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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

 
Unit3 (OP)

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890



No one likes my joke?

verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890


Maybe they didn`t get it. The way i heard it,the cop called em ni*ger eggs. Still funny to me,thoughcool2
 Quoting: GunnyJoe





I think that too.

But, if you read the whole thread, someone posted and said the joke was funny. So, he just missed it that someone liked his joke.

Anyway, both are good and thanks for contributing!!!! ;o)
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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


I don't it get.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Sorry occifer I'm slightly under the alchafluence of inchohol.
I just saw a hoprabbit,jacking off across the road so I shot him in the ass with my twenty ritwofle
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Old MacDonald was dyslexic
E I O I E
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
How are santa and jews similar?
They both use chimneys to leave the building.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25817881


Can OP just rename this the racist bigot disablist semetic joke thread?
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
lol my first laugh of the day
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Me too! I needed that. Thanks Unit3.


Tkyou2
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YW. Glad you dropped by and shared in a giggle.
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11/17/2012 06:01 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
How are santa and jews similar?
They both use chimneys to leave the building.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25817881


Can OP just rename this the racist bigot disablist semetic joke thread?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Two drifters find 100 dollar. One runs to the nearest supermarket and returns with a cart filled with liquor, beer, wine and half a loaf of bread.

The other one screams at him: "What the fuck did you buy all that bread for ???"
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one! ;o)
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This is truly the last time I will go to any funeral.

I was there today, the music started playing and my wife and I were the only onces dancing...
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


I don't it get.
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He, he! Either me.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
That was hucking filarious.
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This is truly the last time I will go to any funeral.

I was there today, the music started playing and my wife and I were the only onces dancing...
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OMG!!!! afro
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


I can relate! Dyslexics of the world, Untie!
 Quoting: INK3


dyslexic atheist doesnt belive in a dog

good ones, this dyslexic is laughing also.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
That was hucking filarious.
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This cracks me up. TY! LOL!
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890



No one likes my joke?

verysad
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890


Maybe they didn`t get it. The way i heard it,the cop called em ni*ger eggs. Still funny to me,thoughcool2
 Quoting: GunnyJoe





I think that too.

But, if you read the whole thread, someone posted and said the joke was funny. So, he just missed it that someone liked his joke.

Anyway, both are good and thanks for contributing!!!! ;o)
 Quoting: Unit3


No prob,Unit3. You`re welcome and have a good 1cool2
" It`s only weird the first time" ;p
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
True story...

A friend (who was driving) and I were going to a party. She pulled her car into a street parking spot. When we got out of the car she saw her parking job was way crooked- she shook her head and said....

"I f^c< like a parking idiot."
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


That was good!!applause21rof1
 Quoting: GunnyJoe





Glad you enjoyed it. ;o)
 Quoting: Unit3


lmfao!

5 stars, and green karma 4 you OP

humor = next to godliness

ohyeah
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Awwwwwww! TY. I'm glad you can have fun with me!

hf
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How are santa and jews similar?
They both use chimneys to leave the building.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25817881



Not to spoil Unit3's fun thread but . . .

skull_fing

And I've never used that one before!
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
True story...

A friend (who was driving) and I were going to a party. She pulled her car into a street parking spot. When we got out of the car she saw her parking job was way crooked- she shook her head and said....

"I f^c< like a parking idiot."
 Quoting: 1221 26319764





LOL! Did you see the post where I told about my friend having a bad day. She was a teacher's aid. In a mad voice, she said to the kids:


"Turn your heads in and put your papers on the desk."

All hell broke loose.

Hehe!
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A French Fry goes into a bar and starts to order. But the bartender interrupts him and says "sorry sir but we don't serve food here.
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LOL! headlessch
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


bsflagFuck the pc bullshit we're all dyslexic now and it's funny fucking.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
True story...

A friend (who was driving) and I were going to a party. She pulled her car into a street parking spot. When we got out of the car she saw her parking job was way crooked- she shook her head and said....

"I f^c< like a parking idiot."
 Quoting: 1221 26319764


LOL. There is still hope. We men have often trouble parking backwards too. Because we tend to think that a small piece is at least 12 inches.

hf
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
OK, have to run an errand. I'll be back. Enjoy yourselves. Have FUN! Damnit! hehe!


afro
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
How are santa and jews similar?
They both use chimneys to leave the building.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25817881



Not to spoil Unit3's fun thread but . . .

skull_fing

And I've never used that one before!
 Quoting: Sloane


Why that's the funniest and truest one yet satan claus.bump
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chuckle
There will come a time when you believe everything ends.
This will be the beginning
[Louis L'Amour]

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Woman walks into a pub and ask for a double entendre, so he gives her one.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
True story...

A friend (who was driving) and I were going to a party. She pulled her car into a street parking spot. When we got out of the car she saw her parking job was way crooked- she shook her head and said....

"I f^c< like a parking idiot."
 Quoting: 1221 26319764





LOL! Did you see the post where I told about my friend having a bad day. She was a teacher's aid. In a mad voice, she said to the kids:


"Turn your heads in and put your papers on the desk."

All hell broke loose.

Hehe!
 Quoting: Unit3


Yes...and it reminded me of my friend!

Stay in the joy baby, stay in the joy!

1221
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
True story...

A friend (who was driving) and I were going to a party. She pulled her car into a street parking spot. When we got out of the car she saw her parking job was way crooked- she shook her head and said....

"I f^c< like a parking idiot."
 Quoting: 1221 26319764





LOL! Did you see the post where I told about my friend having a bad day. She was a teacher's aid. In a mad voice, she said to the kids:


"Turn your heads in and put your papers on the desk."

All hell broke loose.

Hehe!
 Quoting: Unit3


Yes...and it reminded me of my friend!

Stay in the joy baby, stay in the joy!

1221
 Quoting: 1221 26319764



Amen 1221!

peace
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22lol22
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Did ya hear about the dyslexic paranoid who was totally
convinced....he was following someone!?

Then there was the dyslexic devil worshipper who ended up
selling his sould to.....'SANTA'!

Joke: A dyslexic walks into a bra.......

A dyslexic physicist quit his job at the particle acclerator
when he learned he'd be working with......Hardons (hadrons)!
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stop you will make me piddle my pants LOL

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