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Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/18/2012 06:54 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
You'll only succeed on a dating site if you are a handsome muscle bound hunk, with your own successful business, large house and flash car.

I tried an experiment out on a dating site once -- I created a profile of a guy who fitted the above description, and 10/10 women were going fucking crazy to contact me -- lapdancers, models, etc, etc. All were cybering me and throwing their numbers at me (the cyber sexing was quite fun hehehe).

Then I created a profile of a fat bearded guy with glasses. I said I live at home with mum, jobless and love Star Trek. Fuck me, every single one -- even the uglies told "me" to get lost hahaha
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11/18/2012 07:04 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
Internet dating scene is no picnic for women looking for a man either.

I tried Lavalife and POF and eventually dropped out of the scene.
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
If you see the term 'soul mate' anywhere in her profile, cross her off your list. It's proof positive that she spends too much time in front of the Hallmark Movie Channel reading Harlequin Romances. She has lost her grip on reality.

I speak from experience.

Just before I met my current wife, (That is a really interesting and humorous story in itself.) I made a review of my Match dot com in box. I had an even dozen messages.

Six were from women who, for one reason or another, refused to post photos in their profiles, or even send me a photo until we 'became friends'. (I had seven photos posted in my profile.)

Three were from women who had their high school senior yearbook photos posted and no others. (I was 45 at the time and the women who responded to my profile were 40-50.)

One woman had a photo of Andie McDowell posted on her profile. When I asked about it, she said, "I know. All my friends tell me that I look just like her." When I told her that I'd prefer to see her photo, she told me she didn't know how to post one. I was about to ask her how she got the Andie McDowell photo on her profile, but decided to drop it.

One woman had a 'mug shot' posted. I swear. Orange jumpsuit and all.The most frightening response was from this woman who claimed to be 45 but the posted photo was of a woman obviously in her mid-sixties. She told me that Jesus told her to inform me I should sell my home, move in with her and use the money from the sale to pay off her mobile home.
 Quoting: Obiwanbeeohbee


OMG LOL!!

Never tried those dating sites. But then, I don't actively look for relationships. Been happy being alone. I always figure if I'm going to meet someone, that I'll just run into them someday. The most important thing to me is that he believes in all the alternative stuff that I do. And that's very hard to find. Maybe impossible. Can't stand close minded people. Being ridiculed for my beliefs would be an instant deal breaker.

Ah, what the heck. Much easier to be alone.
From my heart to yours.
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
You'll only succeed on a dating site if you are a handsome muscle bound hunk, with your own successful business, large house and flash car.

I tried an experiment out on a dating site once -- I created a profile of a guy who fitted the above description, and 10/10 women were going fucking crazy to contact me -- lapdancers, models, etc, etc. All were cybering me and throwing their numbers at me (the cyber sexing was quite fun hehehe).

Then I created a profile of a fat bearded guy with glasses. I said I live at home with mum, jobless and love Star Trek. Fuck me, every single one -- even the uglies told "me" to get lost hahaha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994379
in other words you're a total creep
Super Bowl Dave (OP)
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OMG... forget it Dave...I offered to talk but NO reply
 Quoting: saturn12


Told ya she was a psycho! She felt entitled to the point of expecting you to reply immediately! And you should be greatful for the chance to do so! ugghhh, I hate American fat princesses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4705083


I know, what did I do! I sent her a private message, but no response yet...

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11/18/2012 08:13 PM
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OMG... forget it Dave...I offered to talk but NO reply
 Quoting: saturn12


Told ya she was a psycho! She felt entitled to the point of expecting you to reply immediately! And you should be greatful for the chance to do so! ugghhh, I hate American fat princesses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4705083


I know, what did I do! I sent her a private message, but no response yet...

1dunno1
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


i think she was thinking you were online and would reply as you read the thread.
A big sign to women they dont have your interest/attention is if it takes ages for you to respond(like days or weeks etc not just hours lol)it sends a message youre not as keen as they are and also shows what you may be like in a relationship-no one wants to wait ages for someone to write or call back etc, they want to know your as keen to hear from them as they are to hear from you.
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11/18/2012 08:27 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
So glad I got married early to a good one. No way I could handle the dating scene, knowing what I know now about human nature.
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11/18/2012 08:41 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
If I recall, you're an asshole

No wonder you can't get an American woman in bed
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11/18/2012 08:46 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
same here in toronto

i go on POF with toronto bitches


THEY ALL WANT SOME 100,000$ YEARLY BRAD PITT LOOKING MOTHAFUCKA that is 6'2 and has TATTOES

and that is coming from bitches who are BARELY A 8/10
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23890563


No tattooes.

Please.

They are truly lower class.
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11/18/2012 09:11 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
Look for a lady into sports or outdoors, You wont find the mindless, materialistic, snotty, stuck up, twice divorced, entitlement women

Get out and go skiing, hiking, zip lining and scuba and youll find some great, intelligent women who have the whole package..

Or find a gal that likes flea markets, or thrift stores, thats the secret to find a humble lady who appreciates the search for a diamond in the rough.

Ive never known a flea market enthusiast or one that liked the thrift stores to ever be greedy or deceitful. Theyre always honest and patient. Patience is a required trait to shop at those places.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


Not true.

These things are available to anyone.

Sluts are everywhere, their thrill seekers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26781128


Sports takes patience and training, and so does the unsavory shopping experience of looking thru used stuff for the treasures, Good way to weed out the selfish and those too lazy to work at a relationship.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


Too lazy to work at a relationship - that's me in a nutshell.
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11/18/2012 10:04 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
OMG... forget it Dave...I offered to talk but NO reply
 Quoting: saturn12


Told ya she was a psycho! She felt entitled to the point of expecting you to reply immediately! And you should be greatful for the chance to do so! ugghhh, I hate American fat princesses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4705083


I know, what did I do! I sent her a private message, but no response yet...

1dunno1
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Hi Dave .... Just got on a while ago .... Did nt know u sent a pm ...
I'll check it out ... Thanks ...
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11/18/2012 10:22 PM

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Ya... It was me , above. Forgot to sign it ... I tried to reply but can't as I
Have not paid yet ... It's a long drive .. :) I have not dated anyone
On Glp ..... But it would be great if they started a sitebafflebaffle for us
Doomers
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11/19/2012 02:15 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
You'll only succeed on a dating site if you are a handsome muscle bound hunk, with your own successful business, large house and flash car.

I tried an experiment out on a dating site once -- I created a profile of a guy who fitted the above description, and 10/10 women were going fucking crazy to contact me -- lapdancers, models, etc, etc. All were cybering me and throwing their numbers at me (the cyber sexing was quite fun hehehe).

Then I created a profile of a fat bearded guy with glasses. I said I live at home with mum, jobless and love Star Trek. Fuck me, every single one -- even the uglies told "me" to get lost hahaha
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 994379


You should have tried one of an average guy with a modest net worth. I will go out on a limb and say he wouldn't do much better than the mama's boy profile. Women are ridiculous. Thanks for showing us that UK women are no better than the whores we have over here.
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Ya... It was me , above. Forgot to sign it ... I tried to reply but can't as I
Have not paid yet ... It's a long drive .. :) I have not dated anyone
On Glp ..... But it would be great if they started a sitebafflebaffle for us
Doomers
 Quoting: saturn12


Hmm, that sucks, I forgot you have to be a paying member to get them.

It would be great to have a GLP dating site, or part of the site where you could post personal ads.

anyway, here's my pof profile, this will have to do:

[link to www.pof.com]
The Long Island Medium is a fake!

bhiughiuh8988

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11/19/2012 02:47 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Due, it's EVERYWHERE in this cuntry (not a typo).

Granted, some areas are a little better than others, but overall, almost all of these idiots think of themselves as "princesses", when NOTHING could be further from the truth.
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11/19/2012 02:48 AM
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What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Due, it's EVERYWHERE in this cuntry (not a typo).

Granted, some areas are a little better than others, but overall, almost all of these idiots think of themselves as "princesses", when NOTHING could be further from the truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18074896


Dude (not "Due")


typo correction
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11/19/2012 02:52 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
Same in my part of the country (mid US medium size urban area).

In reading their profiles of the later middle age ones (my age bracket) "most" still appear to be women with a HUGE "Entitlement" mindset who's greatest goal STILL in life is to be a Pedestal Dwelling "Princess", who the man will not only worship but will bow down to and take orders from.

My conclusion is that for at least the older women on those dating sites the reason that most are there is because they were so unreasonable in their expectations that no normal man could measure up, ie: their divorce (or usually MULTIPLE divorces)

Not all women are like that, but most of those who are not are married and have had a long term marriage (ie: THEY are NOT on a dating site).

IMO only the "widows" are usually worth considering for dating (if looking for a long term relationship versus a roll in the hay), but then you are fighting against the memory of their deceased husband ... and as time goes on his faults are forgotten and only the good things remembered so it becomes hard to overcome the fact that over time he becomes a faultless person, whereas YOU are not.

Depressingly the latest studies show that 70% of ALL married women have had an affair on their husband :-(( ... and that is for those who are STILL married (divorced women probably had even a higher rate of infidelity). In other words virtually ALL married women of average or above average looks HAS broken her marriage vows and HAS had an affair.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25450407




And yet they have the audacity to act repulsed by "jealousy", and "controlling" men.

These women today are TRULY the most irrational and hypocritical creatures to ever exist.
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11/19/2012 02:55 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
same here in toronto

i go on POF with toronto bitches


THEY ALL WANT SOME 100,000$ YEARLY BRAD PITT LOOKING MOTHAFUCKA that is 6'2 and has TATTOES

and that is coming from bitches who are BARELY A 8/10
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23890563


Are you kidding?

Even the fat homely hogs think they are entitled to the cream of the crop.

It's a fact... 80% of the women are chasing after 15% of the men.

And as far as tattoos go, it use to be considered shameful. Now it's a fucking prerequisite.
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11/19/2012 02:56 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
The northeast is the worst. Particularly NYC. Pacific NW is another place that sucks being a hetero man.
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11/19/2012 02:57 AM
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American Females are the best money can buy..

5a
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11/19/2012 02:58 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
same here in toronto

i go on POF with toronto bitches


THEY ALL WANT SOME 100,000$ YEARLY BRAD PITT LOOKING MOTHAFUCKA that is 6'2 and has TATTOES

and that is coming from bitches who are BARELY A 8/10
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23890563


lol brad pitt lookin mutha fucka

I hear yea bro. Edmonton is full of drug burn out club hoppers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26781128


And ALL of them would be offended, if you were to tell them that they are part of the wicked hordes that are destined for the Lake of Fire.

Just WHO do think the wicked ARE??
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave




And you are a prize! No doubt!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27947120


He probably IS.

That's why he thinks people like you are pure trash.

And rightly so.
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11/19/2012 03:01 AM
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Looks like the men posting here just want to exploit women sexually, but the women that have been exploited are sluts, so they are not acceptable. Ok for men to be dogs, but the women have to be perfect! Always the double standard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27947120


Brain-wiped libttard alert!
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What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


The fact that you do it is sad.
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
Online dating is the only way these days. When you are forced to work like a slave, bumping into someone that is "normal" has been impossible in my opinion. I've had the worst luck with crazy girls. Their insecurities literally drive them insane.

I'm using okcupid now and its garbage. At the end of the day I feel like if I don't take my shirt off and report my yearly income, forget about meeting up online. But it is currently the best way to increase your chances of meeting someone decent. Unless you believe in fate then all this doesnt matter. Hopefully you'll bump into your soulmate eventually I suppose or at least someone mentally stable. But being a realist online dating is currently my best chance.. Pretty shitty! And forget about the whores, they'd put anything into their filthy mouths.
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11/19/2012 03:14 AM
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Look up Boston chicks
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What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Hey Dave...Just taking a big chance here...I live in Los Angeles, and look like my avatar.... How about a date??
I asked Trin years ago to start a GLP dating site...
but ...No reply....
 Quoting: saturn12


lmao
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OMG... forget it Dave...I offered to talk but NO reply
 Quoting: saturn12


Wow... The princess offered to talk!

Whoa... How incredibly gracious!
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11/19/2012 03:26 AM
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I am merely agreeing with her point on the post I quoted. And I still stand by my point, most men AND women today are worthless trash which wouldn't be missed if they all vanished by tomorrow morning.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


You're damn right about that.

I think there is an imbalance.

I have a very, very smart friend who is female and she would always, always say, "I feel bad for guys. It's so much easier for me to find a smart, intellectual, dorky nice guy than it is for you to find that in a girl, or to find any qualities."

That's not to say she found GREAT, amazing guys, either, but it was easier.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Yeah that's true, if a woman gets tired of fulfilling her fantasy of being mistreated by a good looking psychopath she can always fall back and find some nice guy who is not so exciting but will provide for her emotionally and financially while she abuses him in a varied array of ways.
 Quoting: Manu-Koelbren


That's what they fall back on, once their looks go.

But if the good, decent, well-intentioned guys are smart, they won't have ANYTHING to do with these whores.

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