If you see the term 'soul mate' anywhere in her profile, cross her off your list. It's proof positive that she spends too much time in front of the Hallmark Movie Channel reading Harlequin Romances. She has lost her grip on reality.

I speak from experience.

Just before I met my current wife, (That is a really interesting and humorous story in itself.) I made a review of my Match dot com in box. I had an even dozen messages.

Six were from women who, for one reason or another, refused to post photos in their profiles, or even send me a photo until we 'became friends'. (I had seven photos posted in my profile.)

Three were from women who had their high school senior yearbook photos posted and no others. (I was 45 at the time and the women who responded to my profile were 40-50.)

One woman had a photo of Andie McDowell posted on her profile. When I asked about it, she said, "I know. All my friends tell me that I look just like her." When I told her that I'd prefer to see her photo, she told me she didn't know how to post one. I was about to ask her how she got the Andie McDowell photo on her profile, but decided to drop it.

One woman had a 'mug shot' posted. I swear. Orange jumpsuit and all.

The most frightening response was from this woman who claimed to be 45 but the posted photo was of a woman obviously in her mid-sixties. She told me that Jesus told her to inform me I should sell my home, move in with her and use the money from the sale to pay off her mobile home.