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Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...

 
Janine69

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11/20/2012 11:49 AM

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What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Hi Superbowl Dave,
May I offer my two cents of advice?
Get crystal clear about exactly what you want in a partner.
....because while doing so, you will refine the list and learn alot about yourself.
Try imagining how you will feel when you are with her in everyday situations......sitting at breakfast....driving cross country....taking a post hot sex shower together...etc
It is not important how old she is, or how much she weighs, owns, etc. What really matters is that you will feel wonderful and home....with her.
FEEL NOW that feeling and you will attract her.
NAMASTE Superbowl Dave.
 Quoting: Janine69


Your comments are very nice indeed. Especially when coming from a woman's perspective. However, a relationship is about giving and taking. Here is what a man wants and I am very sure you know that because when a woman wants a man really bad, they always know what to do to attract the men. Every woman knows that men want:

1. A fit woman. no fat chicks please. Very few man want that and if you don't agree with me why is that guys go to strip clubs all the time? They prefer to see a sexy fit woman. Most of the time the chick loses the weight so she fits in the wedding dress. Once the ring is on....it is time to hit the cake and the chocolates.

2. A sweet and feminine lady. No frumpy chicks please. Yes and this is weird. Because the fatter the chick gets, the frumpier she gets and the bitchy she gets too. I also think that guys are in blame too because they seem to forget that it is important to look good and to shower every day (come on guys! What's wrong with you?!!)

3. A couple that plays together, stays together. Pick an activity that is good for both and keep you in shape. Ladies need to stop staying at home playing with their dildos while their husbands participate in sport activities and etc. This is the reason why the guys drifts away. He will end up meeting a girl who like what he like to do and bingo. It is a recipe for divorce.

4. If you can't afford it, then don't buy it. Ladies love to spend money they don't have on crap. Work together to build a budget and save the money. Then buy cash only!
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A few years back, I paid a personal trainer to help me gain some muscle weight. I was too thin. After a year of 5x a week 2.5 hour workouts I was solid muscle from head to toe. One day, when I got home from the gym my son asked me to flex for his friends. When I did they said "Holy shit! You are bigger than my dad!" Well, I didn't want to be bigger than anyones dad. I used to get mauled by lesbians at the grocery store drooling over my shoulders and bicepts. I know that anyone of any age can get a rock hard body if they work at it.
Janine
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A few years back, I paid a personal trainer to help me gain some muscle weight. I was too thin. After a year of 5x a week 2.5 hour workouts I was solid muscle from head to toe. One day, when I got home from the gym my son asked me to flex for his friends. When I did they said "Holy shit! You are bigger than my dad!" Well, I didn't want to be bigger than anyones dad. I used to get mauled by lesbians at the grocery store drooling over my shoulders and bicepts. I know that anyone of any age can get a rock hard body if they work at it.
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Why do you use your own photo for your avitar? I would never use my own face on a site like this. Afraid someone at work would see me and my posts.
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11/20/2012 01:17 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
The northeast is the worst. Particularly NYC. Pacific NW is another place that sucks being a hetero man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


This can't be right! 2 reasons:

(1) The male/female ratio is quite favorable here (less than 1)

(2) and a lot of the guys are gay but few of the girls, making the ratio even more favorable.

It's been many years since I was single, but the quality is available here, just find an angle and as a guy, you'll be having fun!
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11/20/2012 01:38 PM
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The most annoying female profiles are the ones that contain new-age platitudes:

"Dance like no one is watching"

"Live like it's your last day on earth"

"Look at the stars, stop and smell the roses, laugh a lot..."

etc. etc. blah blah blah

I mean, really, what am I as a man supposed to glean from such drivel? I haven't met you yet and already you're ordering me around! These trite statements tell me nothing about you except that I don't want anything to do with you.
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11/20/2012 01:50 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
OMG... forget it Dave...I offered to talk but NO reply
 Quoting: saturn12


You're a weirdo.
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Lol. If I were OP, I would stay away from that chick (or man)...
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11/20/2012 02:05 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
A few years back, I paid a personal trainer to help me gain some muscle weight. I was too thin. After a year of 5x a week 2.5 hour workouts I was solid muscle from head to toe. One day, when I got home from the gym my son asked me to flex for his friends. When I did they said "Holy shit! You are bigger than my dad!" Well, I didn't want to be bigger than anyones dad. I used to get mauled by lesbians at the grocery store drooling over my shoulders and bicepts. I know that anyone of any age can get a rock hard body if they work at it.
 Quoting: Janine69


Why do you use your own photo for your avitar? I would never use my own face on a site like this. Afraid someone at work would see me and my posts.
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You should try to not be afraid of exposure.
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11/20/2012 05:28 PM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
A few years back, I paid a personal trainer to help me gain some muscle weight. I was too thin. After a year of 5x a week 2.5 hour workouts I was solid muscle from head to toe. One day, when I got home from the gym my son asked me to flex for his friends. When I did they said "Holy shit! You are bigger than my dad!" Well, I didn't want to be bigger than anyones dad. I used to get mauled by lesbians at the grocery store drooling over my shoulders and bicepts. I know that anyone of any age can get a rock hard body if they work at it.
 Quoting: Janine69


Why do you use your own photo for your avitar? I would never use my own face on a site like this. Afraid someone at work would see me and my posts.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11963746


You should try to not be afraid of exposure.
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I am afraid for a good reason. The dominant paradigm is oppressive. I work in a very conservative (not politically, if you know what I mean) industry. I am a cubicle pet and have an easy life.... I have tried the "being me and being poor" route. It sucked.
Super Bowl Dave (OP)
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11/21/2012 12:18 AM

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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
The northeast is the worst. Particularly NYC. Pacific NW is another place that sucks being a hetero man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


This can't be right! 2 reasons:

(1) The male/female ratio is quite favorable here (less than 1)

(2) and a lot of the guys are gay but few of the girls, making the ratio even more favorable.

It's been many years since I was single, but the quality is available here, just find an angle and as a guy, you'll be having fun!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28008747


I've thought that about the Eastcoast too. I'm not so sure about Seattle, though, haven't heard anything great about it up there, but it does seem like the east coast area has a lot of smart, beautiful women + favorable ratio.
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11/21/2012 12:43 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
The northeast is the worst. Particularly NYC. Pacific NW is another place that sucks being a hetero man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


This can't be right! 2 reasons:

(1) The male/female ratio is quite favorable here (less than 1)

(2) and a lot of the guys are gay but few of the girls, making the ratio even more favorable.

It's been many years since I was single, but the quality is available here, just find an angle and as a guy, you'll be having fun!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28008747


Nothing but club sluts, yuppie bitches, feminist cunts, third world immigrants and dykes. If you're looking for a down to earth woman to settle down with then you're out of luck.
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11/21/2012 12:45 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
OMG... forget it Dave...I offered to talk but NO reply
 Quoting: saturn12


You're a weirdo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


Lol. If I were OP, I would stay away from that chick (or man)...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28138899


ohyeah
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11/21/2012 01:10 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
The northeast is the worst. Particularly NYC. Pacific NW is another place that sucks being a hetero man.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21211135


This can't be right! 2 reasons:

(1) The male/female ratio is quite favorable here (less than 1)

(2) and a lot of the guys are gay but few of the girls, making the ratio even more favorable.

It's been many years since I was single, but the quality is available here, just find an angle and as a guy, you'll be having fun!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28008747


I've thought that about the Eastcoast too. I'm not so sure about Seattle, though, haven't heard anything great about it up there, but it does seem like the east coast area has a lot of smart, beautiful women + favorable ratio.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


It wouldn't hurt to take a look at the online ads from the NYC east coast area. I think you'll find more of the same requirements, only income and net worth will be one of the top requirements.

It's a good place to visit if you are into games and having sex.
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11/21/2012 01:19 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
Look for a lady into sports or outdoors, You wont find the mindless, materialistic, snotty, stuck up, twice divorced, entitlement women

Get out and go skiing, hiking, zip lining and scuba and youll find some great, intelligent women who have the whole package..

Or find a gal that likes flea markets, or thrift stores, thats the secret to find a humble lady who appreciates the search for a diamond in the rough.

Ive never known a flea market enthusiast or one that liked the thrift stores to ever be greedy or deceitful. Theyre always honest and patient. Patience is a required trait to shop at those places.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINIST


Not true.

These things are available to anyone.

Sluts are everywhere, their thrill seekers.
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say that to value village! tounge
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11/21/2012 01:36 AM
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Re: Looking at online dating profiles is depressing...
What a bunch of complete fuckin idiots. The selection of American women is just scary. Maybe it's better in other parts of the country. I'm in Vegas, and the women are just total trash here. The worst of the Sheeple.
 Quoting: Super Bowl Dave


Maybe your looking in the wrong places, yes Vegas sure has it share but not all girls that way, I know I am from Vegas to..

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