Choice to make. My wife says choose between GLP and her. I've made my decision | |
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*W77* User ID: 17445592 Netherlands 11/17/2012 10:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23657493 you are an imbecile. actually its not funny you are sharing this planet with me and probably think you are 'awake' or some such silly word when you have just given up a real life relationship for a website which helps you in no way whatsoever. tragic. I agree. |
EJ25LVR User ID: 514219 United States 11/17/2012 10:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I choose GLP. Now is there a potential GLP wife in the house? I will spoil and pamper you. You will be my everything. Quoting: The Choosing One 26539904 I need to upgrade my current version to wife 2.0. Who's all in? wise choice, never choose the one that gives you an ultimatum. Wherever you go,there you are. John Doe: Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. I have half a mind to head down to Washington and shit on the White House lawn. Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27869605 Spain 11/17/2012 10:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I get it. GLP can be addictive. I need to make an effort with my partner as we've only got one computer and live in a small cave (literally). It's natural for your partner to want to catch up and talk/go out/make love when they come home from work and can it can be frustrating and boring for them if all you want to do every night is chat to/argue with strangers on some forum. It could also make them feel a bit lonely. In our case it's not a problem as I mostly use GLP when he's out. Can't wait to get a second laptop so we can laugh about thing together. |
eve incignito User ID: 27803051 Bosnia and Herzegovina 11/17/2012 10:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | remember ladies, one mistake you absolutely shouldn't make is - make him choose between you and GLP, other than that you'll be fine. Quoting: eve incognito 27803051 Hahaha! True! But it works both ways... I'm dating someone who had never heard of GLP, so I explained and showed him what it was all about. Lucky for him he embraced it! LOL! He now affectionately calls it my "Nutter site" and calls me his little Nutter! And he's shocked at how fast I get news on the Middle East situation... thanks to Doorbert! sounds like you have a good thing going on, masel tov. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27935742 United States 11/17/2012 11:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | someone ought to get a GLP dating service going. people could check off their personal interests for coming here. (ie. Do you believe in Nibiru? Yes or No. Do you "get" the Nobody threads? Yes or No. Do you believe the world will end in 2012? Yes or No. etc) it would help to keep your future relationships from coming to a "carsh" lol |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25849239 United States 11/17/2012 11:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Kinda of a self centered egotistical judgement on her part in which she allocated you in on her decision, you think? If there are kids involved, i guess you better throw the comp and glp away, as child support, and the mental fatigue of losing your children, are not worth it. So, it is honey what can i do next for you... make sure you have that smile. rofl. |
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eve incognito User ID: 27803051 Bosnia and Herzegovina 11/17/2012 11:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | dunno, if one person feels strongly about something, and the other fails to understand why, it's ok to give an ultimatum, as long as you do not do it all the time. it's aslo wise to pick your battles, as well as make sure it's a battle you are actually most probably going to win, otherwise you just lose a spouse to a conspiracy forum, that must be awkward for his wife now. |
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euc User ID: 25786385 United States 11/17/2012 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | shoulda chose the wife bro.. what happens when DOOM comes and wipes out all electronics.... no mas glp... but guess what.. you wont have a wife either lol <<< you after solar flares wipe out technology Last Edited by euc on 11/17/2012 01:50 PM Infinity = Zero |
lou la belle User ID: 2328655 United States 11/17/2012 01:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have been looking for a GLP junkie for years. Where have you been all my life. Missouri here. I am young but have Arhtritis and while my friends go out on the town. I am most of the time in to much pain, so after a long day working. this is where I end up, oh and nobody should make someone choose anything. |
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eve incognito User ID: 27803051 Bosnia and Herzegovina 11/17/2012 04:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So you'd rather type away at some strangers, who are mostly a gang of retards, than have a real woman sucking your dick? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17884534 You are a MORAN. Good luck with that, loser. that didn't work for me. i once gave my husband a really nice bj, as a loving intro into some bad news, mainly that he will have to quit his job, abandon his entire life, and all the people he thought of as friends and ran away with me to finlad, UK or even better somewhere warm like cuba. he called me a tramp and an ultimatum giving bitch. luckily for me i don't really remember it at all. on a more serious and much sader note, apparently i do remember. i guess i wldn't believe him if the situations was the other way around, besides he still thinksn i was wrong, while i do't see how he can't understand that getting kicked around by his buddies was not fun for me, and that maybe at cuba we wld avoid all that. anyway having to run away from one name calling, abusive spouse right into the hands of another -name calling abusive spouse -"did"- "wonders" for my self easteem and overall mental balance, so i almost slapped two little boys across the face, and at best i did touch their perfect little faces i a very inappropriate way. it's not that when people abuse me it hurts like hell and it's undignified and heart breaking,especially if it's someone i love, well it is that, it's exactly THAT, but what's worse is, untill you find a way to heal from the abuse, and it's pretty darn hard to heal from something you don't remember happened, until you find a way to pick up pieces of yourself and try and glue them back together those people bring you down to their level, so you aren't patient enough with perfect little boys, or you let stupid mean beatches get to you over the fact that they ganged up on you and announced to the people who pay for your living how you are insane and hurras them, when all along they stalked you across the damn country to try and catch a glance of your boobs, which they will later call small, and a tea mother fucking towell no wander i'm ugly y'all, i probably begged the fritzle to make me ugly in a desparate attempt to save myself from gauging my eyes out at the sigt of you touching your little peckers, or big pecker s,I DONNNNN'T GIVE A FLAYING FUNCK, right in front of me, like i was a comunity bicycle you all HAD A RIGHT to take a ride on. and if i die of lung cancer i wil fucking sue you all from beyonf the grave. except abdul. he should just learn to listent o his next wife and put her first and never assume the worst abot her, and if she is the worst, for crying out loud don't rape her, and maybe you two will be fine. the rest of you say your prayers that i do not die of cancer prematurely and end up at frizles mery again, coz i will sue u i swear i will find the way. i should've know nsomething bad was going on if i was suddenly smoking like a turk. |
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FlashMob User ID: 12260220 United States 11/17/2012 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IDK, OP I always put my husband's needs first and he treats me like a princess. You get what you give in this world.... You can't cuddle with glp..... A good wife is a special find for the lucky ones. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1911931 Obviously not a good wife if she makes him choose between one thing and herself. Sounds kinda selfish to me. But hey what do I know, I just have a few cuddle buddies with an empty ring finger. You may fool me once. But twice is unlikely |
FlashMob User ID: 12260220 United States 11/17/2012 05:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So you'd rather type away at some strangers, who are mostly a gang of retards, than have a real woman sucking your dick? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17884534 You are a MORAN. Good luck with that, loser. that didn't work for me. i once gave my husband a really nice bj, as a loving intro into some bad news, mainly that he will have to quit his job, abandon his entire life, and all the people he thought of as friends and ran away with me to finlad, UK or even better somewhere warm like cuba. he called me a tramp and an ultimatum giving bitch. luckily for me i don't really remember it at all. on a more serious and much sader note, apparently i do remember. i guess i wldn't believe him if the situations was the other way around, besides he still thinksn i was wrong, while i do't see how he can't understand that getting kicked around by his buddies was not fun for me, and that maybe at cuba we wld avoid all that. anyway having to run away from one name calling, abusive spouse right into the hands of another -name calling abusive spouse -"did"- "wonders" for my self easteem and overall mental balance, so i almost slapped two little boys across the face, and at best i did touch their perfect little faces i a very inappropriate way. it's not that when people abuse me it hurts like hell and it's undignified and heart breaking,especially if it's someone i love, well it is that, it's exactly THAT, but what's worse is, untill you find a way to heal from the abuse, and it's pretty darn hard to heal from something you don't remember happened, until you find a way to pick up pieces of yourself and try and glue them back together those people bring you down to their level, so you aren't patient enough with perfect little boys, or you let stupid mean beatches get to you over the fact that they ganged up on you and announced to the people who pay for your living how you are insane and hurras them, when all along they stalked you across the damn country to try and catch a glance of your boobs, which they will later call small, and a tea mother fucking towell no wander i'm ugly y'all, i probably begged the fritzle to make me ugly in a desparate attempt to save myself from gauging my eyes out at the sigt of you touching your little peckers, or big pecker s,I DONNNNN'T GIVE A FLAYING FUNCK, right in front of me, like i was a comunity bicycle you all HAD A RIGHT to take a ride on. and if i die of lung cancer i wil fucking sue you all from beyonf the grave. except abdul. he should just learn to listent o his next wife and put her first and never assume the worst abot her, and if she is the worst, for crying out loud don't rape her, and maybe you two will be fine. the rest of you say your prayers that i do not die of cancer prematurely and end up at frizles mery again, coz i will sue u i swear i will find the way. i should've know nsomething bad was going on if i was suddenly smoking like a turk. What the F are you talking about. Sorry about your experiences in life but this isn't a thread about your misfortunes. I know women who have gone through the same and been strong willed enough to both get out of the situation and be successful at what they do in life. Don't pour out your emotions here looking for sympathy, tho many will give it, you just make yourself look like a clown. ever so desperate and weak. You have given us a glimpse into a life of slavery. You are a slave to your own insecurities and weaknesses. You should seek help. You may fool me once. But twice is unlikely |
FlashMob User ID: 12260220 United States 11/17/2012 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So you'd rather type away at some strangers, who are mostly a gang of retards, than have a real woman sucking your dick? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17884534 You are a MORAN. Good luck with that, loser. that didn't work for me. i once gave my husband a really nice bj, as a loving intro into some bad news, mainly that he will have to quit his job, abandon his entire life, and all the people he thought of as friends and ran away with me to finlad, UK or even better somewhere warm like cuba. he called me a tramp and an ultimatum giving bitch. luckily for me i don't really remember it at all. on a more serious and much sader note, apparently i do remember. i guess i wldn't believe him if the situations was the other way around, besides he still thinksn i was wrong, while i do't see how he can't understand that getting kicked around by his buddies was not fun for me, and that maybe at cuba we wld avoid all that. anyway having to run away from one name calling, abusive spouse right into the hands of another -name calling abusive spouse -"did"- "wonders" for my self easteem and overall mental balance, so i almost slapped two little boys across the face, and at best i did touch their perfect little faces i a very inappropriate way. it's not that when people abuse me it hurts like hell and it's undignified and heart breaking,especially if it's someone i love, well it is that, it's exactly THAT, but what's worse is, untill you find a way to heal from the abuse, and it's pretty darn hard to heal from something you don't remember happened, until you find a way to pick up pieces of yourself and try and glue them back together those people bring you down to their level, so you aren't patient enough with perfect little boys, or you let stupid mean beatches get to you over the fact that they ganged up on you and announced to the people who pay for your living how you are insane and hurras them, when all along they stalked you across the damn country to try and catch a glance of your boobs, which they will later call small, and a tea mother fucking towell no wander i'm ugly y'all, i probably begged the fritzle to make me ugly in a desparate attempt to save myself from gauging my eyes out at the sigt of you touching your little peckers, or big pecker s,I DONNNNN'T GIVE A FLAYING FUNCK, right in front of me, like i was a comunity bicycle you all HAD A RIGHT to take a ride on. and if i die of lung cancer i wil fucking sue you all from beyonf the grave. except abdul. he should just learn to listent o his next wife and put her first and never assume the worst abot her, and if she is the worst, for crying out loud don't rape her, and maybe you two will be fine. the rest of you say your prayers that i do not die of cancer prematurely and end up at frizles mery again, coz i will sue u i swear i will find the way. i should've know nsomething bad was going on if i was suddenly smoking like a turk. Also there is an option to edit your posts on these threads. Click that and delete everything you wrote and then click update. Your just looking for someone to cry for you, we also have our own problems eve not so incognito. You may fool me once. But twice is unlikely |
eve incognito User ID: 27803051 Bosnia and Herzegovina 11/17/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So you'd rather type away at some strangers, who are mostly a gang of retards, than have a real woman sucking your dick? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17884534 You are a MORAN. Good luck with that, loser. that didn't work for me. i once gave my husband a really nice bj, as a loving intro into some bad news, mainly that he will have to quit his job, abandon his entire life, and all the people he thought of as friends and ran away with me to finlad, UK or even better somewhere warm like cuba. he called me a tramp and an ultimatum giving bitch. luckily for me i don't really remember it at all. on a more serious and much sader note, apparently i do remember. i guess i wldn't believe him if the situations was the other way around, besides he still thinksn i was wrong, while i do't see how he can't understand that getting kicked around by his buddies was not fun for me, and that maybe at cuba we wld avoid all that. anyway having to run away from one name calling, abusive spouse right into the hands of another -name calling abusive spouse -"did"- "wonders" for my self easteem and overall mental balance, so i almost slapped two little boys across the face, and at best i did touch their perfect little faces i a very inappropriate way. it's not that when people abuse me it hurts like hell and it's undignified and heart breaking,especially if it's someone i love, well it is that, it's exactly THAT, but what's worse is, untill you find a way to heal from the abuse, and it's pretty darn hard to heal from something you don't remember happened, until you find a way to pick up pieces of yourself and try and glue them back together those people bring you down to their level, so you aren't patient enough with perfect little boys, or you let stupid mean beatches get to you over the fact that they ganged up on you and announced to the people who pay for your living how you are insane and hurras them, when all along they stalked you across the damn country to try and catch a glance of your boobs, which they will later call small, and a tea mother fucking towell no wander i'm ugly y'all, i probably begged the fritzle to make me ugly in a desparate attempt to save myself from gauging my eyes out at the sigt of you touching your little peckers, or big pecker s,I DONNNNN'T GIVE A FLAYING FUNCK, right in front of me, like i was a comunity bicycle you all HAD A RIGHT to take a ride on. and if i die of lung cancer i wil fucking sue you all from beyonf the grave. except abdul. he should just learn to listent o his next wife and put her first and never assume the worst abot her, and if she is the worst, for crying out loud don't rape her, and maybe you two will be fine. the rest of you say your prayers that i do not die of cancer prematurely and end up at frizles mery again, coz i will sue u i swear i will find the way. i should've know nsomething bad was going on if i was suddenly smoking like a turk. Also there is an option to edit your posts on these threads. Click that and delete everything you wrote and then click update. Your just looking for someone to cry for you, we also have our own problems eve not so incognito. haters will hate. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 26539904 Canada 11/17/2012 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP can you please erase this thread, i feel like i just threw up all over it, and everyone's watching. Quoting: eve incognito 27803051 i feel embalesment. thanx Sorry sweetpea but I am an anonymous coward thus forgo that power. Besides I am one not to edit the Internetz. Please read over before hitting Post |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 26539904 Canada 11/17/2012 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Explain to me why I would want to board a flight to the UK or fly you here for an evening of sex? I am sure that it would be great but then what? I am NOT repeat NOT looking for wanton sex. I want a relationship with a woman who loves me for me and I love her for her. Take all of my faults and I take hers and love unconditionally. Is that so hard to understand? She has to be a GLPer...that is my only condition. I am in no rush. If it is meant to be then so be it! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 23683415 United States 11/17/2012 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So you'd rather type away at some strangers, who are mostly a gang of retards, than have a real woman sucking your dick? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17884534 You are a MORAN. Good luck with that, loser. that didn't work for me. i once gave my husband a really nice bj, as a loving intro into some bad news, mainly that he will have to quit his job, abandon his entire life, and all the people he thought of as friends and ran away with me to finlad, UK or even better somewhere warm like cuba. he called me a tramp and an ultimatum giving bitch. luckily for me i don't really remember it at all. on a more serious and much sader note, apparently i do remember. i guess i wldn't believe him if the situations was the other way around, besides he still thinksn i was wrong, while i do't see how he can't understand that getting kicked around by his buddies was not fun for me, and that maybe at cuba we wld avoid all that. anyway having to run away from one name calling, abusive spouse right into the hands of another -name calling abusive spouse -"did"- "wonders" for my self easteem and overall mental balance, so i almost slapped two little boys across the face, and at best i did touch their perfect little faces i a very inappropriate way. it's not that when people abuse me it hurts like hell and it's undignified and heart breaking,especially if it's someone i love, well it is that, it's exactly THAT, but what's worse is, untill you find a way to heal from the abuse, and it's pretty darn hard to heal from something you don't remember happened, until you find a way to pick up pieces of yourself and try and glue them back together those people bring you down to their level, so you aren't patient enough with perfect little boys, or you let stupid mean beatches get to you over the fact that they ganged up on you and announced to the people who pay for your living how you are insane and hurras them, when all along they stalked you across the damn country to try and catch a glance of your boobs, which they will later call small, and a tea mother fucking towell no wander i'm ugly y'all, i probably begged the fritzle to make me ugly in a desparate attempt to save myself from gauging my eyes out at the sigt of you touching your little peckers, or big pecker s,I DONNNNN'T GIVE A FLAYING FUNCK, right in front of me, like i was a comunity bicycle you all HAD A RIGHT to take a ride on. and if i die of lung cancer i wil fucking sue you all from beyonf the grave. except abdul. he should just learn to listent o his next wife and put her first and never assume the worst abot her, and if she is the worst, for crying out loud don't rape her, and maybe you two will be fine. the rest of you say your prayers that i do not die of cancer prematurely and end up at frizles mery again, coz i will sue u i swear i will find the way. i should've know nsomething bad was going on if i was suddenly smoking like a turk. dafuq did I just read???? |
eve incognito User ID: 27803051 Bosnia and Herzegovina 11/17/2012 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP can you please erase this thread, i feel like i just threw up all over it, and everyone's watching. Quoting: eve incognito 27803051 i feel embalesment. thanx Sorry sweetpea but I am an anonymous coward thus forgo that power. Besides I am one not to edit the Internetz. Please read over before hitting Post yah, i realized your aninymous too, second after posting. i'm sorry u threw up all over your thread. |
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