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My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today

 
Ronnie
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11/17/2012 11:05 PM
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My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
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11/17/2012 11:09 PM
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11/17/2012 11:10 PM

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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
You should have just wrapped some toilet paper around your dick and offered it to her.
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:11 PM
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You should have just wrapped some toilet paper around your dick and offered it to her.
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you're all class babe yak
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:12 PM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
Get over yourself! Its only fucking cotton....pussy!
RoseTyler

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11/17/2012 11:16 PM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
How come it's so degrading?
It's completely natural and you guys aren't even the ones who need to wear them. Everyone who should see you knows you're not buying it for yourself. What the hell would you do with them anyway?

And the cashier probably only laughed at you for looking ashamed to buy such an everyday item.
Just because we are alive does not mean we know how to live.
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11/17/2012 11:18 PM

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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
big deal.

I do it all the time for my wife.

If the cashier looks like at me like a dick face.

I tell them I just started my first period, the operation was more than a success!
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:19 PM
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Fuck that !!!
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:25 PM
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Man up OP. do you really care what some drugstore cashier thinks of you?

I buy that shit for my wife all the time. It's called caring more for your wife than what some random people think.

And next time get her some chocolate to go with the rest of it.
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:26 PM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180


Dude grow some balls! It is part of life and the reason we can make babies. There is nothing about the care or use of a vagina that should embarrass you. You should be able to just as easily talk about your woman's eyes, smile, walk or vagina without feeling degraded. A woman is a beautiful thing.
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11/17/2012 11:26 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:27 PM
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Time for some payback OP.
Make her go get your shaving cream, razors, and athlete's foot cream tomorrow Goofy Thum
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:28 PM
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Women's things make good first aid bandages
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:29 PM
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hahahahaha
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:29 PM
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I can't believe you did it. You at least got a slow blow out of it, right?
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:30 PM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
I would go too hell and back for my loved ones.

Who the fuck is a cashier to you anyways?
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:32 PM
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Men are so scared about gender that they forgot they are the providers

so fucking provide.

Lazy insecure fucks.
beachmama

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11/17/2012 11:35 PM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180


Dude grow some balls! It is part of life and the reason we can make babies. There is nothing about the care or use of a vagina that should embarrass you. You should be able to just as easily talk about your woman's eyes, smile, walk or vagina without feeling degraded. A woman is a beautiful thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14577918



Love this guy!! We ladies should all be so lucky! My husband is a bit sheepish about buying feminine products. He claims I should always be prepared for a once a month event. This is true, although, sometimes one is just caught off guard:-)
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:42 PM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
Its time to bombard your wife with Prepping information.

How to stockpile for an emergency.


Give her prepper information till she turns green.
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:46 PM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180


Get her to switch to natural cloth pads,or a cup, tampons are evil

[link to www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]

"Despite the occurrence of vaginal ulcers, mucosal alterations, and toxic shock syndrome, large numbers of women continue to find vaginal tampons an acceptable and convenient method of menstrual protection. Government agencies and consumer groups are aware of the potential problems associated with tampon use and are actively concerned with surveillance and public education. Tampon manufactures have joined in this effort and continue to seek methods of improving their product and decreasing the risks associated with the use and abuse of vaginal tampons"

If you are going to use it, take some responsibility for keeping it up. Help your wife overcome corporate brainwashing about her vaginal health. She does not need to be sticking chemical soaked paper byproducts up there.

Look up "Dioxin"

"Recently there has been much controversy regarding the presence of Dioxin, Rayon, and other harmful agents in feminine hygiene products, mainly tampons and sanitary napkins. Dioxin, which has been called one of the most toxic substances ever created by humans, is a by-product of the chlorine bleaching process used in the production of tampons and pads. Dioxin is potentially carcinogenic (cancer-causing), and is known to impair the immune and reproductive systems.

Swedish studies have shown a link between tampons containing dioxin, and other chlorine by-products, and an increased risk of cancers of the female reproductive tract (especially the uterus, ovaries and bladder)."
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:47 PM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
Wow! You are a puss. Talk about embarrassment. I can still remember30+ yrs ago my mom n dad arguing over what was appropriate for dad to get at the store for my first since he did all the shopping. Point is if real men did it than so can you now. Just send her for ky jelly and hemorrhoid cream next time...lol.
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11/17/2012 11:48 PM

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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180


Dude, I had my little brother buying my pons when he was 13 and only allowed to ride to the grocery store in town with 3 of his friends.

When your wife has you pick up some K-Y and the cashier needs a price check on aisle 2 when you're standing there in all your glory, then come tell GLP how degraded you feel s226
SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are!

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11/17/2012 11:51 PM

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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
Men are so scared about gender that they forgot they are the providers

so fucking provide.

Lazy insecure fucks.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26781128


I'm a dude and honestly I agree...

If you are too fucking faggly to buy your wife tampons then fuck off...

It honestly makes me proud when I'm standing there with my box of Playtex Gentle Glides S and R's

Cos at least I got someone at home who needs em :)

lol
ANHEDONIC

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11/17/2012 11:53 PM

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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
How come it's so degrading?
It's completely natural and you guys aren't even the ones who need to wear them. Everyone who should see you knows you're not buying it for yourself. What the hell would you do with them anyway?

And the cashier probably only laughed at you for looking ashamed to buy such an everyday item.
 Quoting: RoseTyler


When I was 12 my friend and I came across a discarded one along the side of the road and thought it was a fire cracker.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
Anonymous Coward
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11/17/2012 11:53 PM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
Man up OP. do you really care what some drugstore cashier thinks of you?

I buy that shit for my wife all the time. It's called caring more for your wife than what some random people think.

And next time get her some chocolate to go with the rest of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13920496


Right on!!!!!!!!!!
My wife picks up my shit and lets me buy all the guns i want,the least i can do is pick her up some plugs.
scorpio66

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11/17/2012 11:57 PM
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i had an ex bf call me at work from home one day saying i had to leave right away and buy some preparation h and bring it to him STAT. not at lunch, not after work, now. all urgent-like.

that awkward moment when you realize you have to do it.

most embarrassing store purchase of my life. ever. seriously.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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11/18/2012 12:24 AM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
And you're in the queue with only those things in the basket. I was like wishing I was somewhere else. Just male conditioning.
Anonymous Coward
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11/18/2012 12:48 AM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
Just ONE more reason not to get married!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
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11/18/2012 01:05 AM
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180


quit ur crying u wimp! Ive been married 14 yrs and have purchased many fem. hygene products. The only thing I hate buying is her cigs!
Anonymous Coward
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11/18/2012 01:14 AM
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Just have her go to the store tommorow and buy you your penis cream. Then you're even.
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11/18/2012 01:15 AM
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just do it gaffot...

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