2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Dude get over yourself

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Why is it a bad idea to run over a Puerto Rican on a bike?


It might be your bike.

Thats a Peter Kay joke, he's funny.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

What do blonds and cow pies have in common?



The older they get

The easier they are to pick up!

Why don't you play Uno with mexicans?...




Because they always try to steal the green card

While looking in a mirror, a wife wished her boobs were bigger

She says to her husband, would it make you happier if I had bigger boobs?

Husband says "Sure"

Wife says "Will you pay for it?"


Husband says "Just take toilet paper and rub it between what you have now"

Wife says "Do you really think that will work?"


Husband says "I dunno, but it sure worked on your ass!"

D.A.M.

Mothers Against Dyslexia

Shameless dogs ag eskimonians and sexual peferences of penguinies

Shameless digs at eskimonians it was meant to read... I think my keyboard has a psysical defect but I wont stoop down low to laugh at it and point fingers at it (unless im typing).

He couldnt jave been thrwoing his pubic hair at the pianist as he though it said pits?

Rascist against fatness of womenzes

Racists against mexicans and also the fact that we also only play games with spanish names.

Discriminating against cow pats

I went to a shrink last week, sat down and told him: "Doc, I have the feeling I am being ignored."

He pushed his buzzer and screamed: "NEXT!"

Habla ingles?

Comedic insults for all of us, friend.

Aw, our Mexican friends play games with us, not of Spanish language. We also share our jokes, as above. It's always a good time.