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2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

 
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
What's brown and crispy and hangs from the ceiling?

An Aggie electrician.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.
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LOL! I liiiiiiiike it!


I can't keep up with all the jokes. ;o)
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I have sexdaily!!

I mean dyslexia...FCUK!!

You accept the love you think you deserve~~~

Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~

Truth has no temperature~~~
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Last week I was driving through town, when all of a sudden I spotted a police car in the mirror. I stepped on the pedal, but could get rid of it, going through town at 90 miles an hour. Went through side streets, crashed market stands, along screaming people, but just couldn't lose them.

Than finally, just when I thought I had succeeded,... road block.

After they pulled me out of my car and slammed me on the hood, the officer asked: "Why the heck did you drive through town like that???"

I said: "Well,... my wife ran off with a police guy last week and I was affraid you were coming to bring her back!"

*disclaimer: No people, police men, market stands or vegetables were harmed in this joke. If however you recognise yourself in this joke, please contact your local S.G.A.U.V.J.P.P.M.V.J.G.L.P (Support Group Against the Use of People, Police men, Market Stands and Vegetables in Jokes on GodLike Productions) or call 0900 -S.G.A.U.V.J.P.P.M.V.J.G.L.P. ($1.60 per minute, plus the use of your mobile phone.)
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Happy Holidays! snowman
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I have sexdaily!!

I mean dyslexia...FCUK!!

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LOLOLOL!!!!!
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Last week I was arrested for a comment I made against the mounted police.

I said to this police guy: "What a strange horse!" He asked: "What do you mean?" I replied: "Well, normally the dick is hanging underneath the horse, but with this one it is right on top!"

peace
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burnit banana2 peace
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
I laughed!banana2
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I didn't think they worked.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Do you know what the acronym D.A.M. Stands for?


Mothers Against Dyslexia
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Talking about penquins:

Last week I picked up 3 penguins that were walking along the highway.
I went to the nearest gas station and asked what I should do with them.
The attendant said: "Take em to the zoo!"
"Great idea!" I replied and drove off.

Next day I arrived at the same gas station and the attendant noticed the penguins in the back seat.
He said: "I thought you were going to take them to the zoo??"
I replied: "Well, I sure did. They loved it! Today we are going to the beach!"

banana2
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peace tounge


U verrrrrrry funny!!!!!!!
Happy Holidays! snowman
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
I was having dinner with the World Chess Champion the other night,and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
GLP'ers, here's to you dasbier





clappa
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I was having dinner with the World Chess Champion the other night,and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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LOLOLOLOL!

AC 28, good job!
Happy Holidays! snowman
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
I was having dinner with the World Chess Champion the other night,and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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LOLOLOLOL!

AC 28, good job!
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(In my best Elvis voice) THank you...thank you very much.
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11/17/2012 09:55 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Idiot OP. Dyslexia doesn't work that way. Very poor joke.

You FAIL.
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11/17/2012 09:59 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
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Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
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Calm the hell down, I have dyslexia and I found it hilarious. Do you have any idea how long it takes me to write a post? If you can't laugh at yourself, then life isn't worth living.

Anyway...people with a bad case of dyslexia wouldn't get the joke anyway. The punchline would read normal to them.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
"Don't musc a movle",
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
Or how about the agnostic dyslexic who always wondered if there really was a DOG??
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11/17/2012 10:14 PM
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
circa 1957
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
I'm dyslexic as well, except I have an issue with numbers instead of letters.
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
I was having dinner with the World Chess Champion the other night,and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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chuckle
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!
 Quoting: Unit3


Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.


[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27222563



Calm the hell down, I have dyslexia and I found it hilarious. Do you have any idea how long it takes me to write a post? If you can't laugh at yourself, then life isn't worth living.

Anyway...people with a bad case of dyslexia wouldn't get the joke anyway. The punchline would read normal to them.
 Quoting: AFGW 21140569


LOL! That's not true!lmao You are not a real dyslexic but I am! I get the joke,(very funny by the way!)and I can type a post with ease!
When I was young and learning to read and write I would write my 'b's as 'd's and read 'was' as 'saw'. Some special reading classes fixed me right up, though I am still a bad speller. Or is that a dab speller? lol
Very funny thread! Learn to laugh at yourselves peeps! or is that qeeqs? 1rof1
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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AC36....you r funny, hehe! Thanks.
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5a
ur welcome
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A priest, rabbi and Baptist minister walk into a bar, the bartender asks "Is this a joke?"
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If 1 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other 9 enjoy it?
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Oh heck ya!
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
A high school teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order....
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Re: 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:
My first reply... but have been around for a long long time.

This brought me out of the lurk-dom... lurk-doom.

I clicked on this because it was about dyslexics... and a joke....


I love it... totally dyslexic here... you don't even want to know how many times I have had to back space and rewrite the words here to make them "non-dyslexic"

Peace on!

keeps the jokes coming... I only read the first page.. love the jokes.

carry on friends..

everyone else... carry on also


peace

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