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Obama HAS SAVED YOUR TWINKIES!

 
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Obama HAS SAVED YOUR TWINKIES!
My Email Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have Sent me an Email, They have Confirmed that United States President, Barack Obama, is Bailing Hostess out.
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11/18/2012 12:28 AM
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Twinkie's up to you fat fucks!

Amazing the priorities.
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11/18/2012 12:32 AM
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Twinkie's up to you fat fucks!

Amazing the priorities.
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sideways <---- Gay Twinkies.
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11/18/2012 12:35 AM
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11/18/2012 12:52 AM
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Are you going to vote for Obama now?
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11/18/2012 12:53 AM
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This had better not be true.
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11/18/2012 12:56 AM

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I'm going to miss the Wonder bread. :(
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Twinkies promote tooth decay: win for dentistry revenues
Twinkies promote diabetes: win for medicine, multiple
specialties and general practitioner
Twinkies facilitate a fat and lazy herd : win for gubbermint.
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11/18/2012 12:57 AM
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This had better not be true.
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It's Hagel and Valugua, of course it's true.
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11/18/2012 01:09 AM
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obama is a twinkie swallower

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11/18/2012 01:13 AM
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Re: Obama HAS SAVED YOUR TWINKIES!
My Email Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have Sent me an Email, They have Confirmed that United States President, Barack Obama, is Bailing Hostess out.
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Don't tell Nanny Bloomy or Mrs O
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My Email Online Contacts, Hagel and Valugua, Have Sent me an Email, They have Confirmed that United States President, Barack Obama, is Bailing Hostess out.
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Don't tell Nanny Bloomy or Mrs O
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stfu
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11/18/2012 09:11 AM
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We should all send obama a Twinkie in the mail, they have long shelf lives. I'm just glad Ronald Reagan didn't live to see this - Twinkies were a very special treat for him.
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11/18/2012 09:14 AM
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SIGN IT, BITCHES!!!
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11/18/2012 09:16 AM
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moochelle aint gonna be happy!
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the American Government take care of him;

better take a closer look at the American Indian."

Henry Ford

"Disappointment is Anger for wimps"

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San Francisco should be having another parade soon then and Pelosi will get more votes there.
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11/18/2012 10:16 AM

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well, thank goodness for that! I was getting very concerned!

maybe now he can focus his attentions on other more important matters? like the conspiracy of why hot dogs come 8 to a package, yet the buns come in 10? do you realize how many hotdogs I've gotta buy to get that shit to work out? I'm quite convinced that Oscar Meyer & Eckrich have hidden cameras through-out the grocery stores so they're able to watch in "real time", record the panic stricken shoppers, then they can re-play the video to their friends.....watching over & over the confusion that results......the frustration that is experienced from being FORCED to do 'math' in the refridgerator aisle of their local grocery stores......the emotional pain when they must resort to a calculator for accuracy.

sick bastards....


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11/18/2012 10:18 AM
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it fits, twinky is a term for teenage gay boy...
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it fits, twinky is a term for teenage gay boy...
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...I thought you were joking, so I looked it up. You're 100% correct.

I must be getting old hehehe


twinkie

•A young attractive girl.

•a young or under aged gay male.

[link to onlineslangdictionary.com]
"the truth will stand up, when nothing else will"
- annie's mom

"When a great ship is in harbor and moored, it is safe, there can be no doubt. But that is not what great ships are built for."
- Dr. Clarissa Pinkola Estes
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11/18/2012 10:32 AM
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More government control. More government spending. Welcome to liberal utopia.
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11/18/2012 11:08 AM
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Sorry, hostess was just sold to mexico
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11/18/2012 07:54 PM
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Loved it, Still laughing. Thanks. X

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