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Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies

 
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No Twinkie product even qualify as food. The cardboard containers it comes in are better for you to eat than the shit they put inside them.

The Twinkie Deconstructed link was pointing to the fact that a lot of the ingredients come from phosphates and petroleum. I was hoping someone could pick up on the hint their.
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11/16/2012 11:14 PM
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I know the products are bad for us. But the child in me will miss them. The adult in me will too. I work graveyard. I live off coffee and Zingers in the winter.
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I blame Bush
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they'll have to increase taxes by 2 trillion
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A twinkie is not a twinkie if its not made by Hostess. It just won't be the same.
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I know the products are bad for us. But the child in me will miss them. The adult in me will too. I work graveyard. I live off coffee and Zingers in the winter.
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Oh my fucking god. I forgot about raspberry zingers. I love those.
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11/16/2012 11:27 PM
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No Twinkie product even qualify as food. The cardboard containers it comes in are better for you to eat than the shit they put inside them.

The Twinkie Deconstructed link was pointing to the fact that a lot of the ingredients come from phosphates and petroleum. I was hoping someone could pick up on the hint their.
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We did.....probably or probly WAY before you was hatched.

No shit Sherlock......point is you can eat shit and die if want to and if not you are SMART. Choice.......let us all sayyyyyyyyy "We Do Not Need To Know How To Use Our Brains Due To The Fact We Have One"....sound good? In other terms I would say this:
It is 5:30 PM Central Time (CST) and crossing a 6 lane freeway during rush hour is not smart AAAAAnnnnddddd Mr. Brainiac saaaaayyysss: I WOULD NOT Do That (cross the road) because You are going to get Killed or maybe just screwed up physically until you DIE. Mr. SmartAss speaks with an authoritative tone and saaaaayyyys: "I can walk where I want"....and get's all the FUCK run out of him but BARELY Lives......What should Braniac say to Mr. SmartAss?
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I Stole this from another member.... ;)
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11/16/2012 11:34 PM
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
why don't we get a chinese or mexican company to make
twinkies. sell them really cheap at walmart, then the
problem is solved.

the new american way.

load 'em up with real sugar, no corn sirup or such.

SmileyWink
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Twinkies have an expiration date, you know.

One big reason we have a good standard of living in the US is because the US is the world's breadbasket. Food manufacturers get their supplies cheap, because all the food is grown here. China can't manufacture things like this, takes them a week to ship a barge across the ocean, plus, the twinkies would sit in port for a week or so while the ship is being loaded. Not profitable to ship perishable food items from overseas.
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I know the products are bad for us. But the child in me will miss them. The adult in me will too. I work graveyard. I live off coffee and Zingers in the winter.
 Quoting: deanoZXT


Oh my fucking god. I forgot about raspberry zingers. I love those.
 Quoting: Debauchery


heh.

/RIP twinkies. BTW, 10+ pages on ebay for twinkies. Best one so far was $60 for a box of 10. Almost makes you weep over the stupidity of it. Someone will buy the brand, the name, and the recipe. Besides, they only shut down the US plants, it is still being made in Canada.
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11/16/2012 11:38 PM
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AMEREEKAAAANZ!!
It was always my dream to do the first thing when I finally land in America, to eat a hostess tweenkeez.
So plz don't lose the Twinkees.
Say yay! and sign the tweenkiez.
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I know the products are bad for us. But the child in me will miss them. The adult in me will too. I work graveyard. I live off coffee and Zingers in the winter.
 Quoting: deanoZXT


Oh my fucking god. I forgot about raspberry zingers. I love those.
 Quoting: Debauchery


heh.

/RIP twinkies. BTW, 10+ pages on ebay for twinkies. Best one so far was $60 for a box of 10. Almost makes you weep over the stupidity of it. Someone will buy the brand, the name, and the recipe. Besides, they only shut down the US plants, it is still being made in Canada.
 Quoting: Borian


I was just discussing that with someone.

All those stupid people paying out their ass for twinkies, they're gonna kick themselves when they're back out on the shelves.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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11/16/2012 11:49 PM
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Make way for change. This company was meant to fall. MAKE WAY FOR CHANGE, I tell you.
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11/16/2012 11:52 PM
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TBTF. Better investment than Solyndra!
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11/16/2012 11:53 PM
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What the fuck is this world without goddamned Sno Balls? Damn it.
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AMEREEKAAAANZ!!
It was always my dream to do the first thing when I finally land in America, to eat a hostess tweenkeez.
So plz don't lose the Twinkees.
Say yay! and sign the tweenkiez.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27913464


For you, India? I just might.
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11/17/2012 12:02 AM
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Twinkies are part of American culture. They must be saved along with the rest. Sweet Snacks
Twinkies
CupCakes
Ding Dongs
Ho Hos
Sno Balls
Donettes
Devil Dogs – Drake’s
Funny Bones – Drake’s
Ring Dings – Drake’s
CoffeeCakes – Drake’s
Blueberry Muffins – Drake’s
Yodels – Drake’s

Breads
Wonder
Nature’s Pride
Merita
Home Pride
Beefsteak
Butternut
Millbrook
Eddy’s
J.J. Nissen
Sweetheart
Cotton’s Holsum
Bread du Jour All made by Hostess and gone soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24537507


I am unemployed and the Hostess Outlet store has helped sustain me.

Screw Obama. Impeach. Jail.

Hey Huffpo - how are you explaining the country and the world disintegrating with the messiah in charge? Oh that's right, it's Bush's fault.
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11/17/2012 12:04 AM
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Behead those who insult Twinkies
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11/17/2012 12:05 AM
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What the fuck is this world without goddamned Sno Balls? Damn it.
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I really hate snowballs. But the fact that a twinkie has a +30 year shelf life is in itself, intimidating. heh.

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I know the products are bad for us. But the child in me will miss them. The adult in me will too. I work graveyard. I live off coffee and Zingers in the winter.
 Quoting: deanoZXT


Oh my fucking god. I forgot about raspberry zingers. I love those.
 Quoting: Debauchery


heh.

/RIP twinkies. BTW, 10+ pages on ebay for twinkies. Best one so far was $60 for a box of 10. Almost makes you weep over the stupidity of it. Someone will buy the brand, the name, and the recipe. Besides, they only shut down the US plants, it is still being made in Canada.
 Quoting: Borian


I was just discussing that with someone.

All those stupid people paying out their ass for twinkies, they're gonna kick themselves when they're back out on the shelves.
 Quoting: Debauchery


The world is not running as it once ran. I doubt anyone is going to start putting these out very soon. Hell we still have Bufferin off the shelves and only got Excedrin Migraine back about a week ago. Yeah, different situation, but things are working differently. This company was in business for 82 years. Nope, I would enjoy Ho-Ho's while you can. For many things in America now, there is no going back.

Businesses and restaurants, some operating for over 50 years, have closed up in my town. Places we knew we could get a good meal at an affordable price. Heck, when cash is low we split a Denny's grand slam here. That's going up too.

Everyone thinks everything will be okay. It will not. Hostess is just one more example of how the unions have helped destroy this country.

It's not funny. We are all screwed.

Impeach Obama. Let's see him where he deserves to be - behind bars.
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11/17/2012 12:13 AM
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
why don't we get a chinese or mexican company to make
twinkies. sell them really cheap at walmart, then the
problem is solved.

the new american way.

load 'em up with real sugar, no corn sirup or such.

SmileyWink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27907756


Twinkies have an expiration date, you know.

One big reason we have a good standard of living in the US is because the US is the world's breadbasket. Food manufacturers get their supplies cheap, because all the food is grown here. China can't manufacture things like this, takes them a week to ship a barge across the ocean, plus, the twinkies would sit in port for a week or so while the ship is being loaded. Not profitable to ship perishable food items from overseas.
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what decade are YOU living in? US is the worlds' breadbasket? You know we're putting most of our corn in our engines and horses are starving because of the price of hay right? You know farmers have gone out of business en masse because they can't afford to feed their livestock right? God, it's like everyone is blind or dumb.
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
why don't we get a chinese or mexican company to make
twinkies. sell them really cheap at walmart, then the
problem is solved.

the new american way.

load 'em up with real sugar, no corn sirup or such.

SmileyWink
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27907756


Twinkies have an expiration date, you know.

One big reason we have a good standard of living in the US is because the US is the world's breadbasket. Food manufacturers get their supplies cheap, because all the food is grown here. China can't manufacture things like this, takes them a week to ship a barge across the ocean, plus, the twinkies would sit in port for a week or so while the ship is being loaded. Not profitable to ship perishable food items from overseas.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18472602


what decade are YOU living in? US is the worlds' breadbasket? You know we're putting most of our corn in our engines and horses are starving because of the price of hay right? You know farmers have gone out of business en masse because they can't afford to feed their livestock right? God, it's like everyone is blind or dumb.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23427044


Most are.
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11/17/2012 12:19 AM
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Not too big to fail.
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It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.
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Starting to see a pattern here....


Dems (socialists) empower unions. Unions crush private businesses. Government steps in and takes over failing private businesses....


misdoubt
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No Twinkie product even qualify as food. The cardboard containers it comes in are better for you to eat than the shit they put inside them.

The Twinkie Deconstructed link was pointing to the fact that a lot of the ingredients come from phosphates and petroleum. I was hoping someone could pick up on the hint their.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27910543


We did.....probably or probly WAY before you was hatched.

No shit Sherlock......point is you can eat shit and die if want to and if not you are SMART. Choice.......let us all sayyyyyyyyy "We Do Not Need To Know How To Use Our Brains Due To The Fact We Have One"....sound good? In other terms I would say this:
It is 5:30 PM Central Time (CST) and crossing a 6 lane freeway during rush hour is not smart AAAAAnnnnddddd Mr. Brainiac saaaaayyysss: I WOULD NOT Do That (cross the road) because You are going to get Killed or maybe just screwed up physically until you DIE. Mr. SmartAss speaks with an authoritative tone and saaaaayyyys: "I can walk where I want"....and get's all the FUCK run out of him but BARELY Lives......What should Braniac say to Mr. SmartAss?
 Quoting: AdHocBOHICA


That's deep. I never thought of it that way.

Nobody is even making a point. You just made one from thin air about what I said. You don't even really have a point to make, because I wasn't trying to make one either. I'm just trying to bring a little awareness out there about what's in Twinkies, and I displayed that I was a little surprised that nobody noticed. Then here you come.

When people say "Oh I loved those. The Ding Dongs were so good," I hear involuntarily in my own mind "God, I loved being so stupid poisoning myself with this garbage, ah the memories of how dumb I am, being a kid was great." I can't help it. The whole discussion is steered towards nostalgia of a shitty product and it speaks volumes about everyone who is participating in it. You can choose to be stupid and say stupid things if you feel that's your prerogative. Others will respond accordingly. Yeah I said "their" in my earlier post. That was stupid too, but it was an accident.
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Petitions have been marginalized to the point that they are nothing more than jokes.
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11/17/2012 12:31 AM
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Is that what they call them now?
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Re: Petition wants Obama to save Twinkies
AMEREEKAAAANZ!!
It was always my dream to do the first thing when I finally land in America, to eat a hostess tweenkeez.
So plz don't lose the Twinkees.
Say yay! and sign the tweenkiez.
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For you, India? I just might.
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Theenx.
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petitions mean nothing
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Well we do have a ding dong and a ho ho in the whitehouse afterall
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