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Just have her go to the store tommorow and buy you your penis cream. Then you're even.
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penis cream, wuts that?. please dont respond
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I've always been amused at how most (not all) men react to buying lady 'personals' thumbs


haha . goofball
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Damn! What pussies some men are!

Dude - I raised a daughter and cared for her myself from the day she was born until she was going away to school at about 16! In addition to changing diapers, taking care of her, feeding her, holding her and not sleeping for the first year of her life - when she got older, it really got rough for a couple of years. She changed from my sweet little baby girl into a young woman before my eyes. It was amazing to see and yet I wonder how I got thru it sometimes.

A year or so before she started her period - I offered to have her talk with one of my female friends who would have gladly explained it all to her. But NO! She was insistent that it was DADDY who explained what was going to happen, how, and why! She's always been logical and she reminded me that since I was/am a physician, I probably knew more about this than most of my female friends did. Of course she was right on that count.

So it was Dad who explained what, why, how, and reassured her it was nothing to be afraid of. And I bought pads, tampons, mini-pads and all the stuff that can go with it and explained to her how to use them. I encouraged her to try them on before she "needed them" so she'd know how they attached, or where the adhesive strips were, or what a tampon looked like. She used minipads for the first few months and then switched to a tampon later. But she knew about her own body and how it functioned, what to look out for that could be a sign of a problem, and of course all about safe sex and prevention of STD's and pregnancies, too.

She's 26 now and occasionally she'll tease me about the depth I went into to make sure she wouldn't be frightened when she began her periods. But she's the first to tell her friends that she was prepared, and understood the whole process, and also WHY it happened. She's told many of her girl friends about how the lining of the uterus prepares for a possible egg implantation and then when that doesn't happen, the cells and material which were made in preparation of a fertilized egg being present isn't needed, it is flushed out of a woman's body in this way. A little inconvenient perhaps, but a small price to pay for someday being able to have something as wonderful and miraculous as a baby!

She was a little past 12 the day she started her period, and I remember that she called to me from the guest bathroom and asked me to hand her a box of the "mini-pads" that were in the hall closet. (In spite of my planning I didn't have sense enough to put some in all the bathrooms - only in her bath, which was being remodeled when she started - of course!) She walked out of the bathroom in a few minutes and informed me that her body could make a baby now - but not to worry. She wouldn't think of doing such a thing until she was married and decided to have children with her husband. And to this day, she's never gotten pregnant, had an abortion or any other insanity that some daughters go thru.

And you idiots are complaining about buying a box of tampons and being "embarrassed"' by a clerk at the register looking oddly at you? That's just pure insanity. Man UP! As a man you do what you must do to take care of your family. And yes, that may include a trip to the drugstore for tampons of pads on occasion. If you can't handle that, you ought to be back in 5th grade and giggling at the pages of Playboy or something, again.
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I bought vagisil for my sister once. Didn't even want to ask what it was for.
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I bought vagisil for my sister once. Didn't even want to ask what it was for.
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lol

Its the female version of tooth paste
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And you're in the queue with only those things in the basket. I was like wishing I was somewhere else. Just male conditioning.
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Male conditioning...wtf? Which one? Her request or your reluctance to fill it?
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It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180


Dude grow some balls! It is part of life and the reason we can make babies. There is nothing about the care or use of a vagina that should embarrass you. You should be able to just as easily talk about your woman's eyes, smile, walk or vagina without feeling degraded. A woman is a beautiful thing.
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My husband is like you he never the least bit embarrassed about buying them, even if that was the only thing in the shopping cart and if anyone heckled him, he would put them down very quick.

It's natural.
And.... for the embarrassed guys out there, if you get heckled, man up and tell the people at least you have solid healthy relationship going on.

If you can't buy lady products when your woman needs them in an emergency you should not even be having sex or dating and you need to get back to your mom's basement.
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OP....in my book, you are a good guy. I hope your woman appreciates you.
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Damn! What pussies some men are!

Dude - I raised a daughter and cared for her myself from the day she was born until she was going away to school at about 16! In addition to changing diapers, taking care of her, feeding her, holding her and not sleeping for the first year of her life - when she got older, it really got rough for a couple of years. She changed from my sweet little baby girl into a young woman before my eyes. It was amazing to see and yet I wonder how I got thru it sometimes.

A year or so before she started her period - I offered to have her talk with one of my female friends who would have gladly explained it all to her. But NO! She was insistent that it was DADDY who explained what was going to happen, how, and why! She's always been logical and she reminded me that since I was/am a physician, I probably knew more about this than most of my female friends did. Of course she was right on that count.

So it was Dad who explained what, why, how, and reassured her it was nothing to be afraid of. And I bought pads, tampons, mini-pads and all the stuff that can go with it and explained to her how to use them. I encouraged her to try them on before she "needed them" so she'd know how they attached, or where the adhesive strips were, or what a tampon looked like. She used minipads for the first few months and then switched to a tampon later. But she knew about her own body and how it functioned, what to look out for that could be a sign of a problem, and of course all about safe sex and prevention of STD's and pregnancies, too.

She's 26 now and occasionally she'll tease me about the depth I went into to make sure she wouldn't be frightened when she began her periods. But she's the first to tell her friends that she was prepared, and understood the whole process, and also WHY it happened. She's told many of her girl friends about how the lining of the uterus prepares for a possible egg implantation and then when that doesn't happen, the cells and material which were made in preparation of a fertilized egg being present isn't needed, it is flushed out of a woman's body in this way. A little inconvenient perhaps, but a small price to pay for someday being able to have something as wonderful and miraculous as a baby!

She was a little past 12 the day she started her period, and I remember that she called to me from the guest bathroom and asked me to hand her a box of the "mini-pads" that were in the hall closet. (In spite of my planning I didn't have sense enough to put some in all the bathrooms - only in her bath, which was being remodeled when she started - of course!) She walked out of the bathroom in a few minutes and informed me that her body could make a baby now - but not to worry. She wouldn't think of doing such a thing until she was married and decided to have children with her husband. And to this day, she's never gotten pregnant, had an abortion or any other insanity that some daughters go thru.

And you idiots are complaining about buying a box of tampons and being "embarrassed"' by a clerk at the register looking oddly at you? That's just pure insanity. Man UP! As a man you do what you must do to take care of your family. And yes, that may include a trip to the drugstore for tampons of pads on occasion. If you can't handle that, you ought to be back in 5th grade and giggling at the pages of Playboy or something, again.
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What a great Dad you are!


I was the youngest of 3 daughters and learned everything from only my friends at school.
This was back in the day when you had to know the loop and pull trick of tying those old huge pads to the garter type straps, LOL

Since I had two older sisters our bathroom was always well stocked.
My mum had never had "the talk" with me.
After school one day it started, I found everything in the bathroom I needed, fixed myself up and walked out and passed Mum in the kitchen, informed her and continued onto my room like nothing at all had happened.
Mom freaked a bit, asked me if I needed anything or wanted to talk, I said, No....I got this and went to my room.
We never discussed it.
I was quite a dependent young lady. :)

Your daughter is a very lucky woman.
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It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180


Dude grow some balls! It is part of life and the reason we can make babies. There is nothing about the care or use of a vagina that should embarrass you. You should be able to just as easily talk about your woman's eyes, smile, walk or vagina without feeling degraded. A woman is a beautiful thing.
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Love this guy!! We ladies should all be so lucky! My husband is a bit sheepish about buying feminine products. He claims I should always be prepared for a once a month event. This is true, although, sometimes one is just caught off guard:-)
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You might want to inform your husband that even after post menopause, some women can not have a visit from aunt flow for 2 years and then WHAM! Out of no where.

I know it happened to me, 2 long years and nothing!
I had long since tossed out all my girl products and invested tons of money into pretty panties.
I freaked, ran to the Gyno Doc, he said it just happens some times depending on your FSH blood levels that sometimes build us even in post menopause. Mine just took 2 years to build up enough to trigger it.

It can be a sign of cancer too but it wasn't with me, but you had better believe I was supremely pissed off all that week, LOL
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It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
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fuck that and the rest of the dweebs buyin em too. they tell us to think with our big heads and so should they. they know the shit's comin every month yet conveniently don't have what they need every month. when we had to use condoms I ALWAYS BOUGHT THEM...when i need razors and shaving cream I BUY THEM...when the car needs oil I BUY IT. they know it's comin every fuckin month. if i knew that every month my asshole was gonna erupt some retched liquid i would sure as fuck have some kind of pad or rag/s in the car, in every bathroom of the house, in a purse or backpack. AND with a whole fuckin week or longer of PMS as a warning i'd keep a couple in my pockets at all times. WE are responsible for what goes in and comes out of our bodies and are responsible to take care of it as long as we are physically/mentally able to do so. any girlies disagree with personal responsibility and you can go fuck yourself and i hope the next time you're to lazy or stupid to buy your own cunt plugs, i hope it spews allover your mother in law's new recliner or a friend's car seat.

lazy fucks...slaphim
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It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
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fuck that and the rest of the dweebs buyin em too. they tell us to think with our big heads and so should they. they know the shit's comin every month yet conveniently don't have what they need every month. when we had to use condoms I ALWAYS BOUGHT THEM...when i need razors and shaving cream I BUY THEM...when the car needs oil I BUY IT. they know it's comin every fuckin month. if i knew that every month my asshole was gonna erupt some retched liquid i would sure as fuck have some kind of pad or rag/s in the car, in every bathroom of the house, in a purse or backpack. AND with a whole fuckin week or longer of PMS as a warning i'd keep a couple in my pockets at all times. WE are responsible for what goes in and comes out of our bodies and are responsible to take care of it as long as we are physically/mentally able to do so. any girlies disagree with personal responsibility and you can go fuck yourself and i hope the next time you're to lazy or stupid to buy your own cunt plugs, i hope it spews allover your mother in law's new recliner or a friend's car seat.

lazy fucks...slaphim
 Quoting: eatinmraw 13951732


I'm sensing a little hostility here.

When I was married I always ran to get the husband whatever he wanted, didn't matter what it was.

It's what you do for your spouse. Who gives a fuck if it's tampons or ass creme..or stuff for itchy balls.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: My wife told me to go and buy her monthly things today
Online shopping is the way to go. You can even get your menstrual needs shipped for free.

I might could relate to why men would be self conscience over having to buy feminine sanitary supplies.

When it is so much more embarrassing to try and pick out bras and panties while a strange man loafs beside me. The ladies undergarment section is a place in the store, I get that self conscience feeling at.

I would be shopping and my husband would be shopping with me like normal, yet he would be there in the ladies undies also.

I never felt self conscience with him there in public with me in the ladies underwear.

Yet when I would be in the ladies undies while he would be snooping in electronics....the other husbands bothered me being in the underwear section.

I would feel naked. So I would leave and go back and get my husband to finish electronics up and go with me to the undies.

It never dawned on me the other women felt like me when I had my husband there with me.

A conscience should not be left to have its way in my head.
I realized this was not right. I had no problem with putting my husband there with other solo lady pantie shoppers.

That was one of those epiphanies of hey,
my conscience is wrong it is not fair so how can it be right.

I had to take some down time and figure out why my conscience was leading, and guiding my mind wrong.

That was when the light bulb came on.......and spot lighted the error.

It came out of the mold with a flawed consciousness that was not noticed by my own judgment.
I saw the flawed conscience was nothing more than a "Self Conscience".
And a "self conciseness" was the blind guide that leads me to act and think and feel that way.

I then thought on where to go and get or buy another conscience that was not my self's conscience... and perform a conscience transplant......
On my own self's brain or mind because I wanted a good one that worked right.

I need to finish the job though because I'm only transplanting one piece at a time....and it doesn't cost me a dime.....

It only takes some time..and consideration deliberating over my own inventory and stock comparing it to the better stock. Perfect thought offered to me as my new way.
And that New Way will be the new considerations or deliberations.....transplanted.

Yet I am slow to see my own flaws because I felt like others were making me uncomfortable ....for doing the same things I was doing to them.
Never seeing it is not others but my way of seeing things from my own conscience way.

Keep the brain it is the beast of labor...and replace the conscience.
This has become my new goal to toil in and with.
Like my hobby became brain transplanting by transplanting a new conscience into it. Never needing a scalpel or craniotome.

And the thing about it is that in that one place and way we can achieve mind over even matter.
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It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180


Dude grow some balls! It is part of life and the reason we can make babies. There is nothing about the care or use of a vagina that should embarrass you. You should be able to just as easily talk about your woman's eyes, smile, walk or vagina without feeling degraded. A woman is a beautiful thing.
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Love this guy!! We ladies should all be so lucky! My husband is a bit sheepish about buying feminine products. He claims I should always be prepared for a once a month event. This is true, although, sometimes one is just caught off guard:-)
 Quoting: beachmama


You might want to inform your husband that even after post menopause, some women can not have a visit from aunt flow for 2 years and then WHAM! Out of no where.

I know it happened to me, 2 long years and nothing!
I had long since tossed out all my girl products and invested tons of money into pretty panties.
I freaked, ran to the Gyno Doc, he said it just happens some times depending on your FSH blood levels that sometimes build us even in post menopause. Mine just took 2 years to build up enough to trigger it.

It can be a sign of cancer too but it wasn't with me, but you had better believe I was supremely pissed off all that week, LOL
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oh fuckin please. this isn't the case and you know it. women are just pros at makin excuses for shit and each other too. it's comin every month and they know it yet will make sure they buy a latte or have their damn nails and hair done though.
another do
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Man up OP. do you really care what some drugstore cashier thinks of you?

I buy that shit for my wife all the time. It's called caring more for your wife than what some random people think.

And next time get her some chocolate to go with the rest of it.
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I love you!!!!!!! Men take notes ^^
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Its time to bombard your wife with Prepping information.

How to stockpile for an emergency.


Give her prepper information till she turns green.
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3 females in my house and I have 6mth supply of 'girlies' down stairs, next too my ONE mth supply of water.

I know whats important!

lmao
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if she demanded it, i would have told her to get it, if she asked nicely and it was more convenient for me, like on the way, i would have done it proudly, and if i got a look i would have just winked and gave a thumbs up...

kinda like when the TSA tried to embarrass me by yelling "WE GOT AN OPT OUT HERE" i put my hand above my head and pointed down at myself while with the other hand i gave a big thumbs up and smiled at everyone....

guess what happened?

3 others joined me....

Last Edited by Daersoulkeeper on 11/18/2012 02:59 AM
the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the

TELL-LIE-VISION

television

when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision

tell lie vision
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get over it OP, i rememeber the moment i knew i could rely on a certain guy i was going out with at the time, id gone to stay at his place for a couple of days and the damn thing was a week early so i wasnt prepared, i had to ring him at work(a tad awkward yes) and i said "i need i favor" he said"you want me to bring home some tampons and painkillers?"
was no big deal and if a guy freaked about it id think he was too immature to be doing the wild thang with me.
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I bought vagisil for my sister once. Didn't even want to ask what it was for.
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I imagined a funny look from the checkout chick and you going 'it's for my sister'

AWESOME



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It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
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Should have lit one up and smoked it in front of the cashier.
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fuck that and the rest of the dweebs buyin em too. they tell us to think with our big heads and so should they. they know the shit's comin every month yet conveniently don't have what they need every month. when we had to use condoms I ALWAYS BOUGHT THEM...when i need razors and shaving cream I BUY THEM...when the car needs oil I BUY IT. they know it's comin every fuckin month. if i knew that every month my asshole was gonna erupt some retched liquid i would sure as fuck have some kind of pad or rag/s in the car, in every bathroom of the house, in a purse or backpack. AND with a whole fuckin week or longer of PMS as a warning i'd keep a couple in my pockets at all times. WE are responsible for what goes in and comes out of our bodies and are responsible to take care of it as long as we are physically/mentally able to do so. any girlies disagree with personal responsibility and you can go fuck yourself and i hope the next time you're to lazy or stupid to buy your own cunt plugs, i hope it spews allover your mother in law's new recliner or a friend's car seat.

lazy fucks...slaphim
 Quoting: eatinmraw 13951732


I'm sensing a little hostility here.

When I was married I always ran to get the husband whatever he wanted, didn't matter what it was.

It's what you do for your spouse. Who gives a fuck if it's tampons or ass creme..or stuff for itchy balls.
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and you should have taught him how to get his own shit instead of bein treated like a slave girl runnin fo da master. he would've respected you more for helpin him learn personal hygienic responsibility. geez people...this isn't rocket science and most are big boys and girls now. stop havin others babysit you over the simple task of takin care of your own smelly ass bodies. many or most of you are spendin hours a day texting, on the phone, on glpee, playin video games, watchin tv (with commercials about personal hygiene), and then have the nerve to TELL someone else to take care of YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
wakeup
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Mostlikely you have enough money, because women's items are cheep enough, and it is unlikely she'll stop bleeding any time soon, so make her by that shit in bulk and always have enough.
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Its time to bombard your wife with Prepping information.

How to stockpile for an emergency.


Give her prepper information till she turns green.
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3 females in my house and I have 6mth supply of 'girlies' down stairs, next too my ONE mth supply of water.

I know whats important!

lmao
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imagine that...a girl thinkin about her own hygiene and the younger girlies in the house. good for you...you know what and when you need something and have it on hand. AND you didn't even need a man to tell you how OR to do it for you.
dasbier
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It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180






fuck that and the rest of the dweebs buyin em too. they tell us to think with our big heads and so should they. they know the shit's comin every month yet conveniently don't have what they need every month. when we had to use condoms I ALWAYS BOUGHT THEM...when i need razors and shaving cream I BUY THEM...when the car needs oil I BUY IT. they know it's comin every fuckin month. if i knew that every month my asshole was gonna erupt some retched liquid i would sure as fuck have some kind of pad or rag/s in the car, in every bathroom of the house, in a purse or backpack. AND with a whole fuckin week or longer of PMS as a warning i'd keep a couple in my pockets at all times. WE are responsible for what goes in and comes out of our bodies and are responsible to take care of it as long as we are physically/mentally able to do so. any girlies disagree with personal responsibility and you can go fuck yourself and i hope the next time you're to lazy or stupid to buy your own cunt plugs, i hope it spews allover your mother in law's new recliner or a friend's car seat.

lazy fucks...slaphim
 Quoting: eatinmraw 13951732


I'm sensing a little hostility here.

When I was married I always ran to get the husband whatever he wanted, didn't matter what it was.

It's what you do for your spouse. Who gives a fuck if it's tampons or ass creme..or stuff for itchy balls.
 Quoting: Debauchery






and you should have taught him how to get his own shit instead of bein treated like a slave girl runnin fo da master. he would've respected you more for helpin him learn personal hygienic responsibility. geez people...this isn't rocket science and most are big boys and girls now. stop havin others babysit you over the simple task of takin care of your own smelly ass bodies. many or most of you are spendin hours a day texting, on the phone, on glpee, playin video games, watchin tv (with commercials about personal hygiene), and then have the nerve to TELL someone else to take care of YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
wakeup
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I divorced him.

In any case you should be pleased to know that I have a million tampons tucked away and I don't make people buy them for me.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
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Dude grow some balls! It is part of life and the reason we can make babies. There is nothing about the care or use of a vagina that should embarrass you. You should be able to just as easily talk about your woman's eyes, smile, walk or vagina without feeling degraded. A woman is a beautiful thing.
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exactly!

I juice the piss out of organic veggies, so that my woman's pussy tastes LIKE juice! I juice sweet potatos so her boobs will grow a little bit so she's not so self-conscious about her A cups. I get upset at her when she fucks her taste up, she's getting better since she's not drinking fluoridated/GMO/gluten beer.... BUT...

Before.... when we first met, we juiced for 2 days and she tasted like juice. All she has to do is not drink beer/alcohol, or eat junk/fast-food.
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fuck that and the rest of the dweebs buyin em too. they tell us to think with our big heads and so should they. they know the shit's comin every month yet conveniently don't have what they need every month. when we had to use condoms I ALWAYS BOUGHT THEM...when i need razors and shaving cream I BUY THEM...when the car needs oil I BUY IT. they know it's comin every fuckin month. if i knew that every month my asshole was gonna erupt some retched liquid i would sure as fuck have some kind of pad or rag/s in the car, in every bathroom of the house, in a purse or backpack. AND with a whole fuckin week or longer of PMS as a warning i'd keep a couple in my pockets at all times. WE are responsible for what goes in and comes out of our bodies and are responsible to take care of it as long as we are physically/mentally able to do so. any girlies disagree with personal responsibility and you can go fuck yourself and i hope the next time you're to lazy or stupid to buy your own cunt plugs, i hope it spews allover your mother in law's new recliner or a friend's car seat.

lazy fucks...slaphim
 Quoting: eatinmraw 13951732


I'm sensing a little hostility here.

When I was married I always ran to get the husband whatever he wanted, didn't matter what it was.

It's what you do for your spouse. Who gives a fuck if it's tampons or ass creme..or stuff for itchy balls.
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and you should have taught him how to get his own shit instead of bein treated like a slave girl runnin fo da master. he would've respected you more for helpin him learn personal hygienic responsibility. geez people...this isn't rocket science and most are big boys and girls now. stop havin others babysit you over the simple task of takin care of your own smelly ass bodies. many or most of you are spendin hours a day texting, on the phone, on glpee, playin video games, watchin tv (with commercials about personal hygiene), and then have the nerve to TELL someone else to take care of YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
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I divorced him.

In any case you should be pleased to know that I have a million tampons tucked away and I don't make people buy them for me.
 Quoting: Debauchery





to bad for him by losin a good woman that will take care of shit when it needs to be taken care of. Goofy Thum

now get in the kitchen and make me a sanich woman.ogrrr

chuckle
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It was highly degrading, the cashier laughed at me with the tampans.
 Quoting: Ronnie 27947180


Dude grow some balls! It is part of life and the reason we can make babies. There is nothing about the care or use of a vagina that should embarrass you. You should be able to just as easily talk about your woman's eyes, smile, walk or vagina without feeling degraded. A woman is a beautiful thing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14577918


exactly!

I juice the piss out of organic veggies, so that my woman's pussy tastes LIKE juice! I juice sweet potatos so her boobs will grow a little bit so she's not so self-conscious about her A cups. I get upset at her when she fucks her taste up, she's getting better since she's not drinking fluoridated/GMO/gluten beer.... BUT...

Before.... when we first met, we juiced for 2 days and she tasted like juice. All she has to do is not drink beer/alcohol, or eat junk/fast-food.
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for some reason that's grossin even me out.kissup
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I bought vagisil for my sister once. Didn't even want to ask what it was for.
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lmao

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I'm sensing a little hostility here.

When I was married I always ran to get the husband whatever he wanted, didn't matter what it was.

It's what you do for your spouse. Who gives a fuck if it's tampons or ass creme..or stuff for itchy balls.
 Quoting: Debauchery






and you should have taught him how to get his own shit instead of bein treated like a slave girl runnin fo da master. he would've respected you more for helpin him learn personal hygienic responsibility. geez people...this isn't rocket science and most are big boys and girls now. stop havin others babysit you over the simple task of takin care of your own smelly ass bodies. many or most of you are spendin hours a day texting, on the phone, on glpee, playin video games, watchin tv (with commercials about personal hygiene), and then have the nerve to TELL someone else to take care of YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
wakeup
 Quoting: eatinmraw 13951732


I divorced him.

In any case you should be pleased to know that I have a million tampons tucked away and I don't make people buy them for me.
 Quoting: Debauchery





to bad for him by losin a good woman that will take care of shit when it needs to be taken care of. Goofy Thum

now get in the kitchen and make me a sanich woman.ogrrr

chuckle
 Quoting: eatinmraw 13951732


What would you like on that sammy? :)
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.