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The little old lady next door blasts reality shows 24/7 from her big ass screen tv.

 
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Is it wrong that I hope she dies soon so the noise stops?
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Ask her to leave you the tv in her will, then you can blast MTV to yourself 24/7
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Ask her to leave you the tv in her will, then you can blast MTV to yourself 24/7
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MTV IS REALITY SHOWS 24/7!

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Re: The little old lady next door blasts reality shows 24/7 from her big ass screen tv.
Most likely hard of hearing.

Why not get her a gift of those wireless headphones that can be tuned in to the TV set this way she can wear them, watch her TV shows with all the volume she needs.

[link to www.google.com]

Be a good kid and shell out a few dollars, and hook it up for her too.

Understand that one day you are going to be old and most likely will be hard of hearing as well, take pity on your potential future self and perhaps someone will take pity on you later in life when you need it.
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Re: The little old lady next door blasts reality shows 24/7 from her big ass screen tv.
Most likely hard of hearing.

Why not get her a gift of those wireless headphones that can be tuned in to the TV set this way she can wear them, watch her TV shows with all the volume she needs.

[link to www.google.com]

Be a good kid and shell out a few dollars, and hook it up for her too.

Understand that one day you are going to be old and most likely will be hard of hearing as well, take pity on your potential future self and perhaps someone will take pity on you later in life when you need it.
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I was thinking about that actually. Christmas is coming up. But in the mean time I wouldn't mind if she went a little early and saved me a few bucks.
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Re: The little old lady next door blasts reality shows 24/7 from her big ass screen tv.
Figure out what brand it is and buy a remote and program it. When she has the TV on too loudly, go into the hall and turn it down. LOL!
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Re: The little old lady next door blasts reality shows 24/7 from her big ass screen tv.
dont wish death on her, just fight fire with fire. place the speakers of your stereo against the common wall, and blast one of those "sounds of the battlefield" albums when her tv is cranked. as soon as hers turns down, shut yours off. when hers cranks up again, repeat. "sounds of the haunted house" or "greatest car crashes" works great too. of course, her tv might not be that loud, it could just be that it happens to be in a spot that resonates the frequencies you find so objectionable. sometimes a common wall can act like a sympathetic amplifier to a certain band of frequencies. if that's the case, just "dampen" the wall
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Is it wrong that I hope she dies soon so the noise stops?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


For an evil bastard like you, no its seems quite normal... But a twisted fuck like yourself who never leaves the computer, you're prolly getting off on eavesdropping and listening to het fart.

Btw, you gf has an enormous ass.
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eavesdropping... Only schizo psychopaths do that stuff.... Seek help before you go more crazy than you already are...


Did you hear that? I think she just farted for you.
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Don't ya just hate it when you are found out?
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Is it wrong that I hope she dies soon so the noise stops?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


For an evil bastard like you, no its seems quite normal... But a twisted fuck like yourself who never leaves the computer, you're prolly getting off on eavesdropping and listening to het fart.

Btw, you gf has an enormous ass.
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cruise

Well played, man. That one stung a lil bit.

Wait... yeah... I felt that one in my cockles...

Gonna go cry now.

:fwp:
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Oh God. I feel sorry for you OP.

MTV reality shows are some of the worst.

Ugh. Maybe you should blast some type of music you like. Something like Marilyn Manson with that great beat that makes you want to dance a jig to Satan.

LOL

I bet she would get the idea then....

ohyeah
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Don't ya just hate it when you are found out?
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Oh, didn't notice you posted three times. You must really like me. Are you that dude that's all jelly about my cranberry turkey sub?
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Re: The little old lady next door blasts reality shows 24/7 from her big ass screen tv.
Oh God. I feel sorry for you OP.

MTV reality shows are some of the worst.

Ugh. Maybe you should blast some type of music you like. Something like Marilyn Manson with that great beat that makes you want to dance a jig to Satan.

LOL

I bet she would get the idea then....

ohyeah
 Quoting: Watching the world


Not really a fan of marilyn manson.

cruise

Loudest thing I like is Apocalyptica. Think this'll do it?



[link to www.youtube.com]
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Re: The little old lady next door blasts reality shows 24/7 from her big ass screen tv.
Oh God. I feel sorry for you OP.

MTV reality shows are some of the worst.

Ugh. Maybe you should blast some type of music you like. Something like Marilyn Manson with that great beat that makes you want to dance a jig to Satan.

LOL

I bet she would get the idea then....

ohyeah
 Quoting: Watching the world


Not really a fan of marilyn manson.

cruise

Loudest thing I like is Apocalyptica. Think this'll do it?



[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


This group is HOT! Thanks for the post! I will check them out!
Ignorance is bliss until reality bites you in the ass.

I bury the dead.
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Re: The little old lady next door blasts reality shows 24/7 from her big ass screen tv.
Don't ya just hate it when you are found out?
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Oh, didn't notice you posted three times. You must really like me. Are you that dude that's all jelly about my cranberry turkey sub?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Yeeah, thats it, I like you. I've always been atracted to ugly women haters. You really found me out.

Can't wait for the reunion.
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Is it wrong that I hope she dies soon so the noise stops?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


For an evil bastard like you, no its seems quite normal... But a twisted fuck like yourself who never leaves the computer, you're prolly getting off on eavesdropping and listening to het fart.

Btw, you gf has an enormous ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1911931


cruise

Well played, man. That one stung a lil bit.

Wait... yeah... I felt that one in my cockles...

Gonna go cry now.

:fwp:
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


It must suck to have to pose.... If you spent a little more, you might be able to get a prettier one, with a tighter body. But it sure is entertaining. Others thnk so as well.

Thats it, i won't give you the pleasure of me responding to you.

Enjoy your world, you created it.
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I would go talk to her about it.
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 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


For an evil bastard like you, no its seems quite normal... But a twisted fuck like yourself who never leaves the computer, you're prolly getting off on eavesdropping and listening to het fart.

Btw, you gf has an enormous ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1911931


cruise

Well played, man. That one stung a lil bit.

Wait... yeah... I felt that one in my cockles...

Gonna go cry now.

:fwp:
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


It must suck to have to pose.... If you spent a little more, you might be able to get a prettier one, with a tighter body. But it sure is entertaining. Others thnk so as well.

Thats it, i won't give you the pleasure of me responding to you.

Enjoy your world, you created it.
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You posted twice. After posting 3 times. You must really, really like me or be really, really jelly of my cranberry turkey sub, man.
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Re: The little old lady next door blasts reality shows 24/7 from her big ass screen tv.
Oh God. I feel sorry for you OP.

MTV reality shows are some of the worst.

Ugh. Maybe you should blast some type of music you like. Something like Marilyn Manson with that great beat that makes you want to dance a jig to Satan.

LOL

I bet she would get the idea then....

ohyeah
 Quoting: Watching the world


Not really a fan of marilyn manson.

cruise

Loudest thing I like is Apocalyptica. Think this'll do it?



[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


This group is HOT! Thanks for the post! I will check them out!
 Quoting: Watching the world


NP, enjoy!
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For an evil bastard like you, no its seems quite normal... But a twisted fuck like yourself who never leaves the computer, you're prolly getting off on eavesdropping and listening to het fart.
Btw, you gf has an enormous ass.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1911931

cruise
Well played, man. That one stung a lil bit.
Wait... yeah... I felt that one in my cockles...
Gonna go cry now.

:fwp:
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


It must suck to have to pose.... If you spent a little more, you might be able to get a prettier one, with a tighter body. But it sure is entertaining. Others thnk so as well.

Thats it, i won't give you the pleasure of me responding to you.

Enjoy your world, you created it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1911931


You posted twice. After posting 3 times. You must really, really like me or be really, really jelly of my cranberry turkey sub, man.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo

I have no reason to lie, so I will admit that there was a time when I liked you, I thought you were interesting. Then I watched and learned how wrong I was about you. I was more disappointed in myself. Now I am coming to some crossroads in my life and had to let you know that no matter how much you try to hurt people with your sentiment and words, you don't hurt me anymore, not because I cared at one time but because I see you for what you really are.

I suppose you will change your username again soon, and post stuff so it looks like you are not really the insecure, stoneless little boy that you are.

And I will pray for you, because I do want you to get better and praying for an enemy is powerful stuff.

So now you know. Happy thanksgiving, you have lots to be thankful for, despite your cruel intentions.
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And since you like it when I post twice...

Hopefully I too will be dead sooner than later. Illnesses often send one to the front of the line for death.
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Is it wrong that I hope she dies soon so the noise stops?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


No, that's perfectly OK. When she does pop her clogs, make sure you're the first one into her place, so you can rob her stuff!

1rof1
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Go over there to visit and act all friendly.When she turns her back, pour some Warfarin into her tea then sit back and watch her start bleeding from her eyes...
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cruise
Well played, man. That one stung a lil bit.
Wait... yeah... I felt that one in my cockles...
Gonna go cry now.

<snip dawson's face off>
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


It must suck to have to pose.... If you spent a little more, you might be able to get a prettier one, with a tighter body. But it sure is entertaining. Others thnk so as well.

Thats it, i won't give you the pleasure of me responding to you.

Enjoy your world, you created it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1911931


You posted twice. After posting 3 times. You must really, really like me or be really, really jelly of my cranberry turkey sub, man.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo

I have no reason to lie, so I will admit that there was a time when I liked you, I thought you were interesting. Then I watched and learned how wrong I was about you. I was more disappointed in myself. Now I am coming to some crossroads in my life and had to let you know that no matter how much you try to hurt people with your sentiment and words, you don't hurt me anymore, not because I cared at one time but because I see you for what you really are.

I suppose you will change your username again soon, and post stuff so it looks like you are not really the insecure, stoneless little boy that you are.

And I will pray for you, because I do want you to get better and praying for an enemy is powerful stuff.

So now you know. Happy thanksgiving, you have lots to be thankful for, despite your cruel intentions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1911931


Have you considered that you might have read into my words wrongly and your hatred of me might be based on complete and utter horse shit? I'm a sarcastic bastard and a lot of what I say should be taken as such. I parody, and mimic, and a lot of it goes right over people's heads. They simply don't get it.

Perhaps you simply read something and were rubbed raw at a bad point in time, got pissed and said something snippy and I just responded sarcastically. I do that. It's what I do.

People often decide I am pompous or arrogant, etc. That's just a role I play. (See "Cave Johnson" or any talking head from political pop culture)

Before you hate me, make sure you're not just hating a sarcastic remark or half-assed parody of someone you actually hate.

/seriousness
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Go over there to visit and act all friendly.When she turns her back, pour some Warfarin into her tea then sit back and watch her start bleeding from her eyes...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27936291


I tried that. She just said she loved the extra spice in her tea that morning and ate a cyanide cookie. I swear, these old people are tough. Then again she says she survived the Nazis...
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Of course I understand you role play, and my studies have taught me much about why people do and say what they do ,but I won't elaborate about that here, it doesn't matter anyway.

My point is people can have different abilities at reading people. I guess I just fell out of like with you. It happens, people fall in and out of like and love all the time. Its a weird feeling to fall out of something. Mostly its liberating, because you are no longer affected by the person one way or the other, you are just indifferent. But keep up the deceptive arrogance and always be careaful, as our thoughts, despite our excuse of role playing oftem become our actions. And my empath abilities tell me that you are not happy, and that is why you are jaded, bitter and sarcastic. You'll only attract what you project to the world.... Smile more.

Remember, if you settle for second best in life, that's all you'll ever get. at least that's my motto, I only run with the best.
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Of course I understand you role play, and my studies have taught me much about why people do and say what they do ,but I won't elaborate about that here, it doesn't matter anyway.

My point is people can have different abilities at reading people. I guess I just fell out of like with you. It happens, people fall in and out of like and love all the time. Its a weird feeling to fall out of something. Mostly its liberating, because you are no longer affected by the person one way or the other, you are just indifferent. But keep up the deceptive arrogance and always be careaful, as our thoughts, despite our excuse of role playing oftem become our actions. And my empath abilities tell me that you are not happy, and that is why you are jaded, bitter and sarcastic. You'll only attract what you project to the world.... Smile more.

Remember, if you settle for second best in life, that's all you'll ever get. at least that's my motto, I only run with the best.
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:tehfuck:

They always say psychologisttards are nuttier than their patients.
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Alright, I'll cut the sarcasm once more.

For someone who claims indifference you seem to spend a lot of time trying to make posts concerning me. As well as taking time to try to convince me of that indifference.

You may want to do a bit more soul searching... and a bit more disconnecting. All I'm saying. A bit less posting, a bit less concentration on my threads. Do what you need to.
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Alright, I'll cut the sarcasm once more.

For someone who claims indifference you seem to spend a lot of time trying to make posts concerning me. As well as taking time to try to convince me of that indifference.

You may want to do a bit more soul searching... and a bit more disconnecting. All I'm saying. A bit less posting, a bit less concentration on my threads. Do what you need to.
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo

deal. I said what I needed to. and you know who I am.

I will still pray for you.

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