Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.

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Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
Analrapist Offer Upgrade User ID: 27535583 United States 11/17/2012 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. I had a Big Mac. The sandwich artist that created this sandwich had fucked up. They put 2-3 times the regular amount of lettuce and Big Mac sauce. I was going to confront them about it, but figured it would be much easier to just set aside the extra condiments and continue eating the sandwich. When I finished I was still a little hungry and saw that I still had a large pile of lettuce with lots of Big Mac sauce. So I ate that as if it were a salad. That's when it struck me how well Big Mac sauce goes with lettuce. As soon as I got home I shot an e-mail off to McDonalds to tell them of my discovery. I explained that I'm looking for no recompense for the idea to use Big Mac sauce as a salad dressing, I just figured that it was so good that the world should know about it. So next time you go to McDonalds and want to try a killer salad dressing that no one else is making, just order a Big Mac with extra lettuce and Big Mac sauce. Let's get Fünke!!!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 27446438 United States 11/17/2012 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. " sandwich artist". that is where you fucked up, my friend
Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 11/17/2012 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18097583 Canada 11/17/2012 09:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. Next time you make a burger put some thousand island dressing on it and you can have yourself a little circle jerk.
Analrapist (OP) User ID: 27535583 United States 11/17/2012 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: Quoting: Phennommennonn I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you. Let's get Fünke!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12543514 Canada 11/17/2012 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. stupid stupid stupid

Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 11/17/2012 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: Quoting: Phennommennonn I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you. Quoting: Analrapist dude you gotta stop pushing the Qtip when you reach some resistance. they 'know'. trust me political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Analrapist (OP) User ID: 27535583 United States 11/17/2012 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. Next time you make a burger put some thousand island dressing on it and you can have yourself a little circle jerk. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18097583 Hmmmm. I liked the other chap's suggestion of 1000 isle, but your suggestion of thousand island has an even better ring to it. I'll pass both suggestions along to McDonalds, but I'm rooting for yours. Let's get Fünke!!!
Analrapist (OP) User ID: 27535583 United States 11/17/2012 09:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: Quoting: Phennommennonn I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you. Quoting: Analrapist dude you gotta stop pushing the Qtip when you reach some resistance. they 'know'. trust me Quoting: Phennommennonn So you've told them already? Funny I've never seen Big Mac sauce on the grocery shelves. Let's get Fünke!!!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12543514 Canada 11/17/2012 09:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 11/17/2012 09:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude not even a sonic screw drivers gonna getcha outta this one :shitthread_3: political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

- User ID: 27824029 United States 11/17/2012 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. When i pass the place and get a 'hankering' I remember the pink slime hamburger filler and I'm all good until I reach someplace safer to have a meal.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27117386 United States 11/17/2012 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. an in a few hours you will puke I guess. Had a friend that gained 9 pound once after eating at that joint . 1 time hope you puke to get it out of you. Sorry OP my truth.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13612831 United States 11/17/2012 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: Quoting: Phennommennonn I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you. Quoting: Analrapist dude you gotta stop pushing the Qtip when you reach some resistance. they 'know'. trust me Quoting: Phennommennonn
Anonymous Coward User ID: 13612831 United States 11/17/2012 10:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. an in a few hours you will puke I guess. Had a friend that gained 9 pound once after eating at that joint . 1 time hope you puke to get it out of you. Sorry OP my truth. Quoting: mkhay Or have the McShits
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84045432 United Kingdom 11/16/2022 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 84308297 United States 11/16/2022 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: Quoting: Phennommennonn I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you. Quoting: Analrapist dude you gotta stop pushing the Qtip when you reach some resistance. they 'know'. trust me Quoting: Phennommennonn So you've told them already? Funny I've never seen Big Mac sauce on the grocery shelves. Quoting: Analrapist It is happening! [link to www.kroger.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65590717 Sweden 11/22/2022 05:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
The DingleDorfs User ID: 82615605 United States 11/22/2022 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. So how was your pink slime burger? I am pretty sure you will need to get some pink peptol soon. The DingleDorfs I am a Christian. Repent now, for your time of the lord is near.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71595775 United States 11/22/2022 06:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: Quoting: Phennommennonn huh, i thought it was mayo and ketchup mixed in equal parts. maybe im thinking of another sauce.
Renaissance Woman User ID: 81936595 United States 11/22/2022 06:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: Quoting: Phennommennonn I realize that Big Mac sauce makes an excellent salad dressing , that's what my first post was all about. And I like the name you've given it, 1000 isle. I'll pass the name along to McDonalds, if that's okay with you. Quoting: Analrapist dude you gotta stop pushing the Qtip when you reach some resistance. they 'know'. trust me Quoting: Phennommennonn So you've told them already? Funny I've never seen Big Mac sauce on the grocery shelves. Quoting: Analrapist Are you serious with this thread? Or is this an attempt at comedy? Dude doesn't know what Big Mac sauce is, even though Phenn just freakin' said. "For with thee is the fountain of life: in thy light shall we see light."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84657473 United States 11/22/2022 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. this soft ad brought to you by the fine people at CrapDonalds.
Riffhard User ID: 82736104 United States 11/22/2022 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. the secret sauce: 1 cup mayo 1/2 cup ketchup 2 TB sweet pickle relish The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. PROUDLY UNVACCINATED.
Chinaman User ID: 79738541 United States 11/22/2022 06:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. So you were the chick that twerked in front of those cops to prevent them from arresting your BF? Chinaman
InMyDreams User ID: 84794177 United States 11/22/2022 06:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. I grab a Mcdouble some times when I'm in need of a colon cleanse. The Nothing sisters, Null & Void.
G. House User ID: 79751928 United States 11/22/2022 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. I had a Big Mac. The sandwich artist that created this sandwich had fucked up. They put 2-3 times the regular amount of lettuce and Big Mac sauce. I was going to confront them about it, but figured it would be much easier to just set aside the extra condiments and continue eating the sandwich. When I finished I was still a little hungry and saw that I still had a large pile of lettuce with lots of Big Mac sauce. So I ate that as if it were a salad. That's when it struck me how well Big Mac sauce goes with lettuce. As soon as I got home I shot an e-mail off to McDonalds to tell them of my discovery. I explained that I'm looking for no recompense for the idea to use Big Mac sauce as a salad dressing, I just figured that it was so good that the world should know about it. So next time you go to McDonalds and want to try a killer salad dressing that no one else is making, just order a Big Mac with extra lettuce and Big Mac sauce. Quoting: Analrapist A hankering do ya? You friggen asshole!! YOU'RE the one who makes all the going to where ever to get sackfulls posts! Friggen asshole! Last Edited by G. House on 11/22/2022 06:54 PM "Everybody lies."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84802586 11/22/2022 07:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: Quoting: Phennommennonn I hate dressing that looks like something I ate and lost.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84799393 11/22/2022 07:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. When I order a BigMac, I stare into the vacant eyes of the McWorker and slowly say, "I'd like to order a BigMac, except I want it with two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickes, onions on a seseme seed bun." Then I watch them try to customize it until they have to get a manager, and I repeat this. Haven't found a McWorker yet who knows that McDonalds commercial.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74909030 United States 12/03/2022 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 84213214 United States 12/03/2022 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15127697 United States 12/03/2022 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Stopped by the local McDonalds for dinner tonight. I haven't eaten there in years but I saw one and got a hankering. dude it IS salad dressing - 1000 isle dressing :mcfly7: Quoting: Phennommennonn I'm convinced this is essentially correct, but I suspect there's a miniscule amount of horseradish in it as well... not enough to make it hot, but enough to give it a bit more twang.
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