I will be shipping 2 boxes of hostess twinkies to the smithsonian

The fuck...

i honestly cant believe the obsession here with the "twinkies will be gone" bullshit. they're cream filled foam rubber. it would actually benefit mankind for them to go the way of the passenger pigeon (and no, i'm not some tofu eating vegan fucktard that smears garlic oil on his feet to "cure" cancer). IF they do close down hostess, they'll just re-incorporate a week later as "hoster" or some other bullshit, and hire a pack of illegals and somali refugees to extrude those nasty puss cakes for you.

With that attitude you won't be getting invited to any thanksgiving feast

a thanksgiving invite relies on embracing "twinkie doom"?? if that's the case, i guess i'll just have to enjoy my own company for a change, lol. i'm a fiend for junk food, but i really never saw the appeal of twinkies. now when clark bars almost disappeared a decade or so ago, i was petitioning for a national day of mourning

No......They won't be displaying them. Because they will mysteriously disappear. If you know what I mean. lol

I bet 2,000 years from now archaeologists will find those things... and mysteriously, they'll still be edible. They'll probably assume that the people of this age had some superfood from the gods, hehe.

Twinkies... you know you want them...