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This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/16/2012 10:54 PM
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Everyone knows that Twinkies are the only food that will withstand major nuclear fallout on the surface... this is a sure sign that TPTB will soon be going underground...
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Actually Hostess was bought by J. Rockerfeller so that the total production for Twinkies could be stored enmass for TPTB. Thereby forever securing a food supply or themselves.
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11/16/2012 11:03 PM

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One of the bakeries that has been contracted to produce Twinkies has just contacted my wife's company for distribution. This product is not going anywhere. If you choose to live in fear, so be it.
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Perhaps not as some company should purchase Hostess for pennies to the dollar however, 18,500 union workers have been defeated and headed for the unemployment line and minimal concern leads to minimum wage if lucky.
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Maybe just the job for Bain Capital..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27867290


Or another obama bailout
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11/16/2012 11:11 PM
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Wow, I feel the same way I felt when they announced they were going to "New Coke" not a good feeling!
Sol Neman

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11/17/2012 12:20 AM

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the federal government is going to bail out the hostess twinki company, but they have to change the stuffing to tofu!
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Just let it die then...at least it will die with some dignity!
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11/17/2012 03:06 AM
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Anything in a wrapper, can or box will withstand nuke fallout. Alpha and beta radiation will not penetrate even the thinnest plastic wrapper. As long as it is sealed tight enough to keep the radioactive dirt and dust out, you can eat it. Gamma is nothing to worry about. That will have gone right through and not contaminated the contents as it is not a particle but a wave similar to microwaves.

Just be careful that the food inside does not touch the outside of the package when you open and dispense it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27855972


So if nukes start falling, and I wrap myself in plastic, I should be all right? I'm stocking up on saran wrap.
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11/17/2012 03:11 AM

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Obviously a setup by Little Debbie, who will now rule the snack cake empire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23268923


That conniving whore...
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11/17/2012 03:14 AM
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Re: This Hostess thing is bigger than you think...
have you been watching zombieland?

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