2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

pull the stick outta yer ass

LOLOL! On no, it's a conspiracy!!!!! Heh!

Thanks OP, a good laugh was much needed. Especially today.

"Come up with your hands out", said the police first on the scene.

He was just looking for a place to bitch. He didn't even notice i said I am dyslexic.......I can make fun of myself if I want! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:duckup: a little humor is a good thing.

Rather then taking offense, learn to laugh at yourself. It makes life easier.

Awwwwww! Glad you laughed. And I'll toast to you!

Two retards walk the street.
Asks one to the other: May I walk in the middle now?

dyslexic atheist doesnt belive in a dog

HA!

2 condoms are walking down the street & stop in front of a gay bar. One condom taps the other and says..." wanna get shit faced?"

I'll be back in about 30 min. Have fun...post your own jokes if you want. Time to just have a laugh!

shut the front door!!!

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Put your head behind your hands and get knees on your down !!!

DO NOW IT!!!

you heard the the guy! stick yer hands up yer bum!

A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

If you can't laugh at your faults life can get hard.

Cute jokes! Keep them coming, having a shitty day and this threads making me smile.


Last Edited by closing eyes on 11/17/2012 04:48 PM

thanks for the laughs, been a rough little while in our shoes.

I once knew a dyslexic zombie. He was looking for a guy named Brian.

Last Edited by Brian Moser on 11/17/2012 04:48 PM

How about a Dad like this growing up


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"Stick, mother freezers... this is a fuck up!"

A woman ran into a Police Station shouting...
"Help!!! Please.... I've been graped!"

Policeman behind counter said...
"Surely Madam, you mean raped?"

She replied...













"No, there was a bunch of them"

In times of Imminent Doom we need some laughs.

So thank you OP.

Guess you never heard the rest of it??

Goes like this:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up

Put up your balls or
we'll blow your money away!

Or at least close to the above.

I can relate! Dyslexics of the world, Untie!