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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

 
NotreDame
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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.
I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

Been on welfare + food stamps for over thirty years. I have nine kids all because of government support - they helped me with all of them. I hate work and will never go to work ever. I get four checks altogether. Everything I own is because of the Democrats - and I love my black sleek Obama/fone tee hee

Ask me anything :)
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how do you succeed ?
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What will you do when the government collapses and the checks stop coming?
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Lol, I love how the only "persons" replying are bait trolls so the op can air his agenda. Only glp....
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What will you do when the government collapses and the checks stop coming?
 Quoting: Generation Doom


Prednint Obama will protect "us" since we are in a special status now - I think they call it reperarshuns or something like that. its like they owe us big time so there's lots of money set aside just for that purpose. We even get the American Indian's share too.

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How many paych... er, I mean kids do you have?
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Fuck you too.
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succeed or suck seed?

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And you are 10 - 0 right now. Good job.
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lmao
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Well, since Twinkies are out of the question, what will you eat?
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fucked up.
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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

Been on welfare + food stamps for over thirty years. I have nine kids all because of government support - they helped me with all of them. I hate work and will never go to work ever. I get four checks altogether. Everything I own is because of the Democrats - and I love my black sleek Obama/fone tee hee

Ask me anything :)
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That's OK, you are the next fossil fuel the government will burn. And you will burn brightly with all the FAT...

pphtt
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How can you succeed if you are a failure in life?
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Of course UR a success...U got an Obama phone...don'cha !tounge
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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

Been on welfare + food stamps for over thirty years. I have nine kids all because of government support - they helped me with all of them. I hate work and will never go to work ever. I get four checks altogether. Everything I own is because of the Democrats - and I love my black sleek Obama/fone tee hee

Ask me anything :)
 Quoting: NotreDame


That's a LOT of Obama phones. Obama got over 60 million popular votes. It was a borderline landslide. Everyone I know who voted for Obama didn't get an Obama phone. Methinks thou art a sh*thead. :)
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

Been on welfare + food stamps for over thirty years. I have nine kids all because of government support - they helped me with all of them. I hate work and will never go to work ever. I get four checks altogether. Everything I own is because of the Democrats - and I love my black sleek Obama/fone tee hee

Ask me anything :)
 Quoting: NotreDame


More about the BamaFone......You should know that yesterday I got in the mail a new upgrade on the BamaFone..........its a LG and looks just like a Blackberry.........for FREE - it does cost $89.00, but I told the lady on the phone that I was an Obama welfare person and was doing volunteer stuff at the voting place and she said "Ohhhhh well in that case you don't have to pay - ya know? It was like she was winkin on the phone to me.

The were giving me 250 minutes a month for free - with NO texting. So I called again and I got a different lady and I complained that I wasn't getting enough so they added for free 250 more minutes AND 250 textings for free...Great huh?

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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

Been on welfare + food stamps for over thirty years. I have nine kids all because of government support - they helped me with all of them. I hate work and will never go to work ever. I get four checks altogether. Everything I own is because of the Democrats - and I love my black sleek Obama/fone tee hee

Ask me anything :)
 Quoting: NotreDame


If you are for real then you are disgusting. I'm a disabled widow and I don't receive anything free. I have more pride then you do.

Don't blame you being lazy on Democrats.
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Holla!
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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What does a 0 on a diploma actualy mean ?
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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

Been on welfare + food stamps for over thirty years. I have nine kids all because of government support - they helped me with all of them. I hate work and will never go to work ever. I get four checks altogether. Everything I own is because of the Democrats - and I love my black sleek Obama/fone tee hee

Ask me anything :)
 Quoting: NotreDame


Hello Republican posing as a Democrat. How are you today? BORED? Obviously so.

It shouldn't bother you that Obama was elected Mr. Republican, because if you knew ANYTHING at all about Obama's economic policies, they're almost exactly the same as Bush's. wink In fact, almost all the SAME Bush tax cuts are still there and applied towards the corporations that you support over your fellow man.

Therefore...you should be HAPPY that Obama is doing for you what the rich have always done. Pay NOTHING and get away with it.

You see, Mr Republican posing as a Democrat, the Presidents don't actually forge policy. They don't enforce anything...the RICH, BANKERS DO. Also, Mr. Republican posing as a democrat, if you KNEW ANYTHING or had STUDIED about the candidates, you'd know that both of them ARE DIRECTLY RELATED BY BLOOD. Now, the fact that they're both directly related should be indicative of something, but, most Democrats or Republicans that pose as one another aren't smart enough to decode what that actually means. Nope...they're so pissed at the little "football game that they lost," (the election) that common sense has not yet returned to them.

Grow up...you only have so much longer to live. Time is ticking down for all of us. You WILL be dead one day, and you'll see how much of your life you wasted on bitching about which MASTER should be in office.

Weak...
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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

Been on welfare + food stamps for over thirty years. I have nine kids all because of government support - they helped me with all of them. I hate work and will never go to work ever. I get four checks altogether. Everything I own is because of the Democrats - and I love my black sleek Obama/fone tee hee

Ask me anything :)
 Quoting: NotreDame


If you are for real then you are disgusting. I'm a disabled widow and I don't receive anything free. I have more pride then you do.

Don't blame you being lazy on Democrats.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28070004


Its a Republican posing as a Democrat. Use that critical thought ability that God bestowed you with.

Look at the way things are worded, and then look at the delivery...
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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

Been on welfare + food stamps for over thirty years. I have nine kids all because of government support - they helped me with all of them. I hate work and will never go to work ever. I get four checks altogether. Everything I own is because of the Democrats - and I love my black sleek Obama/fone tee hee

Ask me anything :)
 Quoting: NotreDame


More about the BamaFone......You should know that yesterday I got in the mail a new upgrade on the BamaFone..........its a LG and looks just like a Blackberry.........for FREE - it does cost $89.00, but I told the lady on the phone that I was an Obama welfare person and was doing volunteer stuff at the voting place and she said "Ohhhhh well in that case you don't have to pay - ya know? It was like she was winkin on the phone to me.

The were giving me 250 minutes a month for free - with NO texting. So I called again and I got a different lady and I complained that I wasn't getting enough so they added for free 250 more minutes AND 250 textings for free...Great huh?
 Quoting: NotreDame


MInds are so simple around here...and so easily controlled. You actually BELIEVE that nonsense don't you?

I mean...YOU REALLY BELIEVE IT.

By the way...everything you read in conservative and liberal media is 100% real. You can get a VERY realistic idea of what's going on in the world if you just keep that television of yours running.

-Your choice of MASTERS are all the same. What kills me is this...you all are like lap dogs for your owners. You're willing to FIGHT EACH OTHER for your own personal choice of Slaveowner. "-Yessa Boss. Immma get my butt out there and push the vote for ya. ---And if ya lose, sir boss...I will attack everyone who voted against ya. I LOVES me some massa...Do you need your toes licked Massa Bossa Sir???"

Were you hoping that if Romney won, that he was going to invite you over to the White House for dinner and a pony ride?

Partisans are the worst type of slave. They don't even realized that they've been divided against each other.

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Lol, I love how the only "persons" replying are bait trolls so the op can air his agenda. Only glp....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2212303


Irony...
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I'm an American, fat, lazy and well fed by my governemnt - ask me how I succeed.

Been on welfare + food stamps for over thirty years. I have nine kids all because of government support - they helped me with all of them. I hate work and will never go to work ever. I get four checks altogether. Everything I own is because of the Democrats - and I love my black sleek Obama/fone tee hee

Ask me anything :)
 Quoting: NotreDame


You see, Mr Republican posing as a Democrat.
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Confession - this is in a weird way true. I prefer republican ways of going about things BUT they are not inclined to give us poor people stuff so I am a democrat in hiding I guess. If I told my friends that they would killed me :) (not really) And we want stuff and we want to not pay. We want you to pay - as I menchioned before its pay-back time now that we won. Reperashions..........get it? You owe us big time.

On that topic of reparation - Valerie Jarrett just came out this morning - and democrats see her as the next president - we love her because she loves the president and protects him - no matter what.

“[We won] this election, it is payback time. For those who supported us, there will be rewards, for the ones who opposed us, they will get what they deserve. There will be hell to pay. Congress won’t be a problem for us this time. With no election to worry about, we have two judges ready to go.”

spellcheck - reparation - sorry

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