming australian fucktard
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Thank you, beat me to it.
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11/17/2012 01:19 AM
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I will miss watching hot chicks biting the tip off twinkies and tonguing out the creme......

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