To the people having a problem with the poster talking about hot water heaters, iceboxes, and I.Q. (me)

when the shit hits the fan, words are important. survival mode is not fight or flight. you are working with peers in fluid situations to acomplish tactical goals for right now, 1 hour from now, and two weeks from now. just how the brain operates in that phenomenon.

So you can, and should be in the habit of generous use of words like ice, hot, "cook a fire" as opposed to "FIRE!"

Save the flowery, efficient, literary critics for my fancy stepping when the day is done.