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Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...

 
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Look for a lady into sports or outdoors, You wont find the mindless, materialistic, snotty, stuck up, twice divorced, entitlement women

Get out and go skiing, hiking, zip lining and scuba and youll find some great, intelligent women who have the whole package..

Or find a gal that likes flea markets, or thrift stores, thats the secret to find a humble lady who appreciates the search for a diamond in the rough.

Ive never known a flea market enthusiast or one that liked the thrift stores to ever be greedy or deceitful. Theyre always honest and patient. Patience is a required trait to shop at those places.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


Not true.

These things are available to anyone.

Sluts are everywhere, their thrill seekers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26781128


Sports takes patience and training, and so does the unsavory shopping experience of looking thru used stuff for the treasures, Good way to weed out the selfish and those too lazy to work at a relationship.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


I have dated indie hipster drug types, preppy sporty chicks.

You cant determine a person by their cover

AT ALL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26781128


Well said.
Manu-Koelbren
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Looks like the men posting here just want to exploit women sexually, but the women that have been exploited are sluts, so they are not acceptable. Ok for men to be dogs, but the women have to be perfect! Always the double standard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27947120


I rarely agree with women but you're right. The fact is as a whole our society is corrupt to the bone, there's not one bit of anything worthy anymore.

Some catastrophe must be inbound because there's a lot of filth to purge.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You agree with her, but remember that she is in favor of men being exploited and mistreated. So do not agree with any women. And the women that come on here to agree with men with valid complaints are insincere and practice the abuse themselves.
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I am merely agreeing with her point on the post I quoted. And I still stand by my point, most men AND women today are worthless trash which wouldn't be missed if they all vanished by tomorrow morning.
"Your gates will be open continually;
They will not be closed day or night,
So that men may bring to you the wealth of the nations, With their kings led in procession.
For the nation and the kingdom which will not serve you will perish,
And the nations will be utterly ruined."
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Hi.....I feel the same way. I had my divorce 6 years ago...and had...at my girl friends advice, I did join an online dating site, but that is not my thing....I chose not
to be judged by those who do not know anything about me.

It sucks.... I am a homebody...not a whore...
and the funny thing is ...I am very good looking... but I tend to choose my 2 kids over a night of crap sex.... and
so .....I am alone.... ugh!!!!

Anyone in LA want to go to a movie????
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Looks like the men posting here just want to exploit women sexually, but the women that have been exploited are sluts, so they are not acceptable. Ok for men to be dogs, but the women have to be perfect! Always the double standard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27947120


I rarely agree with women but you're right. The fact is as a whole our society is corrupt to the bone, there's not one bit of anything worthy anymore.

Some catastrophe must be inbound because there's a lot of filth to purge.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You agree with her, but remember that she is in favor of men being exploited and mistreated. So do not agree with any women. And the women that come on here to agree with men with valid complaints are insincere and practice the abuse themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


I am merely agreeing with her point on the post I quoted. And I still stand by my point, most men AND women today are worthless trash which wouldn't be missed if they all vanished by tomorrow morning.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You're absolutely correct. But more women are trash than men are. Women are not held accountable for their actions that harm others.
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What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Hey Dave...Just taking a big chance here...I live in Los Angeles, and look like my avatar.... How about a date??
I asked Trin years ago to start a GLP dating site...
but ...No reply....
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I rarely agree with women but you're right. The fact is as a whole our society is corrupt to the bone, there's not one bit of anything worthy anymore.

Some catastrophe must be inbound because there's a lot of filth to purge.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You agree with her, but remember that she is in favor of men being exploited and mistreated. So do not agree with any women. And the women that come on here to agree with men with valid complaints are insincere and practice the abuse themselves.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


I am merely agreeing with her point on the post I quoted. And I still stand by my point, most men AND women today are worthless trash which wouldn't be missed if they all vanished by tomorrow morning.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You're absolutely correct. But more women are trash than men are. Women are not held accountable for their actions that harm others.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


I'd say that's a factual statement indeed.
"Your gates will be open continually;
They will not be closed day or night,
So that men may bring to you the wealth of the nations, With their kings led in procession.
For the nation and the kingdom which will not serve you will perish,
And the nations will be utterly ruined."
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11/18/2012 12:10 AM

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OMG... forget it Dave...I offered to talk but NO reply
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11/18/2012 12:36 AM
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You thirties think it's hard, but it gets really tough for the over 60 crowd. I guess I'm resigned to living out my life alone. It sure would be nice to have someone keeping my back warm at night, though.
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11/18/2012 11:13 AM

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Looks like the men posting here just want to exploit women sexually, but the women that have been exploited are sluts, so they are not acceptable. Ok for men to be dogs, but the women have to be perfect! Always the double standard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27947120


Last thing I want is to exploit a woman. I'd just be happy with a date with a reasonable looking girl who is smart, real, intelligent, the complete opposite of the trendy/yuppie goober deluded hipsters out there.
Breaking Amish on TLC is completely fake and staged!

[link to www.breakingamishfake.com]
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11/18/2012 11:14 AM

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Most dating sites are nothing more than ego boosters for women.

Any woman that is literate and at least presentable in appearance receives 50 to 100 messages a day from interested men.

Hence, you end up with 5s and 6s who think themselves to be 8s and 9s and become as selective as pure eye candy.

 Quoting: Sir Phydeau


Great point.

Even the average ones seem to think they're "all that".

Things are so fucked up and out of balance in our culture.

People walk around like they're all auditioning for American Idol. It's like everyone thinks they're a fuckin superstar.

Last Edited by Super Bowl Dave on 11/18/2012 11:28 AM
Breaking Amish on TLC is completely fake and staged!

[link to www.breakingamishfake.com]
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11/18/2012 11:16 AM

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I am merely agreeing with her point on the post I quoted. And I still stand by my point, most men AND women today are worthless trash which wouldn't be missed if they all vanished by tomorrow morning.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You're damn right about that.

I think there is an imbalance.

I have a very, very smart friend who is female and she would always, always say, "I feel bad for guys. It's so much easier for me to find a smart, intellectual, dorky nice guy than it is for you to find that in a girl, or to find any qualities."

That's not to say she found GREAT, amazing guys, either, but it was easier.
Breaking Amish on TLC is completely fake and staged!

[link to www.breakingamishfake.com]
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Last Edited by Super Bowl Dave on 11/18/2012 11:21 AM
Breaking Amish on TLC is completely fake and staged!

[link to www.breakingamishfake.com]
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11/18/2012 11:30 AM
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OMG... forget it Dave...I offered to talk but NO reply
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You're a weirdo.
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I am merely agreeing with her point on the post I quoted. And I still stand by my point, most men AND women today are worthless trash which wouldn't be missed if they all vanished by tomorrow morning.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You're damn right about that.

I think there is an imbalance.

I have a very, very smart friend who is female and she would always, always say, "I feel bad for guys. It's so much easier for me to find a smart, intellectual, dorky nice guy than it is for you to find that in a girl, or to find any qualities."

That's not to say she found GREAT, amazing guys, either, but it was easier.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Yeah that's true, if a woman gets tired of fulfilling her fantasy of being mistreated by a good looking psychopath she can always fall back and find some nice guy who is not so exciting but will provide for her emotionally and financially while she abuses him in a varied array of ways.
"Your gates will be open continually;
They will not be closed day or night,
So that men may bring to you the wealth of the nations, With their kings led in procession.
For the nation and the kingdom which will not serve you will perish,
And the nations will be utterly ruined."
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11/18/2012 04:30 PM
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Hit the churches.

Those singles groups are about 10 women to 1 guy.
You could snag a good one if you would just show up.
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket nli 1439176


yes

And don't even bother with any woman who has ANY issues with either of her parents.

Just don't. Trust me.

Find a hot little thing in church who loves her parents. Oh, and who is some sort of professional.
Tell me what this tastes like...
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11/18/2012 04:32 PM
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Find a hot little thing in church who loves her parents. Oh, and who is some sort of professional.
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Then what? Continue the pretense of going to church with her when you don't believe in churchianity, just to keep her on board?
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11/18/2012 05:19 PM
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If you see the term 'soul mate' anywhere in her profile, cross her off your list. It's proof positive that she spends too much time in front of the Hallmark Movie Channel reading Harlequin Romances. She has lost her grip on reality.

I speak from experience.

Just before I met my current wife, (That is a really interesting and humorous story in itself.) I made a review of my Match dot com in box. I had an even dozen messages.

Six were from women who, for one reason or another, refused to post photos in their profiles, or even send me a photo until we 'became friends'. (I had seven photos posted in my profile.)

Three were from women who had their high school senior yearbook photos posted and no others. (I was 45 at the time and the women who responded to my profile were 40-50.)

One woman had a photo of Andie McDowell posted on her profile. When I asked about it, she said, "I know. All my friends tell me that I look just like her." When I told her that I'd prefer to see her photo, she told me she didn't know how to post one. I was about to ask her how she got the Andie McDowell photo on her profile, but decided to drop it.

One woman had a 'mug shot' posted. I swear. Orange jumpsuit and all.

The most frightening response was from this woman who claimed to be 45 but the posted photo was of a woman obviously in her mid-sixties. She told me that Jesus told her to inform me I should sell my home, move in with her and use the money from the sale to pay off her mobile home.
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If you see the term 'soul mate' anywhere in her profile, cross her off your list. It's proof positive that she spends too much time in front of the Hallmark Movie Channel reading Harlequin Romances. She has lost her grip on reality.

I speak from experience.

Just before I met my current wife, (That is a really interesting and humorous story in itself.) I made a review of my Match dot com in box. I had an even dozen messages.

Six were from women who, for one reason or another, refused to post photos in their profiles, or even send me a photo until we 'became friends'. (I had seven photos posted in my profile.)

Three were from women who had their high school senior yearbook photos posted and no others. (I was 45 at the time and the women who responded to my profile were 40-50.)

One woman had a photo of Andie McDowell posted on her profile. When I asked about it, she said, "I know. All my friends tell me that I look just like her." When I told her that I'd prefer to see her photo, she told me she didn't know how to post one. I was about to ask her how she got the Andie McDowell photo on her profile, but decided to drop it.

One woman had a 'mug shot' posted. I swear. Orange jumpsuit and all.

The most frightening response was from this woman who claimed to be 45 but the posted photo was of a woman obviously in her mid-sixties. She told me that Jesus told her to inform me I should sell my home, move in with her and use the money from the sale to pay off her mobile home.
 Quoting: Obiwanbeeohbee


cruiselarge
"Your gates will be open continually;
They will not be closed day or night,
So that men may bring to you the wealth of the nations, With their kings led in procession.
For the nation and the kingdom which will not serve you will perish,
And the nations will be utterly ruined."
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Hit the churches.

Those singles groups are about 10 women to 1 guy.
You could snag a good one if you would just show up.
 Quoting: Hellena Handbasket nli 1439176


Yeah but they wont have sex until married
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26329297


Thats so much better then a burn out STD loose fat chick with looser morals and questionable mental faculty's
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26781128


So much for unity conciousness!

;)
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two weeks ago, i went to the national book fair, with the sole intention of chatting up ladies. i figured it would make things easier: thousands of women, they'd have at least a minimal intelligence, and you could literally see their interests in their hands.

never used any dating site though...
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11/18/2012 05:43 PM
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You can join christian mingles who claim they have 7,000,000 members with 5,000 joining every day. So, you can go full religitard with like minded christian singles.

Your other choice is to click on over to Kerry Cassidys new dating service she is starting at project clam-alot
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Look for a lady into sports or outdoors, You wont find the mindless, materialistic, snotty, stuck up, twice divorced, entitlement women

Get out and go skiing, hiking, zip lining and scuba and youll find some great, intelligent women who have the whole package..

Or find a gal that likes flea markets, or thrift stores, thats the secret to find a humble lady who appreciates the search for a diamond in the rough.

Ive never known a flea market enthusiast or one that liked the thrift stores to ever be greedy or deceitful. Theyre always honest and patient. Patience is a required trait to shop at those places.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


Not true.

These things are available to anyone.

Sluts are everywhere, their thrill seekers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26781128


A family member of mine married a young woman who loved thrift shops. She was great at searching out and bringing home some great things. Anyway, within a few months of the marriage she searched out a boyfriend for herself.
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What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Hi Superbowl Dave,
May I offer my two cents of advice?
Get crystal clear about exactly what you want in a partner.
....because while doing so, you will refine the list and learn alot about yourself.
Try imagining how you will feel when you are with her in everyday situations......sitting at breakfast....driving cross country....taking a post hot sex shower together...etc
It is not important how old she is, or how much she weighs, owns, etc. What really matters is that you will feel wonderful and home....with her.
FEEL NOW that feeling and you will attract her.
NAMASTE Superbowl Dave.
 Quoting: Janine69


Your comments are very nice indeed. Especially when coming from a woman's perspective. However, a relationship is about giving and taking. Here is what a man wants and I am very sure you know that because when a woman wants a man really bad, they always know what to do to attract the men. Every woman knows that men want:

1. A fit woman. no fat chicks please. Very few man want that and if you don't agree with me why is that guys go to strip clubs all the time? They prefer to see a sexy fit woman. Most of the time the chick loses the weight so she fits in the wedding dress. Once the ring is on....it is time to hit the cake and the chocolates.

2. A sweet and feminine lady. No frumpy chicks please. Yes and this is weird. Because the fatter the chick gets, the frumpier she gets and the bitchy she gets too. I also think that guys are in blame too because they seem to forget that it is important to look good and to shower every day (come on guys! What's wrong with you?!!)

3. A couple that plays together, stays together. Pick an activity that is good for both and keep you in shape. Ladies need to stop staying at home playing with their dildos while their husbands participate in sport activities and etc. This is the reason why the guys drifts away. He will end up meeting a girl who like what he like to do and bingo. It is a recipe for divorce.

4. If you can't afford it, then don't buy it. Ladies love to spend money they don't have on crap. Work together to build a budget and save the money. Then buy cash only!
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11/18/2012 06:01 PM
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In the time and money that I'll spend to get laid by playing the usuall game, I have now started to hire high end escorts for the same expense, Wow..
What a transiition. Yeah baby.
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Now your using your head.
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11/18/2012 06:08 PM
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I hear that even the online dating services are having financial troubles now. A very popular site with Catholics called www.avemariasingles.com has been down for about a week.

Probably too many people now have a bad taste in their mouths from the past decade of online membership scams. People can't afford it anymore.

So that means we have to do it the old-fashioned way. The pick-up. Does anybody remember how?

5a
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same here in toronto

i go on POF with toronto bitches


THEY ALL WANT SOME 100,000$ YEARLY BRAD PITT LOOKING MOTHAFUCKA that is 6'2 and has TATTOES

and that is coming from bitches who are BARELY A 8/10
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You come off as a jerk.

I am from Toronto and don't want a 6'2 guy with a tattoo, or a Brad Pitt look a like.
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
same here in toronto

i go on POF with toronto bitches


THEY ALL WANT SOME 100,000$ YEARLY BRAD PITT LOOKING MOTHAFUCKA that is 6'2 and has TATTOES

and that is coming from bitches who are BARELY A 8/10
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23890563


You come off as a jerk.

I am from Toronto and don't want a 6'2 guy with a tattoo, or a Brad Pitt look a like.
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But that's the only two kinds of men in Toronto. Guess you're outta luck.
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What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Hey Dave...Just taking a big chance here...I live in Los Angeles, and look like my avatar.... How about a date??
I asked Trin years ago to start a GLP dating site...
but ...No reply....
 Quoting: saturn12


DON'T Do it DAVE! She's a cross eyed entitled fat broad with 7 kids and on welfare. She smokes too!

Here's a pic of her at the club.

5a
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OMG... forget it Dave...I offered to talk but NO reply
 Quoting: saturn12


Told ya she was a psycho! She felt entitled to the point of expecting you to reply immediately! And you should be greatful for the chance to do so! ugghhh, I hate American fat princesses.