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I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?

 
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I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal?
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11/18/2012 09:12 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
CANT EAT SILVER!
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
pics or it didn´t happen

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11/18/2012 09:30 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
some things are just better kept to ones self..
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11/18/2012 09:43 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
Yes, it's normal. I'm surprised your body waited that long. I'm in my 40's, and make it a practice to abstain for 40 days now and then. When I do I invariably have a wet dream. It's the body's normal release mechanism.
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411


Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually.
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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11/18/2012 09:49 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411


Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually.
 Quoting: BRIEF


If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse.

"I was just cleaning it and it went off."
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11/18/2012 09:52 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
Perhaps you awoke just before the Aliens finished what they were doing to you...
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411


Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually.
 Quoting: BRIEF


If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse.

"I was just cleaning it and it went off."
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF?
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411


Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually.
 Quoting: BRIEF


If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse.

"I was just cleaning it and it went off."
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF?
 Quoting: BRIEF


But will they pull it for you?
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Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually.
 Quoting: BRIEF


If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse.

"I was just cleaning it and it went off."
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF?
 Quoting: BRIEF


But will they pull it for you?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Apparently so...I guess if you want a used car part they will pull it off the vehicle or you can pull it and save the labor cost...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse.

"I was just cleaning it and it went off."
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF?
 Quoting: BRIEF


But will they pull it for you?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Apparently so...I guess if you want a used car part they will pull it off the vehicle or you can pull it and save the labor cost...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Jackoffs
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Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF?
 Quoting: BRIEF


But will they pull it for you?
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Apparently so...I guess if you want a used car part they will pull it off the vehicle or you can pull it and save the labor cost...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Jackoffs
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


From what I understand they are already on jack stands so you can get under the cars safely...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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11/18/2012 10:04 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
You're trying to quit? Why? I think that will answer more questions than is a wet dream normal. Ever heard of morning wood?
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11/18/2012 10:09 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
Dunno if it's normal or not, but I've only ever had 1 wet dream, when I was about 14.
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11/18/2012 10:09 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411


Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually.
 Quoting: BRIEF


If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse.

"I was just cleaning it and it went off."
 Quoting: Leslie Zevo


Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF?
 Quoting: BRIEF


lmao
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11/18/2012 10:56 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
Could be Nibiru that is causing this.
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11/18/2012 11:00 AM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
Could be Nibiru that is causing this.
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More likely abject stupidity. Why in hell would someone want to abstain from jerking off?

I never have been able to figure how anyone with any kind of logical mind would come up with such a batshit crazy concept.
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11/18/2012 01:19 PM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
you have DSB, deadly sperm build-up. start whackin it at least 6 times a day or stuffin it in your girlfriend. that story worked for me on my girlfriend years ago.
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11/18/2012 01:32 PM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
I get them all the time and I am in my early 30's. I never dated anyone before and haven't ever been kissed either. I do jack off from time to time as well. I don't know why I get them still.
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11/18/2012 01:53 PM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal?
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Nobody likes a quitter

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11/18/2012 01:55 PM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
Thats not a wet dream, thats called being a wuss.
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11/18/2012 01:55 PM
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
A wet dream is a dream where you have sex with a hot chick.

I love those dreams... lol
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
CANT EAT SILVER!
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
Perhaps you awoke just before the Aliens finished what they were doing to you...
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Actually .. there was guy who swears he was raped in his sleep by a blond alien .. AND .. he had a hair to prove it .. I believe he was polygraphed and dna of the hair done .. it was not an earthing ..

search the tube there's a video of it ..
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
pics or it didn´t happen

charlie
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If you are a guy with this response... Eww.
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Re: I had a wet dream last night and I'm 30 is this normal?
Nah, you peed yourself!
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