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Im fucking dying
Everyday I feel a little more tired, almost unnoticable, but after a month I can tell that everything is different inside my body and mind.

It sucks because the knowledge of my death sparked something inside myself that changed who I am completely. I feel so much smarter, and for the first time I am at a sense of peace with the chaos of the world, and the chaos of the body and mind, they all seem to melt.

Too bad its also killing my stamina, my motivation for money and power.

I dunno, if you guys wanna talk I would like that, if not, i will enjoy sparking this bowl and thinking about my existence
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11/17/2012 04:18 PM
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bonghit
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what to say...it sounds like your mind is made up. Do you believe in a higher power or anything??
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11/17/2012 04:19 PM
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it took us a while but we finally got you

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what to say...it sounds like your mind is made up. Do you believe in a higher power or anything??
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Its not that my mind is made up, its just that i have this gut feeling that i cant get pasts.

But yea i have complete belief that this whole process does not need to be as horrifying and stressfull as most people make it.
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11/17/2012 04:21 PM
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My dearly beloved daughter, the secret regarding the raising of the dead is important to understand.

When I died, as a man in the flesh, I destroyed your mortality. My death, not just freed you from death, but from sin, after death. My Death on the Cross gave you the gift of immortality, in My New Kingdom.

Because I died as a man, I died a mortal death. When someone dies they will become immortal, if they are in a state of grace.

When I rose from the dead I bequeathed this Gift to those who are now in Heaven, who died in a state of grace. In my New Paradise they will become perfect immortal bodies. Those on the earth will become immortal at the Second Coming in the blink of an eye.

As the trumpet of My messenger rings out, the dead will be raised, as well as, those whose names are in the Book of the Living, to enjoy Eternal Life in the 1,000 years of My New Kingdom, promised to Me by My Father. It is called the New Paradise and everything that is mortal up to the end will no longer be.

You will be united with Me, your Jesus.

Death will no longer matter, for it will not exist.

Now that I am bringing you the Gift of My final salvation, you must listen to Me.

Take heed, and encourage those, who today, just as they were in the days of Noah, are caught up in their fun-filled aspiring lives, that they would be foolish to ignore the signs. Just as in the days of Noah, they were swept away in terror when the floods came. Do not let that happen this time.

My followers have been given exhaustive warnings, but it is no use. The problem is that those who accept the Truth, mingle with those who do not accept the Truth, and this influences them.

You must keep away from those who are pagans and pray for them. If you do not keep away, you will be seduced, by lies and unclean spirits.
Those, who resist Me will pull away from My protection. They will soon find that their lives of corruption will take them over, slowly at first. Then they will block Me out, and become a slave to lies. When you keep in their company, you, too will be attacked.

Then you will find yourself apologising for speaking the Truth, the Word of God. It will be at that stage, that you will see clearly the divide in your world. The Gift that you have received from the Holy Spirit, will mean that you will know, instantly, the danger they are in.

If they only knew the Truth they would run to you. For all the false gods they idolise, made from material things, created by God, they make the same classic mistake. They adore the wonder of material things, but ignore their Creator.

In the New Era of Peace, they will have so much more, so much perfection. Yet they turn their backs.

I will always love them, but their lack of love for Me, means that they won’t enter the new life, which I have created for them.

This new life was created and made possible for two reasons.

When I died in the flesh, I destroyed death. When I was raised from the dead, I gave you Eternal Life, when the body has no power over you anymore.

This is My Promise to all of God’s children. Those who survive at the end time, will not die a physical death. They are blessed. They will be turned, instantly, into perfect physical bodies, in mystical union with My Glorious Body.

It will be then, that they will meet those who died in My favour, who will be raised from the dead. They will all live in My New Paradise.

Your Jesus
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11/17/2012 04:25 PM
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i will enjoy sparking this bowl
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You have drug induced psychosis go to rehab
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11/17/2012 04:26 PM
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I had a 6 month bout with lung cancer, I know that feeling your speaking of, the good thing is if you dont die, it stays with you forever.
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11/17/2012 04:27 PM
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we're all dying
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11/17/2012 04:28 PM
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i will enjoy sparking this bowl
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You have drug induced psychosis go to rehab
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negative, i started smoking to cope with the stress
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11/17/2012 04:30 PM
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Im fucking dying
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byekitty
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11/17/2012 04:32 PM
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Im fucking dying
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byekitty
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laugh
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11/17/2012 04:34 PM
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I understand how its easy for some of you to joke. When you feel a sense of the dead mans mentality you might not laugh.
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11/17/2012 04:35 PM
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11/17/2012 04:36 PM
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We're all dyin' bro...
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We're all dyin' bro...
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We're all dyin' bro...
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Everyday I feel a little more tired, almost unnoticable, but after a month I can tell that everything is different inside my body and mind.

It sucks because the knowledge of my death sparked something inside myself that changed who I am completely. I feel so much smarter, and for the first time I am at a sense of peace with the chaos of the world, and the chaos of the body and mind, they all seem to melt.

Too bad its also killing my stamina, my motivation for money and power.

I dunno, if you guys wanna talk I would like that, if not, i will enjoy sparking this bowl and thinking about my existence
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18698359


"It's killing your motivation for money and power"

Good. You're actually just waking up to the beast that was created to take so many away from God.

One huge false pyramid built on sand.

"For the love of money is the root of all evil"

When you fully realize that some people can kill another for a pair of $100 sneakers, you then start to understand the extent some would go to for one million. Pure evil exists.
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11/17/2012 04:42 PM
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We're all dyin' bro...
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but damn its annoying to be so tired all the time
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11/17/2012 04:43 PM
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Everyday I feel a little more tired, almost unnoticable, but after a month I can tell that everything is different inside my body and mind.

It sucks because the knowledge of my death sparked something inside myself that changed who I am completely. I feel so much smarter, and for the first time I am at a sense of peace with the chaos of the world, and the chaos of the body and mind, they all seem to melt.

Too bad its also killing my stamina, my motivation for money and power.

I dunno, if you guys wanna talk I would like that, if not, i will enjoy sparking this bowl and thinking about my existence
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18698359


"It's killing your motivation for money and power"

Good. You're actually just waking up to the beast that was created to take so many away from God.

One huge false pyramid built on sand.

"For the love of money is the root of all evil"

When you fully realize that some people can kill another for a pair of $100 sneakers, you then start to understand the extent some would go to for one million. Pure evil exists.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20241035


sad for sure
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11/17/2012 04:45 PM
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Everyday I feel a little more tired, almost unnoticable, but after a month I can tell that everything is different inside my body and mind.

It sucks because the knowledge of my death sparked something inside myself that changed who I am completely. I feel so much smarter, and for the first time I am at a sense of peace with the chaos of the world, and the chaos of the body and mind, they all seem to melt.

Too bad its also killing my stamina, my motivation for money and power.

I dunno, if you guys wanna talk I would like that, if not, i will enjoy sparking this bowl and thinking about my existence
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18698359


Why are you dying? What did happen to you?!
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11/17/2012 04:46 PM
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Yep.
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it took us a while but we finally got you

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Wrong Guy Asshole.

: D

HAHAHAAHAHAH.
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11/17/2012 04:48 PM
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ah

just turned 40 eh?

i feel yer pain mate, i really do

my prescription?

plough yourself into doom, as much as possible, and hit the gym to harden up those muscles for the post doom fuckfest! thumbs
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11/17/2012 04:50 PM
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Time is a bitch....but yes ,the realization of death is eye opening...the late Terrence mckenna said after he was diognosed with an inoperable brain tumor said just watching a bug move across a floor would bring him to tears,just an appreciation for life everyone who is healthy takes for granted when they squish that little fucker just for being in there home.


If you can buy goji juice...that is by far the best elixir for life a human can take...and also if you can sprint...it is synonymous with adrenealin and running for your life ie trick the entire body system to want to live....and as your running make believe you are running from something just to create adrenaline.

Other than that a 30 pack a day keeps sobriety away
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We're all dyin' bro...
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but damn its annoying to be so tired all the time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18698359


what's annoying is saying that to the docs, time and time again, only for him/her to shrug at you.

fuck em. accept the fatigue, and get MAD AS HELL! rant

chuckle
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11/17/2012 04:50 PM
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ah

just turned 40 eh?

i feel yer pain mate, i really do

my prescription?

plough yourself into doom, as much as possible, and hit the gym to harden up those muscles for the post doom fuckfest! thumbs
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haha im only 23, but that sounds like good advice ol timer!
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11/17/2012 04:50 PM
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Death is the road to awe.
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Time is a bitch....but yes ,the realization of death is eye opening...the late Terrence mckenna said after he was diognosed with an inoperable brain tumor said just watching a bug move across a floor would bring him to tears,just an appreciation for life everyone who is healthy takes for granted when they squish that little fucker just for being in there home.


If you can buy goji juice...that is by far the best elixir for life a human can take...and also if you can sprint...it is synonymous with adrenealin and running for your life ie trick the entire body system to want to live....and as your running make believe you are running from something just to create adrenaline.

Other than that a 30 pack a day keeps sobriety away
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i'm at the 2 tbsps of hemp oil stage myself.

rofl
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We're all dyin' bro...
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but damn its annoying to be so tired all the time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18698359


what's annoying is saying that to the docs, time and time again, only for him/her to shrug at you.

fuck em. accept the fatigue, and get MAD AS HELL! rant

chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27946797


Yea i refuse to see any docs, my body has made it pretty clear whats going on, and what i could do to extend my life, but i just dont care enough
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The doc should give you some thyroxin pills, that helps!
You are fatigue because you have not enough of that hormon, which is essential for the functioning of all our body processes! Go, take it, feel it! Nothing will die!