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coldest winter for a centuary coming ti uk

 
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The met office reported today that UK will have the coldest winter for a century starting at the beginning of December and will last for 2 months with temperatures dipping to minus 20. Time to stock up on essentials.
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11/18/2012 07:06 AM
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Re: coldest winter for a centuary coming ti uk
scream
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11/18/2012 07:06 AM
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Re: coldest winter for a centuary coming ti uk
-20 Fucking hell.

SERIOUSLY?
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11/18/2012 07:07 AM
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That will crack a few drainpipes ...
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11/18/2012 07:08 AM
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Fuck!!!

You appear to be correct, and whilst -20 wont bother me, it will kill vulnerable people.
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11/18/2012 07:10 AM
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Woohoo! My knees are gonna fuckin' love that.
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I really hope you are wrong
John 3:16 is Right
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11/18/2012 07:12 AM
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I really hope you are wrong
 Quoting: Shoot straight Johnny


me too... sunny weather in uk means snow weather in cro...cant wait
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11/18/2012 07:18 AM
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Sweet , about 250000 of them have been turned into britsicles over the last decade during winter. The ghosts of if the irish who starved and froze to death too the UK , are dancing a jig right now.
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11/18/2012 07:23 AM
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Doom off.

[link to metofficenews.wordpress.com]

"The science does not exist to make detailed forecasts for temperature and snowfall for the end of this month, let alone for December or even the winter as a whole with these types of forecasts only able to provide an indication of how our weather might change, or be different from normal, (i.e. warmer, colder, wetter, drier) across the whole UK or even Europe"
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11/18/2012 07:35 AM
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Doom off.

[link to metofficenews.wordpress.com]

"The science does not exist to make detailed forecasts for temperature and snowfall for the end of this month, let alone for December or even the winter as a whole with these types of forecasts only able to provide an indication of how our weather might change, or be different from normal, (i.e. warmer, colder, wetter, drier) across the whole UK or even Europe"
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Doom off ny arse. James maddened of exacta weather said today that Britain will come to a standstill in weeks. So when you don't stock up on food it will be your choice to starve but stop trying to make others believe your bullshit it makes no difference to me if you starve look up . Exact weather then on net.
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11/18/2012 07:51 AM
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Re: coldest winter for a centuary coming ti uk
The met office reported today that UK will have the coldest winter for a century starting at the beginning of December and will last for 2 months with temperatures dipping to minus 20. Time to stock up on essentials.
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They are not even capable of predicting the weather two hours ahead...

cool2
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11/18/2012 07:54 AM
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of course it will be cold for centaurs, ever seen a centaur wearing a shirt?
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11/18/2012 07:56 AM

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of course it will be cold for centaurs, ever seen a centaur wearing a shirt?
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You are thinking of the woolly marmite
John 3:16 is Right
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11/18/2012 08:01 AM
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Doom off.

[link to metofficenews.wordpress.com]

"The science does not exist to make detailed forecasts for temperature and snowfall for the end of this month, let alone for December or even the winter as a whole with these types of forecasts only able to provide an indication of how our weather might change, or be different from normal, (i.e. warmer, colder, wetter, drier) across the whole UK or even Europe"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27375260


Doom off ny arse. James maddened of exacta weather said today that Britain will come to a standstill in weeks. So when you don't stock up on food it will be your choice to starve but stop trying to make others believe your bullshit it makes no difference to me if you starve look up . Exact weather then on net.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27989759


Calm down, dear. I'm not trying to make you or anybody else believe anything. I simply read your thread, thought to myself "fuck sake, my knees hurt like fuck when the temperature drops to 0. -20 is gonna hurt like a bitch"
I then google searched 'met office winter weather warning', to be presented with an article, by the met office (which I linked to), that stated that they've predicted no such thing, as the science to predict such a thing doesn't even exist.

If you'd read the link, you'd see that they even said that the article was written specifically because of papers writing bullshit headlines.

You believe whatever you like mate. Makes no difference to me...
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11/18/2012 08:16 AM
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Re: coldest winter for a centuary coming ti uk
Fact remains;

IF the Jet stream stays in the same position it was all summer, it could well get bitterly cold.

Because it would allow polar air coming right down our end of the woods.

Having a proper winter now and then must not be a bad thing in itself.

A little preparation can go a long way;

Get some canned soups, some long live milk, perhaps some ready to bake bread rolls and you are fine.

Stay save and all the best..

hf
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11/18/2012 08:21 AM
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We have been surviving for years with minus 20 here, you should survive
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11/18/2012 08:30 AM

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Shit!! Us geordies might have to put a jumper on!
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11/18/2012 08:49 AM
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Re: coldest winter for a centuary coming ti uk
We have been surviving for years with minus 20 here, you should survive
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Their pipes aren't even buried as far down as those in the US. It would be problematic for them just in infrastructure than for us. Plus, we are used to salting and having snow plows. This is a problem for places that normally don't get it.
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11/18/2012 08:55 AM

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We have been surviving for years with minus 20 here, you should survive
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15411952


So you are prepared for them then?

We are not, the best we have are some gritting trucks with snow ploughs on.
Over 90% of the UK cars have Summer tyres only.
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11/18/2012 08:58 AM
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Shit!! Us geordies might have to put a jumper on!
 Quoting: shamanik


Y aye mon, fookin cold enough for a jumpa like mon.
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11/18/2012 09:02 AM
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Re: coldest winter for a centuary coming ti uk
We have been surviving for years with minus 20 here, you should survive
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15411952


Canada.

When 1 snowflake hits london, all of london shits a brick and stops.

Everybody here north of 'Stoke on Trent' will be fine with the weather, the Welsh will be fine and the Scottish wont notice a difference.

London will be chaos if it hits -10 or lower though.
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11/18/2012 09:10 AM
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I wonder if that naked hiker will concede defeat and put on some fucking clothes this year

just incase you dont know who im talking about.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

just so you all know i dont care what this guy does and good luck too him.
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11/18/2012 09:12 AM
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I hope this won't stop the premier league.
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11/18/2012 09:15 AM
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I wonder if that naked hiker will concede defeat and put on some fucking clothes this year

just incase you dont know who im talking about.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

just so you all know i dont care what this guy does and good luck too him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27927108


LOL, that guys pretty funny.
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I hope this won't stop the premier league.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27998009


It might have an affect, most of the big teams have under pitch heating etc, but its hard to say.
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11/18/2012 09:22 AM
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I hope this won't stop the premier league.
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It might have an affect, most of the big teams have under pitch heating etc, but its hard to say.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6188491


You have good pitches, but it's hard to run at -15 degrees let's say. If you get a ball in the face you are broken to pieces.
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11/18/2012 09:37 AM
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Re: coldest winter for a centuary coming ti uk
They say this every year.
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11/18/2012 09:48 AM
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the problem is for the most part british winters are mild, so when any snow hits, its a problem. we dont have the need for massive equipment sitting around for several winters in a row doing nothing

if you get bad weather all the time like in canada, then obviously the country will be geared up for what is normal weather

the media whip it up and bang on about it, which gives the wrong impression

contrary to popular, provincial belief, london doesnt come to a stand still. millions of people get to work just fine
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11/18/2012 09:53 AM
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Shit!! Us geordies might have to put a jumper on!
 Quoting: shamanik



Doubtful, you have a reputation to uphold...
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11/18/2012 09:56 AM
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Re: coldest winter for a centuary coming ti uk
I hope this won't stop the premier league.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27998009


It might have an affect, most of the big teams have under pitch heating etc, but its hard to say.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6188491


You have good pitches, but it's hard to run at -15 degrees let's say. If you get a ball in the face you are broken to pieces.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27998009


ah, so THAT explains Rooney!

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