Sad thing is, I have crafted for myself the worst dating site profile and pics ever. I talk about having had more than a dozen kids with different women. I talk about having been diagnosed with multiple STDs. I talk about the fact that getting fatter means it's harder to pull the pussy these days. I tell them I once fucked a guy in the ass.

Yet, I am still contacted by women on dating sites - and not sub-standard ones either. I would never even consider having any sort of committed relationship with anyone who found that particular profile attractive, but I've banged a few of them. POF rocks. Oasis active is acceptable and OKCupid definitely has my attention.

Never, ever judge a book by its cover on a dating site. Women lie their asses off so that librarian chick is probably a handful in the sack. New Agers are the best - crazy in the head = crazy in the bed.

Don't look for a potential relationship partner on a dating site. Use those sites for the acquisition of warm, wet vaginas and willing mouths. That's about all the sites are good for. OKCupid may be an exception to this rule, - I haven't decided yet.