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Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies

 
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11/17/2012 12:56 AM
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I can't imagine life without Twinkies! and I don't eat them that often!
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In S Korea Lotte make way better Trinkie and cake snack. US trinkie tasting like motherfucker asshore. We sell S Korean trinkie to US and sorve plobrem.
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11/17/2012 01:00 AM
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i lost my virginity to a twinkie
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How 'bout Obama just does his job and fuckin save America...oh yeah, WTF was I thinking?!?!?
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Well you knew this was coming, didn't you pay attention in Zombieland?


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11/17/2012 01:35 AM
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governer christie looks like he is more of a twinkie man
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
Twinkies are part of American culture. They must be saved along with the rest. Sweet Snacks
Twinkies
CupCakes
Ding Dongs
Ho Hos
Ring Dings
Sno Balls
Donettes
Devil Dogs – Drake’s
Funny Bones – Drake’s
Ring Dings – Drake’s
CoffeeCakes – Drake’s
Blueberry Muffins – Drake’s
Yodels – Drake’s

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507

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11/17/2012 02:06 AM
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A new White House petition wants President Obama to nationalize the "Twinkie industry," saving the popular junk food from possible extinction.

"We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center," a petition on the White House "We the People" website requests.

[link to www.politico.com]

lmao
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Disaster overted , make your own Twinkies

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I can't imagine life without Twinkies!
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a buncha of twinkies and ding-dongs gave us a christmas without hohos
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We stopped romery from ousting Big Bird, why or why can we not stop O & the Unions from abolishing Twinkies...???
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democraps told us if we voted for romney there'd be massive layoffs.

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11/17/2012 02:18 AM

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that would be brilliant, let the tax payers subsidize yet another company.
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obamas economic policy = trickle down poverty
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i'm already poverted ;)
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11/17/2012 02:21 AM

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That's like asking them to bring a family member back from the dead as a Zombie. They make look a little alike, but they will both destroy you in the end.
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Haha, exactly. Government resurrecting a dead company...like burying said company in the Pet Cemetery and waiting for it to rise. They might be there with you again, but they're now an evil, twisted shadow of their former selves.

But it is very sad that Hostess is going under. Twinkies, man...no more twinkies. Hostess is like a national institution, as American as apple pie and all that shit.

But I don't think Hostess will be the last big American institution to fall victim to the big O. Might be easier to keep a list on who made it rather than one on who didn't in the near future.

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atlas just shrugged in ur faces union hacks!!
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11/17/2012 02:45 AM
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what if the twinkie factory converts to the new jerusalem calendar, would that save it???
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
Twinkies are part of American culture. They must be saved along with the rest. Sweet Snacks
Twinkies
CupCakes
Ding Dongs
Ho Hos
Sno Balls
Donettes
Devil Dogs – Drake’s
Funny Bones – Drake’s
Ring Dings – Drake’s
CoffeeCakes – Drake’s
Blueberry Muffins – Drake’s
Yodels – Drake’s

Breads
Wonder
Nature’s Pride
Merita
Home Pride
Beefsteak
Butternut
Millbrook
Eddy’s
J.J. Nissen
Sweetheart
Cotton’s Holsum
Bread du Jour All made by Hostess and gone soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


Yes, poison has been a staple in American food for quite some time now. Obesity is the staple of American culture. We must preserve this way of life at all costs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27910543

You got enough broccoli to feed 18000 folks?

Apple slices?


They'd eat a cheap hamburger first.
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11/17/2012 02:54 AM
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So you want the government to intervene to save a private company? Sounds like socialism and bailouts like all you idiots were against. If a company can't make money, then it should fail. That is capitalism.
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11/17/2012 02:59 AM
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I know the products are bad for us. But the child in me will miss them. The adult in me will too. I work graveyard. I live off coffee and Zingers in the winter.
 Quoting: deanoZXT


Oh my fucking god. I forgot about raspberry zingers. I love those.
 Quoting: Debauchery


heh.

/RIP twinkies. BTW, 10+ pages on ebay for twinkies. Best one so far was $60 for a box of 10. Almost makes you weep over the stupidity of it. Someone will buy the brand, the name, and the recipe. Besides, they only shut down the US plants, it is still being made in Canada.
 Quoting: Borian


lol there were 5 packs of 10 with the bidding over $400! haha they must be good
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11/17/2012 03:11 AM
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that would be brilliant, let the tax payers subsidize yet another company.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23011194


u already subsidize every corporation in the nation with the federal reserve system, THe gov just picks the winners and losers, THat bank big spooky bank that makes money from nothing, then gives it to its sub banks for nothing is doing that on our credit, Every business is subsadized by the credit of the united states!!!

That means everything belongs to us! Give us Twinkies or give us death.
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11/17/2012 03:13 AM
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This is hilarious. Dont have the nation "lose her sweet creamy center", the creamy center of the nation is fake, just like the fake food of the Twinkie. Hostess companies with the heart on their symbol, they must really care about the peopl'es health and well being! My dad bought the last one in the store today for history purposes to keep, i was looking at the exp date and it said Nov 2057, LOL. I wouldnt want to eat any shit like thaat, look at the ingredients too, dont even get me started..lmao if Obama signs this im going to laugh my ass off even more
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11/17/2012 03:55 AM
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In S Korea Lotte make way better Trinkie and cake snack. US trinkie tasting like motherfucker asshore. We sell S Korean trinkie to US and sorve plobrem.
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sulery you mean South Kolea???
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Petitions have been marginalized to the point that they are nothing more than jokes.
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Agree. Media, including bloggers did a great job on pushing the propoganda.
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that would be brilliant, let the tax payers subsidize yet another company.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23011194


obamas economic policy = trickle down poverty
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


/heh.

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