My wife is reading 50 Shades of Gray. Your thoughts...

im going to agree with the phillippines gal. The book set is ridiculous. It is insulting to my intellect--a fast read-- and no comparison to anne rice novels. If you want preteen reading with r-rated themes, this is for you. Id rather read V.C.Andrews.

When she comes after you, and this is important, turn her down. remember all the time she turned you down and how it made you feel? Pay back time, then give in to her the next day, it will be worth it, best thing i ever did!

This. When she gets all worked up, you'll be there.

Crap. Soon, they will have a movie and then all the kids will be into bondage and beatings. Can you imagine all the law suits?

Watch - it will be a phase just like vampires and such is now. Stupid kids will actually believe there are such things. They will see the movie and think that's how everyone acts.

The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes.
Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts...

Fifty Sheds Of Grey......

We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall...
but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.


She stood before me, trembling in my shed. "I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with me." So I took her to McDonalds.


She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.


Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though.


"Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly. "Mmmm, kinky!" she purred.
"Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof."


"I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished." So I invited my mother to stay for the weekend.


"Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!" "Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?"


I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.


"Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
"I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt.


"Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. "Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense."


"Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks." She nodded. "Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.


"Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!" "Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.


"Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously," she said, gently
massaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD

ok i have a confession to make, and i need your honest opinion, but please only the men that do not make a big deal out of a woman not saying 'hi' back to them, and the women who don't think jehova is a good and just god, and jesus is a role model for love.
so basically no creeps or christian people.

i can't make a thread, coz i can't log in, i apologize to OP for using his thread for my own purposes, but maybe people could like comment his OP and then my post??
here it is

i am one of those people who used to masturbate before i had started having sex.i grew up in a liberal family so i never felt anything of it.

when i was 18, almost 19 i had been just broken up with my first bf.

i am not the kind of person that likes the idea of sex with someone i do not have strong feelings for, and since i only had strong feelings for my ex, and wasn't planning to get back with him i masturbated a lot.

tricky... since i had very little time and privacy at that monet in my life.

i had read my dads erotic literature as a kid of 13 and stummbled up 'de sade's' book. it seemd like some kind of sick man's fiction so i spent some time worrying if my dad was twisted, (finally i confessed to my mom i have been reading the books dad said were erotica and not for me before i am 16, so dont touch them plz), but my mother explained to me that de sade was fashionable and made people seem cool to know what he was about if someone mentions it in conversation at a dinner pary, and that my dad din't really like the book.
in highschool (i was 16), since i read a bit of my dad's book i felt concerned for my guy friend who said he is reading 'de sade', so i said dont do that it will twist u.
he said he was a boy and boys are coarser than girls, less gentle, and i am especially gentle, (he was my best friend) so not to worry most people especially boys can read de sade and not have nightmares.

so back to me being broken up with my first bf and horny and broken hearted but with no desire to sleep wt him again or try and date other men...i was, like i said always looking for some privacy and peace to masturbate in, since i was very busy studying at uni, working a job to put myself thru uni and my family was on me like bees on honey trying to be there for me coz i had a painful break up recently.

one night i was sleeping at my aunts, and i found my dads erotic books that she borowwed for her and uncle i guess, so i planned to take one to bed with me that night. by the time i was back only de sade was there she mustve took other books for herself and uncle...so i thought great let's see what this de sade was all about, since as a kid i read one page literally thought it was sick and dropped it.

so i read a bit of it it seemd somehow omnious in a way, like a really bad like some kind of a bad force was covering it spiritually, but i manged to get of at some paraghraph about anal sex....it was kinda wierd for me coz i broke up my relationship ovr my bf really wanting anal, and me not being able to conquer my aversion to it, but for a moment i thought maybe he shouldve jsut been patient, and not cheat on me to punish me for being a prude and we'd get thru it and start having sweet dirty anal in no time.

(i dont think anal is dirty spiritually, only coz there is a possibility for a little poop to come out)

anyway i read on and found this really bad part where they took this young girl virginity in an orgy and put an octopus on her face to bite her, and i'm not sure if i remembr corectly now but maybe they killed her.

i realized this de sade was a sick wanker and cursed my auntie she had took all the other books, but was glad she sint like this one and that was it.

i got marreid to a guy that is a sociopath and when i marreid him i thouight he was a very sweet guy, possibly bysexual but offended by his bi nature so opted for women, and had no problem to have sex with me, he never had any trouble starting the sex, he did have problems finishing.

he could have sex for 10 hours and he cldnt have an orgasam.i encouriged him to tell me why this was so and discovered our sex wasnt extreme enough for him, hed want to slap me around a bit, call me names, and humiliate me and only this wld get him off strong enough to have an orgasam.

but before i realized this i enouriged him to masturbate, we'd have sex till ipd have a climax and id enourige him to masturbate with my hel and have one too, coz i thought he was jsut more used to masturbating then sex wioth a woman he lied to me he wasnt very experienced.

he also planeted de sade book in his library, and when i found it i wasnt startled coz he had like tonnes of books literalyl, alls orts of books, and i assumed he got it in an attempt to be cool, like ma dad, and didnt like it.

but i asked him about it, he said he was sorry if he scared me he got it as a present from someone who thought it be cool inn a creepy way to give him that and he enever read it, coz it's not his cup of tea.

but as our sexual encounters progressed, i realized that my husband wasn't a vrigin before he marreid me like he said, or bisexual like he said he might be, he had a sadictic disorder.

it showed in his personality and interactions with me and other people, and it started to come up in bed.

he didn't try to force me to do anything i considered sick past the point of megetting scared and starting to cry.

bt he did make me scared and we'd stop the sex and he'd fall asleep like there was bothing wrong with me i was jsut very boring, in bed.

he started complainig about how i dint know how to give felatio or anything.

this i enver heard from my other lovers i always got positive feedback that i was an amazing lover...

so long sotry short i found out my husband was a sick men and left him...
which means he planted the de sade book there to try and get me to read it.

my quation is, if i got off once at something friom de sades book which was pretty much only first time anal sex, nothing rough or degrading, and later on wasn't at all interested in reading it when i found it in my husband's library, does it mean i shouldn't bee concerend and that i am not into like BDSM and degrading, humiliating types of sex??

please gove your honest input, i have been abused a lot sexually in my life, sometimes i am afraid that will break my spirit and make me one of those sad people that enjoy being humiliated in bed, and degraded, or even worse that it can make me intoi a person that enjoys treating others that way.

thank you for your input.


my other quatuion is, did i go in the other direction too much, am i too boring in bed, basically am i overreacting to sex in a way, coz because of my history of abuse i was always very careful what kind of porn i read or watch, and what kind of men i sleep with, but since my curious anture and liberal upbringing taught me it's ok to carefully investigate ur sexuality and sexuality i wld end up seeing some hidious stuff, like that de sade book stuff, or i once stumbled up a porn movie that was taped over a snuff movie, so after the movie ended this other movie started and it was basically some grown women abusing a little girl of 14 maybe 15...it was hard to tell at firt but after about a minute its obvious that it was a kid and it wasnt role play....i stopped the movie right away and seriously considered not eve watching porn for a while but then i relized that obviously not all people that watch porn like snuff too, someone in the video store did tape over the bad film, they just didn't realize the normal movie was shorter than sick one and that there will be a bit of the sick movie left after all.

anyway, am i too sensitive, or is there something wrong with me that i wld enver read de sade or 50 shades, is it coz i was abused, and am inhibited now, or do all healthy people dislike these books?

Man, that was a great book.

IS THIS YOUR WIFE?


Thread: I want to be dominated....so badly

funny lol

Sorry man...but it's pornography, plain and simple!

Pornography is a deep symptom of self-worship!

Respectfully, if you've not yet done so, please, the both of you run to Jesus in full surrender! Find a good non-denominational church.

come on people, help me out here.

my bf thought i cheated on him and he wnt a bit temporarily insane, and made me have this really rough, distasteful, painful sex with him, that brought up only memories of abuse in me, i couldn't stop him, coz he literally physically forced me to do so, and he wasn't beating me or anything it's just that he has a huge penis, so unless he is realyl careful he will be ramking against my cervix a lot causing pain and bleeding.

it was the single most horryfying experiance of my life, it broke me down completely, i was stunned that he is capable of being this cruel and concerend more with how bad he will look in other people's eyes that his gf cheated on him, then with the fact that he was hurting me, and bringing up some really nasty memories of the times i was raped.

anyway he is really sorry now, he handled it so badly, and wants to get back together,he also found out that i never cheated on him, it was only something i pretended to do for rreasons people here cannot understand sicne it's complicated and pesronal.

the fact that i still lvoe my bf more than anyone in this world, and am willing to try and work it out makes me worry that maybe it finally happened, maybe the people that raped me and t ried to make me sick have finally won, maybe my bf hurt me so badly that i now do not care about being normal, only about being wt him..


we have had sex recently and it was fine, he is not a sick man, but the fact that he thought he can fuck me into submission if i was cheating on him, the fact that i am now scared to ask him for a light spanking, or anything a bit iteresting and kinky in bed for fear of him again losing his t emper and becoming this crazy man and hurting me, and i still want to work on the relationship WORRIES ME.

can anyone give some advice i really need to hear some honest advice.

The advice you will rightfully get is to leave your bf. but you will stay anyway.

any kind of abuse, even if it is only slightly sexually tinted, will open unwanted doors in your psychology. it's ok to explore what's beyond those doors, but please make sure you stay on top of things (pun not intended).

Get ready to dominate her. That book makes girls wnt to surrender to you and become your little toy... Make sure she doesnt find someone else to make her a toy...

your boyfriend showed his true colours.

a lot of people develop some ugly quirks during their life; not all are sociopaths. some can deal with their quirks, some don't and degenerate even further.

Is it this?

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Read it.

My wife read it and started to act differently in bed, in a good way. but I didn't know where she was coming from.

she would say things like, "I want you to spank me" and having only pornos to refer to was like, ok... but the type of spanking that she wanted wasn't like what you see in a porno.

she wanted to get "spanked" feel the pain, then have me rub it and show her that I still want her to feel the pleasure from my hand etc...

my advice is to read it not for the great literary masterpiece that it's not, but so you will at LEAST be on the same page as her and where she is coming from.

you don't have to take it to the level that they were taking it to but if nothing else it will give you some ideas for the bedrooom

Yeah probably she craves to replay the trauma of her abuse to satisfy some deep subconscious need. That's the fucked up aspect of abuse, people can become hooked to it.

Anyhow this Eve chick has to be one of the most fucked up GLP posters right now.

Perhaps she just thought it was a book on decorating and was just wondering what color of gray to paint the bedroom.

Are you able to hear yourself write?

i appreciate the effort, and i wish you could elaborate your opionion a bit.

i don't think you understood properly, i'm pretty heatlhy sexually, the abuse never twisted anything much in me, maybe it got me a little bit more inhibited then i'd liek to be, but alos i was never really in love as much as i am now, so that could be it.

we wernt experimenting with SM, he thought i cheated on him to humiliate him in front of his friends, and he was funrious and he ahd furious, me tarzan u jane sex with me.

it was still scary, very disrepsceful and hurtful, and nother me nor my bf like id very much.

he enver did it before that or after, but i am afraid it will hapen again, enxt time he misunderstands me, and quite honestly it messed me up greatly more than any kind of abuse or hardship i ever experienced in my life.

the thing that makes me think im not well anymore is exactly the fact that i love him.
even after he id that i love him.

but also, given my history of abuse, maybe i am too se3nsitive to stuff.

maybe it wasnt as bad as i think it was.

he was wrong to do it i am not excusing his behaviour but maybe some woman who was never raped wld understand that her bf is a very passionate man, he was hurt and angry and he took things too far, but he didn't hit me, or humiliate me, he was just furious, acting macho and not considered of the fact that his huge penis will do internat damage if he keeps on thrusting that ahrd.

i was scared and naturally couldnt climax, but he dint like what he was doing so he cldnt to, whcih only prolonged my agony...

i remmebr myself saying would you please cum, i am starting to hurt, and i proceded to beg him to cum, not coz i was scyred he'd hurt me but coz i knew he had to be mad and obviously that made him not careful about his penis and frankly it was starting to hrt a bit, but i was determined to stick it out, coz he obviously had this ened to man handle me and get it out of his system

again, he wasnt abusive, he was jsut not very careful and i couldve stopped him but i never attempted to stop him i knew he msutve been feeling awful thinkkinh his own gf got her kicks out of humiliating him, so i wanted him to just have an orgasm, see that this will not make him feel better, or fix anything and realize we have to work things out in anone aggressive manner.

but he cldnt come or he dint want to do it before i did, and i cldnt coz i was scared, sdo it prolonged everything a bit and ended up a total catastrophy.

he dint rape me or anything, or abuse me, he just let his pride get the best of him.

i am not defending him but he is 27 years old, he was 26 at the time and he was manipulated by people older than him and less passionate but more calculated, into thinking that he isnt aplha enough with me and thats why i cheated.

ia m not defending him, but 26 year old people are still people of the heart, they did not learn yet that they have no freinds in this world and my bf took some very bad advice from a man who was supposetly his best friend, but in reality lied to him coz he wanted me to break up with my bf coz he wanted to sleep with me.

since then my bf learend he didnt have a freind in this man and made some new freinds with decent men...

do u still think i should leave him?

as long as we are sharing,

you are not very smart, and your seduction technique is seen only in male gorillas.

your also very weak for such a high ranked one, aw wait weren't u degraded recently???

IN YOUR FACE MONKEY BOY

aw kin kog, notice how i spelled monkey correctly!

Glad you spelled something right, I can only understand your posts because I am good reading things in context.

Anyway we get it Eve, you enjoy your big penis husband occasionally doing some rape role play on you and hurting your insides, so why ask dumb questions? Just enjoy the drama like most women do. You will only leave the guy if you get bored of the games anyhow,.

you really love being told ur a scumbag don't u?
does it make u hard?
did ur momma call u that? did u want to stick it up her arse when she did?

dude, get a life i don't want u in mine, what part of that do u fail to see and go on to beg for my attention!??

Sounds like he has trust issues. Trust is pretty hard to gain especially when something in their past prevents them from trusting others( I remember when I found out one of my past exes cheated, it took a while to trust another woman again). As for the sex, thats pretty odd that he does that and you're actually putting up with it. Him seeing you put up with it means that he can do it as much as he wants. Have you tried telling him "hey this needs to stop" ?

I'd leave the guy, but you love him, so that puts you in a tough spot.

maybe you just have a lot of love? some people have a seemingly infinite compassion and patience, a very strong resolve.


it probably was really bad for you; you said it above.


anger and agression should never be mixed with passion. he was able to physically ventilate his frustration on you. think about it. that is abusive.


he's insecure. that usually leads to frustration. he should grow up :)


i can't answer that. but you can help him becoming a better-balanced person. but don't loose yourself in it: people should always sort themselves out - it's the only way.

but honestly i'm far from the best person to give you advice on relationships ;)

Look bitch, I don't know with whom your schizophrenic ass is confusing me with, but let me explain something to you, this is an open forum and if you post in it I have all the fucking right in the world to reply, and if you post insane shit I will reply because I find it entertaining. End of story.

If you don't like it well that's your problem not mine.

ok let me pick your brain then.

i enjoy light spanking, nothing we would need a safe word for, just good old fashioned light spanking done by hand.

i thought most women phantasized about it?

it's just u dont aska guy to fufill ur naughtiest phantasies unless u really love him, most ladies i know , their brains work that way...u dont try anal unless u really love the guy, and u dont ask for all ur phantasies to be fufilled unless u absolutley love him...

again, nothing hard core, i have recently seen a video of a bit of spanking, it seemed very hard core to me, even if i know in reality that it wasn't that hard core...

butts ger red easily, the guy wasn't that rough, but still it was really strange role plax where she is younger than him and he is her guardian nad he was punishing her, and blah blah..

i like good old hommade slap slap my hubbies hand nothing too painful, just good old fun and playfulness.


i thought all ladies liked that?

i couldnt bring myself to rad books like 50 shades if they are anything like de sade, coz i tried de sade and it really di not do much for me except think that i am now scared for life after i read that particula sentence...

same feeling i get if i stumble upon a dodgie clip on porn sites or anything.....

so do most ladies like spanking or did i have particularly sexually extreme girlfriends?

If she is even slightly claustrophobic then forget it. She could never play any of the roles. Also, if she hasnt been very open to exploring before, this book will have no great affect on her.

Only if you were harboring the delusion that she was either intelligent or literate.