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Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739  United States11/17/2012 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890 Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop. The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?" The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused. As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?" To which the veteran replied, "That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!" No one likes my joke?  Maybe they didn`t get it. The way i heard it,the cop called em ni*ger eggs. Still funny to me,though  I think that too. But, if you read the whole thread, someone posted and said the joke was funny. So, he just missed it that someone liked his joke. Anyway, both are good and thanks for contributing!!!! ;o) "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." Willy Wonka |
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| shadasonic User ID: 15732022 United States11/17/2012 05:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sorry occifer I'm slightly under the alchafluence of inchohol. I just saw a hoprabbit,jacking off across the road so I shot him in the ass with my twenty ritwofle “One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan |
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| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two drifters find 100 dollar. One runs to the nearest supermarket and returns with a cart filled with liquor, beer, wine and half a loaf of bread. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1336169 The other one screams at him: "What the fuck did you buy all that bread for ???" HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one! ;o) "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." Willy Wonka |
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| GunnyJoe User ID: 11837226 United States11/17/2012 06:03 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890 Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop. The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?" The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused. As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?" To which the veteran replied, "That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!" No one likes my joke? Maybe they didn`t get it. The way i heard it,the cop called em ni*ger eggs. Still funny to me,though I think that too. But, if you read the whole thread, someone posted and said the joke was funny. So, he just missed it that someone liked his joke. Anyway, both are good and thanks for contributing!!!! ;o) No prob,Unit3. You`re welcome and have a good 1 " It`s only weird the first time" ;p |
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| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 06:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! That was good!!   Glad you enjoyed it. ;o) lmfao! 5 stars, and green karma 4 you OP humor = next to godliness  Awwwwwww! TY. I'm glad you can have fun with me!  "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." Willy Wonka |
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| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 06:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | True story... Quoting: 1221 26319764 A friend (who was driving) and I were going to a party. She pulled her car into a street parking spot. When we got out of the car she saw her parking job was way crooked- she shook her head and said.... "I f^c< like a parking idiot." LOL! Did you see the post where I told about my friend having a bad day. She was a teacher's aid. In a mad voice, she said to the kids: "Turn your heads in and put your papers on the desk." All hell broke loose. Hehe! "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." Willy Wonka |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 281165 United States11/17/2012 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Funny how? Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors. Don't give up your day job. Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality. [link to www.psychologicalscience.org]  Fuck the pc bullshit we're all dyslexic now and it's funny fucking. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1336169 Netherlands11/17/2012 06:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | True story... Quoting: 1221 26319764 A friend (who was driving) and I were going to a party. She pulled her car into a street parking spot. When we got out of the car she saw her parking job was way crooked- she shook her head and said.... "I f^c< like a parking idiot." LOL. There is still hope. We men have often trouble parking backwards too. Because we tend to think that a small piece is at least 12 inches. |
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| 1221 User ID: 26319764 United States11/17/2012 06:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | True story... Quoting: 1221 26319764 A friend (who was driving) and I were going to a party. She pulled her car into a street parking spot. When we got out of the car she saw her parking job was way crooked- she shook her head and said.... "I f^c< like a parking idiot." LOL! Did you see the post where I told about my friend having a bad day. She was a teacher's aid. In a mad voice, she said to the kids: "Turn your heads in and put your papers on the desk." All hell broke loose. Hehe! Yes...and it reminded me of my friend! Stay in the joy baby, stay in the joy! 1221 |
| Unit3 (OP) User ID: 9834739 United States11/17/2012 06:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | True story... Quoting: 1221 26319764 A friend (who was driving) and I were going to a party. She pulled her car into a street parking spot. When we got out of the car she saw her parking job was way crooked- she shook her head and said.... "I f^c< like a parking idiot." LOL! Did you see the post where I told about my friend having a bad day. She was a teacher's aid. In a mad voice, she said to the kids: "Turn your heads in and put your papers on the desk." All hell broke loose. Hehe! Yes...and it reminded me of my friend! Stay in the joy baby, stay in the joy! 1221 Amen 1221!  "We are the music makers. And we are the dreamers of dreams." Willy Wonka |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4689709 Canada11/17/2012 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did ya hear about the dyslexic paranoid who was totally Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27608595 convinced....he was following someone!? Then there was the dyslexic devil worshipper who ended up selling his sould to.....'SANTA'! Joke: A dyslexic walks into a bra....... A dyslexic physicist quit his job at the particle acclerator when he learned he'd be working with......Hardons (hadrons)! stop you will make me piddle my pants LOL |
