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Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies

 
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Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
A new White House petition wants President Obama to nationalize the "Twinkie industry," saving the popular junk food from possible extinction.

"We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center," a petition on the White House "We the People" website requests.

[link to www.politico.com]

lmao
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
Twinkies are part of American culture. They must be saved along with the rest. Sweet Snacks
Twinkies
CupCakes
Ding Dongs
Ho Hos
Sno Balls
Donettes
Devil Dogs – Drake’s
Funny Bones – Drake’s
Ring Dings – Drake’s
CoffeeCakes – Drake’s
Blueberry Muffins – Drake’s
Yodels – Drake’s

Breads
Wonder
Nature’s Pride
Merita
Home Pride
Beefsteak
Butternut
Millbrook
Eddy’s
J.J. Nissen
Sweetheart
Cotton’s Holsum
Bread du Jour All made by Hostess and gone soon.
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
Michelle would never allow him to do that - her hips would double in size - which would mean she could use the grand canyon for a potty
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devil dogs were the shit back in the day

fuckin drakes cakes rocked.

hostess blew wads.
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Someone will buy everything worth buying and then produce it without union workers driving up the cost.
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No no no... only our masters get bailed out
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
A new White House petition wants President Obama to nationalize the "Twinkie industry," saving the popular junk food from possible extinction.

"We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center," a petition on the White House "We the People" website requests.

[link to www.politico.com]

lmao
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Sick....demented....absurd.

zoinks
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
why don't we get a chinese or mexican company to make
twinkies. sell them really cheap at walmart, then the
problem is solved.

the new american way.

load 'em up with real sugar, no corn sirup or such.

SmileyWink
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!​

That's like asking them to bring a family member back from the dead as a Zombie. They make look a little alike, but they will both destroy you in the end.


Besides, do you really want to eat the spinach flavored twinkies that Michelle would force upon the nation. scared
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11/16/2012 09:57 PM
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
TWINKIE BAIL OUT!!!

Not having twinkles or wonder bread is a damn shame. This country is officially done now! Don't forget the Ho Ho's either. :(

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Someone will buy everything worth buying and then produce it without union workers driving up the cost.
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...Lowering the price, it's about time we started trimming the fat...koolaid
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You will see alot 'Made In America' companies failing like this. They want everything run by them. If theyre not in on it its out.

Plus where are all these newly unemployed workers going to work now? Do they not know there is no work available?
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is this a joke?

Or obama really into into the emulsified fd&C yellow dye no. 5 industry.

lmao

either way..

great thread title..


obama
"twinkies" like me make a great country.


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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
A new White House petition wants President Obama to nationalize the "Twinkie industry," saving the popular junk food from possible extinction.

"We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center," a petition on the White House "We the People" website requests.

[link to www.politico.com]

lmao
 Quoting: ~Jay~


Twinkie Deconstructed is a great read

[link to www.amazon.com]

Like most Americans, Steve Ettlinger eats processed foods. And, like most consumers, he didn?t have a clue as to what most of the ingredients on the labels mean. So when his young daughter asked, ?Daddy, what?s polysorbate 60?? he was at a loss?and determined to find out.

From the phosphate mines in Idaho to the oil fields in China, Twinkie, Deconstructed demystifies some of the most common processed food ingredients? where they come from, how they are made, how they are used?and why. Beginning at the source (hint: they?re often more closely linked to rock and petroleum than any of the four food groups), we follow each Twinkie ingredient through the process of being crushed, baked, fermented, refined, and/or reacted into a totally unrecognizable goo or powder?all for the sake of creating a simple snack cake.
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Texas is all talk
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
fuckin unions have destroyed this country.
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
Someone will buy everything worth buying and then produce it without union workers driving up the cost.
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This is exactly what needs to be done.

The 5000 unionized idiots who sank the company for the other 13,000 non-unionized Hostess employees will be in for a big shock when they can't get hired anywhere else for anything remotely close to what they were making, if they can get hired at all.

I know I wouldn't hire them.
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You left out Tiger Tails, poooy on twinkies, save the Snow Balls and Tiger Tails.
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We stopped romery from ousting Big Bird, why or why can we not stop O & the Unions from abolishing Twinkies...???
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twinkie manufacturing is about the level obama understands manufacturing.

solyndra treats
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OMFG. Only in America. Fat ass tards.
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Make homemade twinkies. Problem solved.
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Texas is all talk
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that would be brilliant, let the tax payers subsidize yet another company.
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
Twinkies are part of American culture. They must be saved along with the rest. Sweet Snacks
Twinkies
CupCakes
Ding Dongs
Ho Hos
Sno Balls
Donettes
Devil Dogs – Drake’s
Funny Bones – Drake’s
Ring Dings – Drake’s
CoffeeCakes – Drake’s
Blueberry Muffins – Drake’s
Yodels – Drake’s

Breads
Wonder
Nature’s Pride
Merita
Home Pride
Beefsteak
Butternut
Millbrook
Eddy’s
J.J. Nissen
Sweetheart
Cotton’s Holsum
Bread du Jour All made by Hostess and gone soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


Yes, poison has been a staple in American food for quite some time now. Obesity is the staple of American culture. We must preserve this way of life at all costs.
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I used to love Ding Dong's when they were individually wrapped in foil.

They are dry and taste different because now they just throw them in plastic baggies.
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I signed, you bitches better too.5a
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Someone will buy everything worth buying and then produce it without union workers driving up the cost.
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OH FUCK........Here we again with the silly-ass Fucking Union Bullshit.....I tried that UNION B.S. Operating Lift Cranes with I.U.O.E. ......Fucking Joke. Good Operators.....screwed in the head.
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Texas is all talk
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Marijuana first, and then Twinkies.

(this is a pretty hefty political agenda we're working up here.)
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