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Why None Of You Are Worth Your Salt

 
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Why None Of You Are Worth Your Salt
Hardly any of you worship god. You merely worship an idea of him. Smoke some weed and fuck your girl, more effective than praying. That IS happiness.
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11/17/2012 11:29 PM
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Hardly any of you worship god. You merely worship an idea of him. Smoke some weed and fuck your girl, more effective than praying. That IS happiness.
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until you die and are left in limbo. so sure, yet shortsighted...enjoy it while it lasts
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You worship me, fine, silken linen. I am your god, your bedsheets. The best place in the world. Hell? You're here.
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11/17/2012 11:32 PM
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You worship me, fine, silken linen. I am your god, your bedsheets. The best place in the world. Hell? You're here.
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i am where then is when
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11/17/2012 11:37 PM
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Hardly any of you worship god. You merely worship an idea of him. Smoke some weed and fuck your girl, more effective than praying. That IS happiness.
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until you die and are left in limbo. so sure, yet shortsighted...enjoy it while it lasts
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I'm afraid only you suffer form shortness of sight. In a battle of wits, against me you dare fight? Bitch, you don't know shite.

I'm the man with the plan, I'll deliver you to the promised land. Mmm, pussy, weed, milk and honey.
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Hardly any of you worship god. You merely worship an idea of him. Smoke some weed and fuck your girl, more effective than praying. That IS happiness.
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putin

You're going to find that your "God" is going to be very disappointed with your choice to insult his other children and the creations that it put on this planet.

You're also going to find that..."You may not be worth your own salt," as well. wink

Hell is full of all sorts of people who thought themselves the judges of others.
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11/17/2012 11:44 PM
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*sigh* I cannot begin to state how retarded all that was. In Jesus' day, things were different, in my day, you really have to hit a message home.
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11/17/2012 11:45 PM

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Hardly any of you worship god. You merely worship an idea of him. Smoke some weed and fuck your girl, more effective than praying. That IS happiness.
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What makes you think 'GOD' is a 'HIM'?
“To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.”
-Lao Tzu
(I'm male, mid-40's, and live and work in India as a designer. Writing is a passion of mine. My avatar represents my protagonist against the Illuminati - a female warrior.)
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11/17/2012 11:59 PM
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Fine, "it". The force is arguably more masculine, okay?pigchef
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11/18/2012 12:05 AM
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Hardly any of you worship god. You merely worship an idea of him. Smoke some weed and fuck your girl, more effective than praying. That IS happiness.
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Not always.

God is a Virgin.
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11/18/2012 12:12 AM
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So god is a virgin, yet we are gods and we are not? Hmm... Here's my theory: God LOVES pussy, and that's why women are so important to him. Women are there for men to make love to, no?
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11/18/2012 12:21 AM
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Hardly any of you worship god. You merely worship an idea of him. Smoke some weed and fuck your girl, more effective than praying. That IS happiness.
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If you feel that criticizing others in a stupid manner makes you feel as if youre more elevated spiritually, then feel free to float your idiotic little boat in any way you please.
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11/18/2012 12:22 AM

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I thank "Bob" everyday

bobobobob3
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a government study in 2008 and again in 2012 showed over 50% of the measured population were really, really stupid

“Barack Obama thinks his job is to lead the mob, not the country.”
Hello... Anybody in there? (OP)
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11/18/2012 12:23 AM
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It's constructive criticism? I'm just trying to shine my little light.
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11/18/2012 12:24 AM
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In Jesus' day, things were different...
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11/18/2012 12:27 AM
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So stating a simple fact is now pseudo-intellectual? I beg to differ with the current state of planet earth, so I BEG to differ with you. LOL
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It's constructive criticism? I'm just trying to shine my little light.
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I bet that threw a smile across your face. I appreciate it and to be honest one can not argue. It does seem that many people love the idea but are afraid to get their hands dirty.
Stanfiem
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11/18/2012 12:34 AM
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Please God...SHOW THIS PERSON how you chestend me..

Then this person would know...THERE IS A LIVING GOD.
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11/18/2012 12:40 AM
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So stating a simple fact is now pseudo-intellectual? I beg to differ with the current state of planet earth, so I BEG to differ with you. LOL
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What are stating is not a fact...

Its not even intellectual.

Let alone "pseudo-intellectual" whatever the fuck THAT is...?
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So stating a simple fact is now pseudo-intellectual? I beg to differ with the current state of planet earth, so I BEG to differ with you. LOL
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What you are stating is not a fact...

Its not even intellectual.

Let alone "pseudo-intellectual" whatever the fuck THAT is...?

Eff off.

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Fixed
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11/18/2012 12:46 AM
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Re: Why None Of You Are Worth Your Salt
Fuck da haterzbanana2
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11/18/2012 01:17 AM
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lol, the same god that put the kings of this world into his positions, the same god that gets butt hurt when he cannot control saddam and goamora, the same god that, gives his power out, and he kills pheasants of the calf, lol, he is truly loving, and abide.

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