I am the messiah, I have been living amongst you. ask me a question

You're not the messiah,you're just a very naughty boy.

what are you doing in this forum ?

why havent you saved the world by now you lazy sack of shit?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????​?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????​?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????​?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????​?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????​?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????​?????????????????????????????????///

Do you fap?

Learning to communicate with humans. This forum has a concentration of open-minded humans who give feedback. A necessary component of learning.

Yes.

Because you are all praying for different things.

How do you walk on water?
Whats it like to be crucified?
Who has been the best actor to portray you on film?

fuck you maggot.. i sit on my throne alone and no i aint nobodies savior like the world might think.. fuck you all!!

You should all reflect upon this answer. I will come back when you have made your decision.

shouldnt you be looking for the anti christ ?

There are many Anti-Christs. And they are not hard to find.

What time is it ?


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dont you mean mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

omelette?
"In cuisine, an omelette or omelet is a dish made from beaten eggs quickly cooked with butter or oil in a frying pan, sometimes folded around a filling such as cheese, vegetables, meat (often ham), or some combination of the above. To obtain a fluffy texture, whole eggs or sometimes egg whites only are beaten with a small amount of milk or cream, or even water, the idea being to have "bubbles" of water vapor trapped within the rapidly cooked egg. Some home cooks add baking powder to produce a fluffier omelette; however, this ingredient is sometimes viewed unfavorably by traditionalists. The bubbles are what make the omelette light and fluffy.
Omelettes may be only partially cooked on the top side and not flipped, even prior to fold."
[link to en.wikipedia.org]

it's a hungry world...
the best place to start
would be to feed all
the starving children.

then their parents,
along with all those
who hunger. this alone
would save multitudes.

how many eggs
do you need;
to break,
to feed the world?

So then tell me how I can get a black man to let me pull down his drawers and show him a good time!!!!!!!!

Hey! Well so am I

What message do you have for us? Please share with us the lessons you have learned living among the people.

So very clever of you. So very FUNNY and full of ingenuity. So cutting edge and over-the-top. YOU'RE OF GENIUS CALIBER.

Do something with that very lost and pathetic life of yours.

You're probably actually sitting around waiting for responses on this nonsense thread because you're looking for lots of attention.

Are you getting the attention that you wanted? Does it feel good? I guess since your mother failed to wipe your butt this morning for you, you need someone else to do it for you...

Do us all a favor and go buy some toilet paper and wipe your mouth fervently.

:jay:

WHERE IN THE HELL YOU BEEN????

Dude, where's my car?