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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

 
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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Did they money to steal the manage?

it´s only my third post, so sorry if it wasn´t funny...ehehe though i´ve laught... xD
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


one Good!!! today laugh needed I!! You thank


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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows??

They're making headlines!
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hahahaha
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11/17/2012 05:37 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
HA!

2 condoms are walking down the street & stop in front of a gay bar. One condom taps the other and says..." wanna get shit faced?"
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shocked
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11/17/2012 05:41 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
"Come up with your hands out", said the police first on the scene.
 Quoting: 2012Portal


Put your head behind your hands and get knees on your down !!!

DO NOW IT!!!
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laugh
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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lmao
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


If you can't laugh at your faults life can get hard.

Cute jokes! Keep them coming, having a shitty day and this threads making me smile.
applause
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Good, cause that's all I wanted to do....is bring a smile!


peace
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890


OMG OMg OMG. That was hilarious!!!! My face hurts from laughing!!
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11/17/2012 05:46 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
"Stick, mother freezers... this is a fuck up!"
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LOL!

I had a girlfriend once that was student teaching. At the end of a bad, long, day with the kids she said in a mad voice:


"Turn your heads in and put your papers on your desk."




scream
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.
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11/17/2012 05:47 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
In times of Imminent Doom we need some laughs.

So thank you OP.
woohoo
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YW. We can always, ALWAYS, figure out a way to have a laugh! Best to you. hf
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard – after that he went downhill very quickly.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser and am looking for a girl with big tits.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246336






tounge
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Guess you never heard the rest of it??

Goes like this:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up

Put up your balls or
we'll blow your money away!

Or at least close to the above.
 Quoting: MarkinAZ







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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


one Good!!! today laugh needed I!! You thank


toungechuckle
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eeH, eeH, eeH!!!!!
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11/17/2012 05:52 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Did you hear about the dislexic agnostic insomniac?

He used to lay awake all night wondering of there really s a dog.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27788251






afro


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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Did ya hear about the dyslexic paranoid who was totally
convinced....he was following someone!?

Then there was the dyslexic devil worshipper who ended up
selling his sould to.....'SANTA'!

Joke: A dyslexic walks into a bra.......

A dyslexic physicist quit his job at the particle acclerator
when he learned he'd be working with......Hardons (hadrons)!
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Wow. I thought they said, "Give me your brains, or I'll blow your money out"
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11/17/2012 05:53 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Omg thats funny lol! My ex is dyslexic and you should read the divorce papers lol! I am not laughing at dyslexia....I'm laughing at my ex.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
How are santa and jews similar?
They both use chimneys to leave the building.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Did they money to steal the manage?

it´s only my third post, so sorry if it wasn´t funny...ehehe though i´ve laught... xD
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23697755





It me laugh made!

hehe!
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11/17/2012 05:53 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Made me laugh.
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Bastard! Made me snort cognac through my nose!
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890


No one likes my joke?

verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890


Maybe they didn`t get it. The way i heard it,the cop called em ni*ger eggs. Still funny to me,thoughcool2
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Did ya hear about the dyslexic paranoid who was totally
convinced....he was following someone!?

Then there was the dyslexic devil worshipper who ended up
selling his sould to.....'SANTA'!

Joke: A dyslexic walks into a bra.......

A dyslexic physicist quit his job at the particle acclerator
when he learned he'd be working with......Hardons (hadrons)!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27608595





OMG!!!!!!!!!



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happydance
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Two drifters find 100 dollar. One runs to the nearest supermarket and returns with a cart filled with liquor, beer, wine and half a loaf of bread.

The other one screams at him: "What the fuck did you buy all that bread for ???"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1336169


Now the discriminatory homeless bum jokes

putin
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Wow. I thought they said, "Give me your brains, or I'll blow your money out"
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeee! I likes it!!!!

rockon
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
My sister has hay fever, she was recently diagnosed with diabetes, so i decided to cheer her up, you know flowers, chocolates..
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
who keeps putting top soil on my allotment??…..the plot thickens..
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
who picks up guide dog poo???

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