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This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...

 
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11/16/2012 08:41 PM
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This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Everyone knows that Twinkies are the only food that will withstand major nuclear fallout on the surface... this is a sure sign that TPTB will soon be going underground...
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11/16/2012 08:43 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Paranoid much?
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I guess we will just have to learn to eat cockroaches.

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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Paranoid much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27903882


Work on that discernment buddy.

He's clearly being sarcastic.
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11/16/2012 08:47 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Anything in a wrapper, can or box will withstand nuke fallout. Alpha and beta radiation will not penetrate even the thinnest plastic wrapper. As long as it is sealed tight enough to keep the radioactive dirt and dust out, you can eat it. Gamma is nothing to worry about. That will have gone right through and not contaminated the contents as it is not a particle but a wave similar to microwaves.

Just be careful that the food inside does not touch the outside of the package when you open and dispense it.
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Just be careful that the food inside does not touch the outside of the package when you open and dispense it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972

how the hell do you expect 1 to do that?
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11/16/2012 08:50 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Dang hostess total company sales over 3billion dollars in 2012
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11/16/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
werent they made with corn that would glow and had a slelf life of 2000 years

became a food staple on planet of the apes
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11/16/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Anything in a wrapper, can or box will withstand nuke fallout. Alpha and beta radiation will not penetrate even the thinnest plastic wrapper. As long as it is sealed tight enough to keep the radioactive dirt and dust out, you can eat it. Gamma is nothing to worry about. That will have gone right through and not contaminated the contents as it is not a particle but a wave similar to microwaves.

Just be careful that the food inside does not touch the outside of the package when you open and dispense it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


So I need a plastic air tight suit to wear with my tin foil hat? hiding
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11/16/2012 08:53 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Dang hostess total company sales over 3billion dollars in 2012
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313288


Who eats that crap? Chemical pastry at it's best! 5a
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11/16/2012 08:55 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Paranoid much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27903882


Work on that discernment buddy.

He's clearly being sarcastic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6297881


I wish I were being sarcastic... the announcement of the close was made on 11 16... 11 - 1+6=7... 1+1+7= 9... 9/11.... this is serious doom they're definitely starting to cut the food supply for the survivors...
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Dang hostess total company sales over 3billion dollars in 2012
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313288


3 billion in sales....but guess where most of that sales money goes?


Union pensions, wages and benefits.

Let it collapse.
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11/16/2012 08:55 PM
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The end of the white trash MRE :-(
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11/16/2012 08:59 PM

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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
One of the bakeries that has been contracted to produce Twinkies has just contacted my wife's company for distribution. This product is not going anywhere. If you choose to live in fear, so be it.

Last Edited by aznedy on 11/16/2012 09:00 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Anything in a wrapper, can or box will withstand nuke fallout. Alpha and beta radiation will not penetrate even the thinnest plastic wrapper. As long as it is sealed tight enough to keep the radioactive dirt and dust out, you can eat it. Gamma is nothing to worry about. That will have gone right through and not contaminated the contents as it is not a particle but a wave similar to microwaves.

Just be careful that the food inside does not touch the outside of the package when you open and dispense it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


So I need a plastic air tight suit to wear with my tin foil hat? hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24926363


If the gamma from the blast doesn't kill you then yes. Keep yourself clean and covered. Change your clothes regularily, shower, keep contaminated material off your skin and out of your mouth and you'll be fine.
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11/16/2012 09:01 PM

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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Everything is a conspiracy these days.
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The end of the white trash MRE :-(
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so....what's a black trash MRE?
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11/16/2012 09:02 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Ha, ha! When I read this headline, I thought that you were talking about that Jill Kelley gal in Tampa!
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11/16/2012 09:04 PM
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Ha, ha! When I read this headline, I thought that you were talking about that Jill Kelley gal in Tampa!
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lol I thought the same.
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11/16/2012 09:07 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
One of the bakeries that has been contracted to produce Twinkies has just contacted my wife's company for distribution. This product is not going anywhere. If you choose to live in fear, so be it.
 Quoting: aznedy


.....which is proof that 18,500 jobs is not the full impact of this job loss.

...distributors
...suppliers
...truck mechanics
...food carts / trucks
...luncheonettes / diners
...coffee shops / breakfast shops
...trucking industry

...etc....etc.


...and ANY other companies under contract with Hostess now will have COLLATERAL DAMAGE JOB LOSSES as well.
One is linked inextricably to the others.
For every 1 jobs lost at Hostess....expect 2-3 in collateral damage job losses.


WELL DONE UNION THUGS...WELL DONE. cheer

ochange
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11/16/2012 09:16 PM

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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
One of the bakeries that has been contracted to produce Twinkies has just contacted my wife's company for distribution. This product is not going anywhere. If you choose to live in fear, so be it.
 Quoting: aznedy


.....which is proof that 18,500 jobs is not the full impact of this job loss.

...distributors
...suppliers
...truck mechanics
...food carts / trucks
...luncheonettes / diners
...coffee shops / breakfast shops
...trucking industry

...etc....etc.


...and ANY other companies under contract with Hostess now will have COLLATERAL DAMAGE JOB LOSSES as well.
One is linked inextricably to the others.
For every 1 jobs lost at Hostess....expect 2-3 in collateral damage job losses.


WELL DONE UNION THUGS...WELL DONE. cheer

ochange
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7702124


TWINKIE DOOM!!!!


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11/16/2012 10:11 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Dang hostess total company sales over 3billion dollars in 2012
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1313288


3 billion in sales....but guess where most of that sales money goes?


Union pensions, wages and benefits.

Let it collapse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7702124


There is so much more to this sad story than just this typically biased paranoia focused solely on unions and pension funding.
Although there were lots of concessions and good intentions sprouting from almost all involved in this fiasco, what remains of Hostess's assets will be scavenged mostly by secured creditors and a few CEOs. A sad scenario that has become so tragically commonplace in this ravaged free market economy.
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11/16/2012 10:21 PM

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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
One of the bakeries that has been contracted to produce Twinkies has just contacted my wife's company for distribution. This product is not going anywhere. If you choose to live in fear, so be it.
 Quoting: aznedy


Perhaps not as some company should purchase Hostess for pennies to the dollar however, 18,500 union workers have been defeated and headed for the unemployment line and minimal concern leads to minimum wage if lucky.
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11/16/2012 10:24 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Obviously a setup by Little Debbie, who will now rule the snack cake empire.
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11/16/2012 10:26 PM

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Radioactive Twinkies...

I'm so horny...
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11/16/2012 10:28 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
One of the bakeries that has been contracted to produce Twinkies has just contacted my wife's company for distribution. This product is not going anywhere. If you choose to live in fear, so be it.
 Quoting: aznedy


Perhaps not as some company should purchase Hostess for pennies to the dollar however, 18,500 union workers have been defeated and headed for the unemployment line and minimal concern leads to minimum wage if lucky.
 Quoting: SilverPatriot


Maybe just the job for Bain Capital..
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11/16/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
It's big for another reason. Many US industries cannot survive on the global stage with living "middle class" wages, benefit and pensions. This is a canary in the coal mine. Bye bye middle class. We're simply dissolving.
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11/16/2012 10:33 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Everyone knows that Twinkies are the only food that will withstand major nuclear fallout on the surface...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10020994


Proof unions are more devastating than a nuclear attack
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11/16/2012 10:35 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Everyone knows that Twinkies are the only food that will withstand major nuclear fallout on the surface... this is a sure sign that TPTB will soon be going underground...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10020994


BS !! the rights of twinkies will be transfered to another big corp, its marketing... moreover...great form of divert attention from a posible ww3 , cia problems ,etc etc.

Use critical thinking for (""$)" sake!!!
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11/16/2012 10:47 PM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
the federal government is going to bail out the hostess twinki company, but they have to change the stuffing to tofu!
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
Paranoid much?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27903882


Work on that discernment buddy.

He's clearly being sarcastic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6297881


I wish I were being sarcastic... the announcement of the close was made on 11 16... 11 - 1+6=7... 1+1+7= 9... 9/11.... this is serious doom they're definitely starting to cut the food supply for the survivors...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10020994


Ok rainman, whats with the dopey math?

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