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Finally Bought My First Shotgun!

 
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Finally Bought My First Shotgun!
It was like early christmas for me today when I brought home my brand new Benelli Supernova tactical 12 ga shotgun. I am now ready for any bad situation. Any of you that are thnking about getting a firearm , dont hesitate. Just go get it!
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congrats!
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"I am now ready for any bad situation"

Sorry, you'll have to do better than that...
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It was like early christmas for me today when I brought home my brand new Benelli Supernova tactical 12 ga shotgun. I am now ready for any bad situation. Any of you that are thnking about getting a firearm , dont hesitate. Just go get it!
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clappa
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"Thou shall not kill" (murder).

So simple people will miss it...
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Re: Finally Bought My First Shotgun!
Sweet! I absolutely love Italian made firearms I miss my Beretta92. Will have to get another one some day.

I think I'll go American for my first shotgun though.

Congratulations on getting yourself a nice gift.
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"Thou shall not kill" (murder).

So simple people will miss it...
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I would guess most people will reevaluate their break-in if they're shot in the kneecap with OP's gun.
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Re: Finally Bought My First Shotgun!
It was like early christmas for me today when I brought home my brand new Benelli Supernova tactical 12 ga shotgun. I am now ready for any bad situation. Any of you that are thnking about getting a firearm , dont hesitate. Just go get it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


Dude, you need to lay in a supply of 500 shells plus, and go practice with it regularly. You need to know how to load and fire that gun in the dark, and keep it spic-and-span clean. Don't be an idiot that stands there with his wiener in his hand not knowing what to do when the barbarians are breaking down the door to come butcher you and your fam.

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Re: Finally Bought My First Shotgun!
"Thou shall not kill" (murder).

So simple people will miss it...
 Quoting: healthy1 8086830


Hmm?

There's sporting applications for shotguns such as shooting clays and IPCC for instance.

Also people use shotguns to hunt, which isn't murder it's feeding your family.

Than naturally shotguns can be used for home defense as well.

Most people aren't tactical swat officers who kick in doors for a living so I highly doubt "murder" is any intent for the OP.

Heck check out what the most commonly used murder weapons are, they aren't firearms. May as well ban pharmaceuticals, doctors, and cars if you want to lower death rates.

Your lesson for the day.
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...heres a shotgun...No Recoil,your 3 year old can fire it...stainless steel and can be taken directly out of water and still fired...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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...heres a shotgun...No Recoil,your 3 year old can fire it...stainless steel and can be taken directly out of water and still fired...
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Holy shit, I want one!
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my shotty is loaded with one in the chamber, always close by. Don't listen to the idiots who rack the slide to scare em off. Keep one in the chamber with the safety on. (after u get some practice with it)
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It was like early christmas for me today when I brought home my brand new Benelli Supernova tactical 12 ga shotgun. I am now ready for any bad situation. Any of you that are thnking about getting a firearm , dont hesitate. Just go get it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


BAD SITUATION knocks at O.P's door. O.P says "come in" then realizes he forgot to by the shotgun shells.I/see
Heed the warning or endure the mourning
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"Thou shall not kill" (murder).

So simple people will miss it...
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STFU Nancy.....Pelosi
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Congratulacions on the purchase!!
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" i just bought my first shotgun today". "now i'm ready for anything". roflmao why do i get the idea you didn't even buy a cleaning kit? field strip it and give it a very thorough cleaning BEFORE you put a single round through it. then find somewhere you can actually fire it without putting others in peril, and go run 20 boxes or so of shells through it (not all at once, unless you relish the idea of your strong arm being crippled for a few days). tear it down and clean it after every shooting session. at that point you are "barely competent, but fairly well familiarized". when you've stopped a charging lion, or wiped a tiger off a howdah with it, then you can claim "ready for anything" status. until you become well versed in handling it, you are the proud owner of a very expensive, very dangerous club. MEMORIZE the owners manual, practice such minutiae as operating the safety, the bolt latch, how to render it safe, etc. NEVER prop it against something with a shell in the chamber. NEVER prop it against something with a shell in the chamber (yes, i put that in twice, because that's what gets more imbeciles killed by their own firearm than anything else). dont take this as being hard on you. realize you are a complete neophyte, and second guess everything you do while handling it. that's how you become not only competent, but also safe. now go enjoy your shotty, but DONT do anything incredibly stupid with it
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...heres a shotgun...No Recoil,your 3 year old can fire it...stainless steel and can be taken directly out of water and still fired...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


FFS will you stop with this queer ass mall ninja shotgun??!!!!

it GAY! nobody likes it!!
SLAM THAT CLAM
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SLAM THAT CLAM
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Well...go kill something!
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Re: Finally Bought My First Shotgun!
...heres a shotgun...No Recoil,your 3 year old can fire it...stainless steel and can be taken directly out of water and still fired...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


FFS will you stop with this queer ass mall ninja shotgun??!!!!

it GAY! nobody likes it!!
 Quoting: EVIL_BEAN_KID
being gay will kill you,lol..guess you didn't watch the entire video...

Last Edited by T Ceti H.C. Radnarg on 11/18/2012 12:37 PM
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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"Thou shall not kill" (murder).

So simple people will miss it...
 Quoting: healthy1 8086830


It's either kill or be killed.
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Re: Finally Bought My First Shotgun!
...heres a shotgun...No Recoil,your 3 year old can fire it...stainless steel and can be taken directly out of water and still fired...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


Holy shit, I want one!
 Quoting: N3m3s1s
...i want 2 with no recoil in both arms with laser sights...dont forget the "special' 12 gauge rounds you can get...

Last Edited by T Ceti H.C. Radnarg on 11/18/2012 12:40 PM
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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...heres a shotgun...No Recoil,your 3 year old can fire it...stainless steel and can be taken directly out of water and still fired...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


Holy shit, I want one!
 Quoting: N3m3s1s
...i want 2 with no recoil in both arms with laser sights...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


and you still wont be able to hit the broad side of a barn from the inside
SLAM THAT CLAM
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...heres a shotgun...No Recoil,your 3 year old can fire it...stainless steel and can be taken directly out of water and still fired...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


Holy shit, I want one!
 Quoting: N3m3s1s
...i want 2 with no recoil in both arms with laser sights...
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


and you still wont be able to hit the broad side of a barn from the inside
 Quoting: EVIL_BEAN_KID
roflmao,you should be a comedian...my great grand father and his 2 brothers were civil war snipers aka the brown rifles...good aim runs in the genes...
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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Re: Finally Bought My First Shotgun!
It was like early christmas for me today when I brought home my brand new Benelli Supernova tactical 12 ga shotgun. I am now ready for any bad situation. Any of you that are thnking about getting a firearm , dont hesitate. Just go get it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


Bought a bipod for my son's .308 yesterday...damn fine accessory for a sniper rifle...400 yards may as well be 400 feet for that gun...I swear whenever I buy him a gun that he wants I end up getting myself the same thing...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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cool Brief, we both said sniper at the same time,lol..the SS must be deployedohno

Last Edited by T Ceti H.C. Radnarg on 11/18/2012 12:46 PM
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
BRIEF
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cool Brief, we both said sniper at the same time,lol
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LOL

cheers
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Heterosexual pride!

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Now all you need is a few Southern Culture on the Skids albums...

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Re: Finally Bought My First Shotgun!
It was like early christmas for me today when I brought home my brand new Benelli Supernova tactical 12 ga shotgun. I am now ready for any bad situation. Any of you that are thnking about getting a firearm , dont hesitate. Just go get it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13490739


Congrats! It's a good start, but you are NOT ready for everything.
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cool Brief, we both said sniper at the same time,lol
 Quoting: T Ceti H.C. Radnarg


LOL

cheers
 Quoting: BRIEF
...oh sh*t ,i bet somebody overseas has a scope on them right now...boom not boom boom,out go the lights..

Last Edited by T Ceti H.C. Radnarg on 11/18/2012 12:51 PM
How unfortunate for some rulers when men,women,and children continue to think... Keep repeating the lies loud enough and long enough and just maybe the people will start to believe the lies again and good luck with that...finding your energy open until mars becomes raging aries...
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Re: Finally Bought My First Shotgun!
"Thou shall not kill" (murder).

So simple people will miss it...
 Quoting: healthy1 8086830


Murder is a pre-meditated act.

When five thugs kick down your door in a home invasion, brandishing weapons and threatening to rape your wife and daughter while they tie you up and ransack your house... well, opening fire on them is SELF-DEFENSE, bud, not murder...

Good luck with your hippy-dippy philosophy when real life smacks your right between the eyes...

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