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lol my first laugh of the day
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


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pull the stick outta yer ass
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He was just looking for a place to bitch. He didn't even notice i said I am dyslexic.......I can make fun of myself if I want! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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I'm also dyslexic, certainly has it's funny moments.
"When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing,
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dicklicksucks?
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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
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yawn
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dicklicksucks?
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563





I can make fun of myself if I want to. Don't worry, I don't have a day job!!!! Heh!
 Quoting: Unit3


Make fun of your condition IN PRIVATE. You might like to belittle your condition but there are millions who would not find this funny if they bcojld read.

Oh and I think I have turrets you little wanker.
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lol my first laugh of the day
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Me too! I needed that. Thanks Unit3.


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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Two drifters find 100 dollar. One runs to the nearest supermarket and returns with a cart filled with liquor, beer, wine and half a loaf of bread.

The other one screams at him: "What the fuck did you buy all that bread for ???"
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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
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That was good!!applause21rof1
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Glad you enjoyed it. ;o)
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lmfao!

5 stars, and green karma 4 you OP

humor = next to godliness

ohyeah
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
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Honestly, one of my best friends is VERY dyslexic - I first thought can't wait to tell her this one - I know she will laugh.

Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves ;)
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A French Fry goes into a bar and starts to order. But the bartender interrupts him and says "sorry sir but we don't serve food here.
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DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!!
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


pull the stick outta yer ass
 Quoting: TDJ





He was just looking for a place to bitch. He didn't even notice i said I am dyslexic.......I can make fun of myself if I want! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 Quoting: Unit3



You shouldn't make fun of yourself.
You should make serious of yourself.

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


Honestly, one of my best friends is VERY dyslexic - I first thought can't wait to tell her this one - I know she will laugh.

Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves ;)
 Quoting: Sloane


So true. Laughing at yourself is very healing. I sometimes have trouble remembering things. But it also has advantages:

1) I can hide my own Easter Eggs

2) I make new friends every day

3) uhmm.. wait.. oh yeah, I can hide my own Easter Eggs.

peace
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A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

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scratchingdamneddumbass
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

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No one likes my joke?

verysad
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


Honestly, one of my best friends is VERY dyslexic - I first thought can't wait to tell her this one - I know she will laugh.

Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves ;)
 Quoting: Sloane


So true. Laughing at yourself is very healing. I sometimes have trouble remembering things. But it also has advantages:

1) I can hide my own Easter Eggs

2) I make new friends every day

3) uhmm.. wait.. oh yeah, I can hide my own Easter Eggs.

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1336169


haha so sweet. and making the new friends every day is the most important thing!

hf
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890


No one likes my joke?

verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890


i didnt get ithf
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


cruise

You made me laugh, I make you laugh - here a egyptian joke. Saidi's are people from Upper Egypt, the South and we have many jokes about them.

3 Saidis were trying to move the pyramid "Lets go and move the pyramid" after 5 hours they felt tired so they took off their clothes and continued, a thief came and stole their clothes ......
after 10 hours :
one of the Saidis : "COOOOOOL ... we pushed the pyramid for a very long distance".
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Dyslexics.... UNTIE!!!
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A French Fry goes into a bar and starts to order. But the bartender interrupts him and says "sorry sir but we don't serve food here.
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rofl1rof1


... But it's still discrimination against the french Fry. For the dutch and the belgians: in this video Kamagurka reports on a piece of meat that tries to lend a book from the municipal library of the city of Gent.
It appears it can't..


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First time I have laughed all day...Thank
you.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Hehe

Lysdexics are funny...and I am one.
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Hehe

Lysdexics are funny...and I am one.
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Dyslexics have more fnu.

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HA!

2 condoms are walking down the street & stop in front of a gay bar. One condom taps the other and says..." wanna get shit faced?"
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lmaolmaolmao
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2 condoms are walking down the street & stop in front of a gay bar. One condom taps the other and says..." wanna get shit faced?"
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lmaolmaolmao
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lmao
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



Because he was dead.




We judge all jokes against this one: is it funnier or less funny than the dead monkey joke?

These are funnier!!!!!
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
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Excellent
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac?

He used to lay awake all night wondering of there really s a dog.

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