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BRIEF User ID: 27996025 United States 11/18/2012 09:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411 Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually. I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/18/2012 09:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411 Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually. If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse. "I was just cleaning it and it went off." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25801142 United States 11/18/2012 09:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
BRIEF User ID: 27996025 United States 11/18/2012 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411 Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually. If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse. "I was just cleaning it and it went off." Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF? I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/18/2012 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411 Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually. If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse. "I was just cleaning it and it went off." Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF? But will they pull it for you? |
BRIEF User ID: 27996025 United States 11/18/2012 09:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually. If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse. "I was just cleaning it and it went off." Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF? But will they pull it for you? Apparently so...I guess if you want a used car part they will pull it off the vehicle or you can pull it and save the labor cost... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17090286 United States 11/18/2012 10:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Leslie Zevo If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse. "I was just cleaning it and it went off." Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF? But will they pull it for you? Apparently so...I guess if you want a used car part they will pull it off the vehicle or you can pull it and save the labor cost... Jackoffs |
BRIEF User ID: 27996025 United States 11/18/2012 10:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: BRIEF Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF? But will they pull it for you? Apparently so...I guess if you want a used car part they will pull it off the vehicle or you can pull it and save the labor cost... Jackoffs From what I understand they are already on jack stands so you can get under the cars safely... I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27872843 United States 11/18/2012 10:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411 Why are you trying to stop a natural process that the body needs? Nature intended you to jizz in a female, but if you can't get laid then you'll need to do it manually. If he needs to make himself feel better he can just use the hunting accident excuse. "I was just cleaning it and it went off." Heard a commercial on the radio that said "you can pull it, or we can pull it for you" in a sexy woman's voice, so I called the number and it was a fuck'n junkyard WTF? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20675367 United States 11/18/2012 01:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I haven't masturbated in about 6 months or so because ive been trying to quit, and last night I was in a deep sleep and just as I woke up and had really came all in my sweat pants, ive heard only during teen years this happens, is this normal? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27988411 Nobody likes a quitter |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7125161 United States 11/18/2012 01:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Perhaps you awoke just before the Aliens finished what they were doing to you... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25801142 Actually .. there was guy who swears he was raped in his sleep by a blond alien .. AND .. he had a hair to prove it .. I believe he was polygraphed and dna of the hair done .. it was not an earthing .. search the tube there's a video of it .. |
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