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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

 
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11/17/2012 06:16 PM
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Did you hear about the two dyslexic athiest insomniacs?

They spent the whole night awake & wondering if there really was a Dog.
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11/17/2012 06:33 PM
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A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
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11/17/2012 06:39 PM
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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11/17/2012 06:41 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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11/17/2012 06:42 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563





I can make fun of myself if I want to. Don't worry, I don't have a day job!!!! Heh!
 Quoting: Unit3


Make fun of your condition IN PRIVATE. You might like to belittle your condition but there are millions who would not find this funny if they bcojld read.

Oh and I think I have turrets you little wanker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


Dude get over yourself
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11/17/2012 06:44 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
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11/17/2012 06:45 PM

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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lmao
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11/17/2012 06:47 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246336


clappa
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applause2applause2applause2
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11/17/2012 06:53 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Why is it a bad idea to run over a Puerto Rican on a bike?


It might be your bike.
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11/17/2012 07:04 PM
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How are santa and jews similar?
They both use chimneys to leave the building.
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Why do jewish women like their men circumcized?


Because jewish women like everything HALF OFF!
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11/17/2012 07:04 PM

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Thats a Peter Kay joke, he's funny.
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11/17/2012 07:06 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


cruisecruisecruise
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


dogpile
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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11/17/2012 07:15 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
What do blonds and cow pies have in common?



The older they get

The easier they are to pick up!
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11/17/2012 07:16 PM
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Why don't you play Uno with mexicans?...




Because they always try to steal the green card

tounge
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11/17/2012 07:18 PM

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
While looking in a mirror, a wife wished her boobs were bigger

She says to her husband, would it make you happier if I had bigger boobs?

Husband says "Sure"

Wife says "Will you pay for it?"


Husband says "Just take toilet paper and rub it between what you have now"

Wife says "Do you really think that will work?"


Husband says "I dunno, but it sure worked on your ass!"
ANHEDONIC

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11/17/2012 07:19 PM

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
D.A.M.

Mothers Against Dyslexia

charlie

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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11/17/2012 07:27 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246336


Shameless dogs ag eskimonians and sexual peferences of penguinies
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11/17/2012 07:27 PM

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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Q: Why was the dyslexic thrown out of the piano bar?

A: He kept spitting in the TIPS jar.

Politicians And Diapers both need to be changed often, and for the same reason
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11/17/2012 07:29 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246336


Shameless dogs ag eskimonians and sexual peferences of penguinies
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


Shameless digs at eskimonians it was meant to read... I think my keyboard has a psysical defect but I wont stoop down low to laugh at it and point fingers at it (unless im typing).
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11/17/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Q: Why was the dyslexic thrown out of the piano bar?

A: He kept spitting in the TIPS jar.

 Quoting: Peach


He couldnt jave been thrwoing his pubic hair at the pianist as he though it said pits?
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11/17/2012 07:32 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
While looking in a mirror, a wife wished her boobs were bigger

She says to her husband, would it make you happier if I had bigger boobs?

Husband says "Sure"

Wife says "Will you pay for it?"


Husband says "Just take toilet paper and rub it between what you have now"

Wife says "Do you really think that will work?"


Husband says "I dunno, but it sure worked on your ass!"
 Quoting: FatalW1shes


Rascist against fatness of womenzes
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11/17/2012 07:33 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Why don't you play Uno with mexicans?...




Because they always try to steal the green card

tounge
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Racists against mexicans and also the fact that we also only play games with spanish names.
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11/17/2012 07:35 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
What do blonds and cow pies have in common?



The older they get

The easier they are to pick up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27940408


Discriminating against cow pats siren2
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11/17/2012 07:35 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
I went to a shrink last week, sat down and told him: "Doc, I have the feeling I am being ignored."

He pushed his buzzer and screamed: "NEXT!"
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Rascist against fatness of womenzes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


Habla ingles?
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11/17/2012 07:39 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Why don't you play Uno with mexicans?...




Because they always try to steal the green card

tounge
 Quoting: Seagal5


Racists against mexicans and also the fact that we also only play games with spanish names.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563


Comedic insults for all of us, friend.

Aw, our Mexican friends play games with us, not of Spanish language. We also share our jokes, as above. It's always a good time.