2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer.
Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop.
The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?"
The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused.
As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?"
To which the veteran replied,

"That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!"

Comedic insults for all of us, friend.

Aw, our Mexican friends play games with us, not of Spanish language. We also share our jokes, as above. It's always a good time.

Comedic insults for all of us, friend.

Aw, our Mexican friends play games with us, not of Spanish language. We also share our jokes, as above. It's always a good time.

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma.

After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them, if you don't mind me saying he does seem a bit of a redneck!"

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor says.

The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not such a bad name! I like Denise!"

Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "DeNephew."

hahahaha

Last week I was arrested for a comment I made against the mounted police.

I said to this police guy: "What a strange horse!" He asked: "What do you mean?" I replied: "Well, normally the dick is hanging underneath the horse, but with this one it is right on top!"

Funny how?

Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors.

Don't give up your day job.

Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"

Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality.

[link to www.psychologicalscience.org]

Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd figure the 2nd one would have seen it.

2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout:

Air in the hands
Mother Stickers!
This is a Fuck up!

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Thats a Peter Kay joke, he's funny.

What a sad sad response to a joke. I am a brain damaged (two TBI in quick succession) rapid cycling manic depressive, and I love jokes about nut jobs.

I bet if your attitude gets any worse you will become obsessed with pissing on people's birthday cakes.