Ye Shall Nary Enter The Kingdom Of God Lest Ye Enter Thine Thread

Anyone know that lovable ring tail lemur King Julien from the Madagascar movies? Why can't we all be like him? Unrestricted, free. He does and he dares. I am essentially just like him, although funnier, cuter, etc. I am the human King Julien. What does that mean? I don't know, you tell me. It's like "Have A Cigar". You tell ME the name of the game. Either way, we'll ride the gravy train.

So just go ahead and ask me how to make all the problems go away, I know the answers.