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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1246336 United States 11/17/2012 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal." "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 8722712 United States 11/17/2012 06:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Funny how? Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors. Don't give up your day job. Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality. [link to www.psychologicalscience.org] I can make fun of myself if I want to. Don't worry, I don't have a day job!!!! Heh! Make fun of your condition IN PRIVATE. You might like to belittle your condition but there are millions who would not find this funny if they bcojld read. Oh and I think I have turrets you little wanker. Dude get over yourself |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25915094 United States 11/17/2012 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246336 After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal." "No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27222563 Mexico 11/17/2012 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1246336 Shameless dogs ag eskimonians and sexual peferences of penguinies Shameless digs at eskimonians it was meant to read... I think my keyboard has a psysical defect but I wont stoop down low to laugh at it and point fingers at it (unless im typing). |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27222563 Mexico 11/17/2012 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | While looking in a mirror, a wife wished her boobs were bigger Quoting: FatalW1shes She says to her husband, would it make you happier if I had bigger boobs? Husband says "Sure" Wife says "Will you pay for it?" Husband says "Just take toilet paper and rub it between what you have now" Wife says "Do you really think that will work?" Husband says "I dunno, but it sure worked on your ass!" Rascist against fatness of womenzes |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 26048166 United States 11/17/2012 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why don't you play Uno with mexicans?... Quoting: Seagal5 Because they always try to steal the green card Racists against mexicans and also the fact that we also only play games with spanish names. Comedic insults for all of us, friend. Aw, our Mexican friends play games with us, not of Spanish language. We also share our jokes, as above. It's always a good time. |