2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

He was just looking for a place to bitch. He didn't even notice i said I am dyslexic.......I can make fun of myself if I want! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!

2 dicklicksucks?

I can make fun of myself if I want to. Don't worry, I don't have a day job!!!! Heh!

lol my first laugh of the day

Glad you enjoyed it. ;o)

Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.

[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]

He was just looking for a place to bitch. He didn't even notice i said I am dyslexic.......I can make fun of myself if I want! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Honestly, one of my best friends is VERY dyslexic - I first thought can't wait to tell her this one - I know she will laugh.

Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves ;)

A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

So true. Laughing at yourself is very healing. I sometimes have trouble remembering things. But it also has advantages:

1) I can hide my own Easter Eggs

2) I make new friends every day

3) uhmm.. wait.. oh yeah, I can hide my own Easter Eggs.

No one likes my joke?

2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!

A French Fry goes into a bar and starts to order. But the bartender interrupts him and says "sorry sir but we don't serve food here.

Hehe

Lysdexics are funny...and I am one.

HA!

2 condoms are walking down the street & stop in front of a gay bar. One condom taps the other and says..." wanna get shit faced?"

HA!

2 condoms are walking down the street & stop in front of a gay bar. One condom taps the other and says..." wanna get shit faced?"

2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!