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Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.

 
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Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
I had a Big Mac. The sandwich artist that created this sandwich had fucked up. They put 2-3 times the regular amount of lettuce and Big Mac sauce. I was going to confront them about it, but figured it would be much easier to just set aside the extra condiments and continue eating the sandwich.

When I finished I was still a little hungry and saw that I still had a large pile of lettuce with lots of Big Mac sauce. So I ate that as if it were a salad. That's when it struck me how well Big Mac sauce goes with lettuce.

As soon as I got home I shot an e-mail off to McDonalds to tell them of my discovery. I explained that I'm looking for no recompense for the idea to use Big Mac sauce as a salad dressing, I just figured that it was so good that the world should know about it.

So next time you go to McDonalds and want to try a killer salad dressing that no one else is making, just order a Big Mac with extra lettuce and Big Mac sauce.
Let's get Fünke!!!
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
" sandwich artist". that is where you fucked up, my friend
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing lol

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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
Next time you make a burger put some thousand island dressing on it and you can have yourself a little circle jerk.
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing lol

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I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you.
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stupid stupid stupidalien16
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing lol

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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you.
 Quoting: Analrapist


dude you gotta stop pushing the Qtip when you reach some resistance.

they 'know'. trust me rofl
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
Next time you make a burger put some thousand island dressing on it and you can have yourself a little circle jerk.
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Hmmmm. I liked the other chap's suggestion of 1000 isle, but your suggestion of thousand island has an even better ring to it. I'll pass both suggestions along to McDonalds, but I'm rooting for yours.
Let's get Fünke!!!
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing lol

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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you.
 Quoting: Analrapist


dude you gotta stop pushing the Qtip when you reach some resistance.

they 'know'. trust me rofl
 Quoting: Phennommennonn

So you've told them already? Funny I've never seen Big Mac sauce on the grocery shelves.
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
dude not even a sonic screw drivers gonna getcha outta this one


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The universe responds NOT to what you want.....it responds to what you are being.......are you being what you want?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the karma cafe has no menus. you get served what you deserve
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard a lot here today and I won't try to go back over it all. But you have to go back in that room and make some decisions and there is one thing I want to make very clear to you before you do. I'm not trying to convince you that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what he does. But what I do like is... that I live in a country... where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine... read it if I want... or throw it in the trash, if that's where I think it belongs. Or better yet I can express my opinion by not buying it. I like that right. I care about it. And you should care about it, too... because we live in a free country. We say that a lot, but sometimes we forget what that means, so listen again. We live in a free country. That is a powerful idea. That's a magnificent way to live. But there is a price for that freedom, which is that sometimes... we have to tolerate things that we don't necessarily like. So go back in that room... where you are free to think whatever you want to think... about Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine. But then ask yourselves if you want to make that decision for the rest of us... because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys... is, in a very real way, in your hands. If we start throwing up walls against what some of us think is obscene... we may wake up one morning and realize... that walls have been thrown upin places we never expected... and we can't see anythingor... do anything. And that's not freedom. That is not freedom. So, be careful. Thank you."
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
When i pass the place and get a 'hankering' I remember the pink slime hamburger filler and I'm all good until I reach someplace safer to have a meal.
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
an in a few hours you will puke I guess. Had a friend that gained 9 pound once after eating at that joint . 1 time hope you puke to get it out of you. Sorry OP my truth.
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing lol

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 Quoting: Phennommennonn


I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you.
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dude you gotta stop pushing the Qtip when you reach some resistance.

they 'know'. trust me rofl
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


seal
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Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
an in a few hours you will puke I guess. Had a friend that gained 9 pound once after eating at that joint . 1 time hope you puke to get it out of you. Sorry OP my truth.
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Or have the McShits
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