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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 23697755  Portugal11/17/2012 05:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1246336 United States11/17/2012 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser and am looking for a girl with big tits. |
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Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Put your head behind your hands and get knees on your down !!! DO NOW IT!!!  Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
| Sloane User ID: 27108958 United States11/17/2012 05:42 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser and am looking for a girl with big tits. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246336  Dissolve the illusion of separateness. |
| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Funny how? Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors. Don't give up your day job. Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality. [link to www.psychologicalscience.org] If you can't laugh at your faults life can get hard. Cute jokes! Keep them coming, having a shitty day and this threads making me smile.  Good, cause that's all I wanted to do....is bring a smile!  Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 19779165 United States11/17/2012 05:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890 Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop. The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?" The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused. As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?" To which the veteran replied, "That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!" OMG OMg OMG. That was hilarious!!!! My face hurts from laughing!! |
| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | LOL! I had a girlfriend once that was student teaching. At the end of a bad, long, day with the kids she said in a mad voice: "Turn your heads in and put your papers on your desk."  Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27946797  United Kingdom11/17/2012 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | YW. We can always, ALWAYS, figure out a way to have a laugh! Best to you.  Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
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| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser and am looking for a girl with big tits. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246336  Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guess you never heard the rest of it?? Quoting: MarkinAZ Goes like this: Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up Put up your balls or we'll blow your money away! Or at least close to the above.     Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! one Good!!! today laugh needed I!! You thank  eeH, eeH, eeH!!!!! Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27788251 He used to lay awake all night wondering of there really s a dog.   Last Edited by U3 on 11/17/2012 05:52 PM Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27608595 United States11/17/2012 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did ya hear about the dyslexic paranoid who was totally convinced....he was following someone!? Then there was the dyslexic devil worshipper who ended up selling his sould to.....'SANTA'! Joke: A dyslexic walks into a bra....... A dyslexic physicist quit his job at the particle acclerator when he learned he'd be working with......Hardons (hadrons)! |
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| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Did they money to steal the manage? it´s only my third post, so sorry if it wasn´t funny...ehehe though i´ve laught... xD It me laugh made! hehe! Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
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| GunnyJoe User ID: 11837226 United States11/17/2012 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890 Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop. The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?" The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused. As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?" To which the veteran replied, "That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!" No one likes my joke?  Maybe they didn`t get it. The way i heard it,the cop called em ni*ger eggs. Still funny to me,though  " It`s only weird the first time" ;p |
| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did ya hear about the dyslexic paranoid who was totally Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27608595 convinced....he was following someone!? Then there was the dyslexic devil worshipper who ended up selling his sould to.....'SANTA'! Joke: A dyslexic walks into a bra....... A dyslexic physicist quit his job at the particle acclerator when he learned he'd be working with......Hardons (hadrons)! OMG!!!!!!!!!     Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27222563  Mexico11/17/2012 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two drifters find 100 dollar. One runs to the nearest supermarket and returns with a cart filled with liquor, beer, wine and half a loaf of bread. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1336169 The other one screams at him: "What the fuck did you buy all that bread for ???" Now the discriminatory homeless bum jokes  |
| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 05:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | heeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeee! I likes it!!!!  Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing video. "Leonard Shlain proposes that the process of learning alphabetic literacy (left-brain) rewired the human brain, with profound consequences for culture." He demonstrates the upward curve humanity is in by combining the impact of archeology, myth and inventions on the mind. [link to youtu.be] |
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