Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...

Yeah, that weirdo princess probably has plans to collect on OP's life insurance.

You didn't respond QUICK enough.

She's a "princess" dude. She's used to RAPID obedience.

Far more likely a simple case of entitlement mentality.

You must live in Wichita. And you probably dont look great either.. Not to mention you probably have the personality of a door knob.

Im a Kansas woman. And I say fuck you chump!

There WILL come a day, when the majority of women is on psychotropic meds.

Already, more than 1 out of 4 are.

2 of the remaining 3 SHOULD be.

And the scariest thing of all is, that these creatures VOTE!

If I was available, I would go out with you in a minute! So quit worrying, you are very lovable!

Forget the date sites, Dave!

Last Edited by Who is Blue Fairy on 11/19/2012 04:12 AM

OK Dave, I will give you a list of things to do for the next week, see if you don't drum up a date or two.

1. Barnes & Noble, the smart girls are there, hang out and drink tea, thumb magazines, etc. Coffee shop in most of them.

2. Ditto for the library but harder to talk and no coffee shop.

3. Go to a flea market or antique shop, browse and shoot the breeze.

4. Go to the local gym and work out or even pretend to, tons of women there.

5. Movies, and film festivals, especially indie stuff at colleges.

6. Art shows, book discussion groups, theatre groups. Join them!

7. Volunteer at food bank, cemetary cleanup, to work on local marathons passing out water etc., as a museum docent a couple hours a week.

8. Church maybe.

9. Concerts, plays, orchestra performances, the ballet is the best!

10. Get a really cool antique car and go to car shows.


PS Let me know progress, you are too nice to be alone!

Last Edited by Who is Blue Fairy on 11/19/2012 04:10 AM

I pity the fool looking for a date in the average American woman.

Seriously.

Hahaha.

Good luck on your date sites.

;)

Sad thing is, I have crafted for myself the worst dating site profile and pics ever. I talk about having had more than a dozen kids with different women. I talk about having been diagnosed with multiple STDs. I talk about the fact that getting fatter means it's harder to pull the pussy these days. I tell them I once fucked a guy in the ass.

Yet, I am still contacted by women on dating sites - and not sub-standard ones either. I would never even consider having any sort of committed relationship with anyone who found that particular profile attractive, but I've banged a few of them. POF rocks. Oasis active is acceptable and OKCupid definitely has my attention.

Never, ever judge a book by its cover on a dating site. Women lie their asses off so that librarian chick is probably a handful in the sack. New Agers are the best - crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

Don't look for a potential relationship partner on a dating site. Use those sites for the acquisition of warm, wet vaginas and willing mouths. That's about all the sites are good for. OKCupid may be an exception to this rule, - I haven't decided yet.

Shame on you, you remind me of a horny dog.

online dating is for losers who NEEEEEEED someone. well, that goes for anyone who cant be alone and NEEEED a relationship

the adverts crack me up. yeah, for some inexplicable reason, the peak of human excellence somehow just 'cant find the right person', or 'think now is the time to find that special one'



in reality, its 50% needy and gullible, 50% chancers looking for something other than love

^ chancer

You give a whole new meaning to the words "full of shit".

But I will say this... You are a good example of an Aussie.

Relationship of two bipolar people never ends well. It's the best for a year because there is that connection but when another episode occurs things can turn from love to hate in 5 min for a trivial reason.

I know from experience

I'd lay off the porn a bit that helps the attitude.

Sure. Every woman I ever heard saying that was average looking at best.

That's what happens from years of watching Rikki Lake and Tyra.


All these women have convinced themselves that they are beautiful. Even the ones who outweigh the guys, 3 to 1.

Unless you're a total dog, American guys do pretty well with the women over here. Same is true for Aussie who visit your fair shores. Women like something different. Something NOT suffering from depression and something NOT run of the mill like every other loser that's tried to grope her or slobber on her since she hit puberty.

Clean yourself up, get into shape and come over to Aus. The women will be all over you. That goes for all of you American guys who are pissed at Aussie pussy-pulling power - consider it an open invitation. We fuck your women whenever we're there, so fair's fair, right? :)

Reading some of these posts makes me understand why you lot are single, and alone.

And that's so stupid 'cos if their ain't chemistry you won't have much sex when you're married either...

There are only few persons with whom you have ab fab sex.

Go to the dalrock blog and you will be disabused of that notion.

With all the guys up there for the oil/gas business, I bet the ratio is horrible in Edmonton. And it's a long way to any other city too!

Agree

I hope a big catastrophe soon to this whole Earth, because the filth needs to be cleansed

You read the profiles of the single females in a lot of areas and it's always the same thing. They demand Brad Pitt/movie star looks, a height of 6'2", a net worth around a million, and a sense of humor/good personality. But they have nothing of value to bring to the relationships themselves, except maybe something a prostitute can do.

thanks.

marry a southern woman who has a family with a good work ethic, she will do house work and never leave because southerners are taught morals and family values.

yankee men, your screwed.

oops just read that again, i take back my thanks and ask you to read it.
im sure there are those with princess sydrome, i dont think she has it though.
read what i wrote.
wanting someone to show the same amount of interest as you show them isnt entitlement at all.

yeah but first you must learn a hymm or two..

I can see that. I forgot what that's called. I think it's called benefitting from being the exotic bird.