Fucking News just in.

An Israeli Spokesperson, Barack Obama, said today that Israel had the right to defend herself against rockets landing on Israeli homes. Asked whether Hamas had that same right, he said Hamas started the shit with all those giant rockets Mossad somehow missed getting through Israel's stringent Blockade, and that an investigation should launched into how the democratically elected Government of Gaza got these rockets, and who paid for them; and who made them. He said he was amazed at the technological savvy of Third World Countries and the ingenuity displayed by these poor people. Ask whether he could expect Islam on the moon seen as it is their symbol, Barry just LOL'd