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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

 
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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
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Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


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pull the stick outta yer ass
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
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are you making a prophecy???? lol
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LOLOL! On no, it's a conspiracy!!!!! Heh!
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Thanks OP, a good laugh was much needed. Especially today. cheers
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"Come up with your hands out", said the police first on the scene.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
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pull the stick outta yer ass
 Quoting: TDJ





He was just looking for a place to bitch. He didn't even notice i said I am dyslexic.......I can make fun of myself if I want! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
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Shit this pin!

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:duckup: a little humor is a good thing.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
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Rather then taking offense, learn to laugh at yourself. It makes life easier.blwkss
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Thanks OP, a good laugh was much needed. Especially today. cheers
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Awwwwww! Glad you laughed. And I'll toast to you!

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
"Come up with your hands out", said the police first on the scene.
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Two retards walk the street.
Asks one to the other: May I walk in the middle now?
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
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dyslexic atheist doesnt belive in a dog
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
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laughlaughlaugh
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HA!

2 condoms are walking down the street & stop in front of a gay bar. One condom taps the other and says..." wanna get shit faced?"
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I'll be back in about 30 min. Have fun...post your own jokes if you want. Time to just have a laugh!



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shut the front door!!!
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
"Come up with your hands out", said the police first on the scene.
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Put your head behind your hands and get knees on your down !!!

DO NOW IT!!!
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putin
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3



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"Come up with your hands out", said the police first on the scene.
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Put your head behind your hands and get knees on your down !!!

DO NOW IT!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16358152


you heard the the guy! stick yer hands up yer bum!
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


If you can't laugh at your faults life can get hard.

Cute jokes! Keep them coming, having a shitty day and this threads making me smile.
applause

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thanks for the laughs, been a rough little while in our shoes.

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
I once knew a dyslexic zombie. He was looking for a guy named Brian.

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
How about a Dad like this growing up


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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
"Stick, mother freezers... this is a fuck up!"
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A woman ran into a Police Station shouting...
"Help!!! Please.... I've been graped!"

Policeman behind counter said...
"Surely Madam, you mean raped?"

She replied...













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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
In times of Imminent Doom we need some laughs.

So thank you OP.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Guess you never heard the rest of it??

Goes like this:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up

Put up your balls or
we'll blow your money away!

Or at least close to the above.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


I can relate! Dyslexics of the world, Untie!
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When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing"

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